I really wanted to like this book. I purchased a copy in hardcover @ a debut YA author panel featuring Elisa Ludwig, and a bunch of others. For the re...moreI really wanted to like this book. I purchased a copy in hardcover @ a debut YA author panel featuring Elisa Ludwig, and a bunch of others. For the record, I got a little $pendy-$pendy that day in the excitement of meeting the authors and getting my books signed, and bought more books than I normally would.
I am a book-hoarder for sure (me + library = fees), but, I also have a budget that occasionally needs considering. When I buy a full-price hardcover, I have to
a) know the author's previous work, and love it so hard I just can't wait b) own the rest of the previous books in a series in hardcover first (consistency!) C) buy it for my monthly book club because i can't borrow my friend's library copy for whatever reason
Otherwise, I am a paperback girl through and through. Seriously - my to-read list is absurd (1400+ damn you goodreads!), and I will never pay full-price for all of those books unless I hit the lottery.
Normally, before I buy a book I refer to Goodreads for some guidance. Like the rest of you YA-fans, I can be swayed by pretty covers or interesting-sounding premises that don't necessarily pay off (heads up - Pretty Crooked has both).
Pretty Crooked certainly didn't merit my circumventing of the hardcover policy above. And I'm just gonna say this right now, with a sadface: I regret buying this book. And, I can't even sell it because it has my NAME in it! Gah. Based on all the hullaballoo above, I feel REALLY REALLY bad about the rating and review I'm about to give this book.
O-well. Two stars.
Half-star for a concise and clean writing style. It flowed nicely for the most part, and I was not hung up on the author's choice of phrases or descriptions, even when I found them Seventeen-Magazine-y. I didn't feel "pulled out of the story" by them.
Half-star for Willa's voice, which I enjoyed and found funny. Half-star for Cherise, a character that appeared to have more depth and backstory than the rest of the book's cardboard cut-outs propped up where the real characters should've been.
And half-star for the Mean Girls meets Clueless-themed plot. I loved those movies.
The problem here lies in the fact that Pretty Crooked lacks the satire that made Mean Girls and Clueless so amazing. Cher from Clueless would run around buying designer shirts to "even the playing field" for the "poor girls" in her school, oblivious to her own condescension. And Cher's obliviousness is a definitive character trait - her hamartia. It's all relative to the story as a whole.
But, Willa in Pretty Crooked isn't Cher. We get her first-person point of view and can recognize her character as far more aware of her surroundings than Cher could ever be. She analyzes and breaks down interactions with her classmates (think BFF Cherise, think love-interest Aidan) in a way that shows readers that she is "with it," she "gets it." She is witty and smart and not prone to shallow attitudes. She sees situations for what they are. As a character, we are supposed to notice that Willa is "better" than the shallow, snobby rich girls around her.
Here's where it gets weird. Even with a world-wise attitude and open mind - Willa believes that stealing expensive items from her rich friends and giving designer clothing to the Latino scholarship students will "even the playing field" at her rich, private academy. Does that sound weird to anyone else? What would make a rational-minded person think that giving someone an expensive shirt would change social-heirarchy? Wouldn't you immediately assume that "ghetto girls" coming into school with expensive blouses admist a theft-epidemic at Silver Spoons high school might not have the desired result?
What about when she asks the one black male in the entire school to train her to become a criminal - without ever having more than one conversation with him in her life?
What is going on here: Rich(ish) white girl feels bad for poor Latino girls, asks lone black kid to help her commit crimes to make the poor Latino girls fit in better by wearing expensive shirts. That is the premise of Pretty Crooked. With a romance thrown in. A-hem.
So, you take the down-to-earth, good-nature of the character of Willa and you make her complete these completely asinine no-one-would-ever-do-that actions. I mean, the philosophy behind her crimes was so shallow and simpering. If you're going to have the BALLS to become a felon, Willa, you might as well have a more cogent philosophy about your "Robin-Hood" escapades.
And if you have the author-BALLS to bring up racism and classcism, Elisa Ludwig, you should approach them with a more discerning stance. When one of the "poor girls" emails Willa to thank her after she has been dragged in to a media-frenzy and been blamed and shunned at school even more due to Willa's actions, I wanted to barf. The treatment of race and class was fucking weak - especially for a story wherein the reader wants to feel the main character's call to social justice.
On an end note, I think it is also important to mention that Pretty Crooked just ended. A cliffhanger ending where one needn't have been. (view spoiler)[Willa was a criminal. She got caught. She went to juvie. She came home. She rightly felt like an idiot. (hide spoiler)] Is there any reason to drag this story out any further past the denouement? Something weird had been going on with Willa's mom, and I'm sure it will be interesting to find out what it was... But, I don't think Willa's mom's mystery is justification enough to end the book in the middle of a high-speed chase. So frustrating. I know I probably won't pick up the next book, so I hope someone spoils it for me in a goodreads review next year.["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>(less)
There are some people who will buy this book because they love Star Wars. And that's fine. I grew up in house with a Dad and a brother who loved Star...moreThere are some people who will buy this book because they love Star Wars. And that's fine. I grew up in house with a Dad and a brother who loved Star Wars (I will be buying this book for my dad for The Father's Day). So, I ended up watching Star Wars movies, too, and playing "Star Wars"-related games with the boys in my neighborhood (hint: light sabers = red vs green freezepops) - probably more often than I would've liked. I didn't really "like" Star Wars until Harry Potter turned me into a nerd, and that was after high school.
I bought this book because I think it is really, really funny to look at Darth Vader doing normal, every day things. And in this book, Darth Vader is very much a normal, every day dad.
Once, I was taking an illustration course, and one of our earliest assignments was taking an action figure off of a table and drawing that action figure in different settings and backgrounds. Well, wouldn't you know it but I got stuck with a Darth Vader action figure. So, I drew this Darth Vader action figure (colored pencils!) having an Easter Egg Hunt, laying in a dentist chair, eating by himself in a diner. And every one of these drawings was fucking hilarious to me. I bet everyone in the class thought I was either a lunatic for chuckling to myself all class long, or narcissitic for thinking I was so goddamn funny.
But, I wasn't funny. Darth Vader was funny. Darth Vader doing normal, every day things was funny.
And this book was hilarious. And did I mention Jeffrey Brown? (Colored pencils!). The other reason I bought this book is because Jeffrey Brown wrote it, and I love his other work.
I had a feeling that as much as Jeffrey Brown was a Star Wars fan, and as much as the George Lucas Mega Corporation could've been breathing down his neck while he was making this thing, Jeffrey Brown would "get it," he was still going to use this medium to get the very heart of the issue: Darth Vader is hilarious when he is doing normal, every day things. The End.(less)