This lost a star since it's essentially Acheron just told in a different POV. Which, fills out the story but feelsPoor Styxx and his poor, poor butt.
This lost a star since it's essentially Acheron just told in a different POV. Which, fills out the story but feels like rehashing.
And again more torture porn. Seriously. Kenyon's last couple of books have been torture-textbooks..hence the beginning sentence in this review. I don't have a problem with tortured characters, or rape as a plot device I just have a problem with the repetition. Styxx goes somewhere... Estes shows up...buttrape, Styxx is reading... Apollo shows up... buttrape, Styxx argues with Shrewryssa.. cries in his heart, buttrape from a gaggle of gods for random reasons, Styxx goes to save his brother... guess what.. buttrape to the extreme, Styxx tries to do the right thing.. is sent to Atlantis for 2 years for buttrapification and more scarring.
And then he's on an island for 10,000 years.. alone. Cause that would totally work and he'd totally be able to talk to the first person (in this case god) easily in five minutes. yeahhhh.. This time could have benefited from at least a page or two (cause 1 or 2 pages really would be adding too much to the 850 already there right?) of his time there every 300 years or so. To show a breakdown. Something. Anything. But it's skipped over as non-important. bluh.
This book is hella long, and roughly 650 pages are just back story with a little bit of plot to add to the action that occurs in the last 100 pages.
And there's some romance in there along the way blah blah..
And Acheron is a dick. He makes up for it, but still.. a dick.
Edit: And so I realized that I wrote mostly negative things about this book and want to add that I do actually like enjoy the world of the dark hunter series, which is why I continue to read it even though a lot of the current books are a bit blah sometimes. Love certain characters and their dialogue. In fact the snarky humor is some of the best out of most PNRs that I read.
I'll agree that this was not just "Qhuinn and Blay's" book. A lot of her books are like this, but almost more so in this book.
Which is annoying.
CausI'll agree that this was not just "Qhuinn and Blay's" book. A lot of her books are like this, but almost more so in this book.
Which is annoying.
Cause there was three setups for other books. Which was Six POVs too many and they ALL got equal time. Plus the Lesser POV which added nothing to this plot, but a set up for another.
But good jobbie on the M/M in a bestseller romance series, but there was no lube for Blay's poor behind. Or Qhuinn's for that matter.. and that may have been worse.. to boldly go, where no man... nevermind.
After the couple of shitty ass books I've read lately this was a real treat. I like Dani's POV. She has spunk. Similar to the character of "Tank Girl"After the couple of shitty ass books I've read lately this was a real treat. I like Dani's POV. She has spunk. Similar to the character of "Tank Girl" she has a lust for life that I will always love and identify with. Mac was fun but Dani is dynamic. She is such a brat but I think with the life she's led, she has earned the right to be one.
To all those who are sickened and disturbed by the older men's "interest" in Dani the let me just say this... perhaps that is the author's intent, and is perhaps an effective and obviously potent plot device. When Christian lusts after Dani it is showing rather than telling that he is on the long dark road to evil-land. When you see Ryodan acting all Obi-Wan/Papa-Bear but you never get his POV, there might be more to him than what's implied. And when the obvious of-age love interest Dancer is doing everything perfectly, it may be he who has the most deceptive intentions.
It's interesting to me what people would call boring, I call important character building. And what they call disturbing, I call very fucking interesting. They don't bother to think "why? why does this disturb me?"
Okay, so it wasn't completely fucking god-awful...but there were plenty of moments where I was wondering why I continue to read this terribly writtenOkay, so it wasn't completely fucking god-awful...but there were plenty of moments where I was wondering why I continue to read this terribly written shitcasm.
And its all for the Ash, Nick, or Savitar side bits that come out here or there, which accounts for about 5% of this particular book. Those three are the only reasons I continue to care.
Retarded ranting belowsies
(view spoiler)[ I swear this entire book is told in flashbacks. Which are pretty much filled with Ren's sad past. All his beatings, humiliations, and other painful memories are laid bare in whats-her-names visions (and she's that forget-able I forgot her name already). And what do we learn of her...well she had a family that cared and loved her...the end. So basically we get kinda nothing from her.
Torture porn has become a staple in SK's latest writings to the point where it's a seemingly constant oneupmanship on who has the shittiest past. Last dream-hunter >> guy was tortured constantly for a couple thousand years. Last league novel >> guy had to fake being gay for hsi moms, was raped on camera, and was fed his own shit for a couple months straight...i don't even get how he survived.
See my point? it's just getting ridiculous. Whatever happened to the demon-chasing dudes Fang got up with? That shit with the leader of the dream-hunters who is related to Nick? Or the Dogs of War? Most of these story-lines were introduced at the end of a couple books (like 3 or 4 books ago)but never turned into anything. Except for maybe No Mercy but that was as memorable as the last pee I took.
Hopefully this detour was the last one or at least manages to tie shit together in crappily written bliss-cakes?
**spoiler alert** If anyone has ever read my reviews before they know I am not a fan of the Main characters falling in love after a half a second to a**spoiler alert** If anyone has ever read my reviews before they know I am not a fan of the Main characters falling in love after a half a second to a couple days of knowing each other. It's retarded. It shits on the idea of love. Space it out a little bit... like Wulf's story.. (even though Wulf's story sucked butthole)
So that begs the question: Why do you keep reading Mrs. Kenyon's works when she clearly uses this trope every single fucking time?
Well...It's cause I've invested way too much time reading this series so it's kinda like a malignant cancer.. I can't expunge it.. and I am patiently awaiting the stories for certain characters I like (like Savitar) only to be depressed with a pile of KA-KA DOODIE like when Jess' story came out in . (oh god that was so bad) Or the cameo bits of older characters like Zarek (the only shining light in that nefarious Retribution) and... well Zarek's probably the only one really. I used to like Ash but now he's all foofy foo and Nick is such a effing prick I want to burn him alive.
Soo...Seth and Lydia ... I was not feeling it. Their love was as deep as the pee reservoir in a pregnancy test. Lydia has a case of the Stockholme Syndrome and a lady-bonAr problem... I mean she was pretty much drooling at him every second then immediately remembering he was a super villianous bad-baddie the next. WHO DOES THAT?? Assholes. That's who. But other than that, completely forgettable. Seth... Ok, I liked Seth.. His character design anyway..Kabuki?!? Really?!? That's fucking awesome!! Plus, I like miserable characters. But it seems to me that Mrs. Kenyon is trying to out do herself with her Broken-Alpha-Male-Archetype with Seth. He had 4 and a half thousand years..THOUSAND, of demon torture daily. That would leave you A: Scarred to the EXTREMMEE.. and I mean like Zarek pre-Dark-Hunter (castrated, non functioning limbs etc.etc.) so basically...Gumby.. B: retardedly insane like texas chainsaw insane or C: Dead. He had a couple of prominent scars and was a little bit grumpy.
OH.. and I loved (sarcasm) the super huge buildup of the suffering Seth went through went he got tortured and nearly bifurcated by the Phonoi like it was the worst fucking thing EVAR. It was mentioned that Jared had seen every war in the history of time and Seth's "almost split" was one of the worst things? Really?!?! The history of all time? WTF? Have you met THE NEW Theon GreyJoy ?
And did Noir seem a little "off" from what he was in the last Dream-Hunter? I found him to be a lot more frazzled than he was before. Like he lost his cool button and ate a bipolar doughnut. He acted more like a bitchy tween without her twilight fix of the day.
I did kinda like the whole twisticle ending where you thought Seth was gonna play Super-Martyr and Lydia was gonna live in a Ditsy LOLWUT state dreaming bits and pieces of a warm mysterious presence and just staying a relatively dumb character..THen Psyche! They just Deus-EX him outta there.
Overall... It was better than the last 2 Dark-Hunter novels but that's not really saying much since the last two were so god-awful that punched myself into a coma...I guess that would be one way of seeing stars form something. derp. ...more
I got to about page 53 then skipped around til the end cause this was really a big load of crap. After the waifish perfect tiny beeyootiful girl (andI got to about page 53 then skipped around til the end cause this was really a big load of crap. After the waifish perfect tiny beeyootiful girl (and I mean girl in the sense that she shouldn't be around kitchen knives cause she'd cut off her head) backed down for the umpteenth time to big strong and rapey, I had to call it quits.
"But Vick, why don't you give this a chance when you read such shit like anita blake or the darkhunter series?" Well, questionable mind speaker... it was just really bad and those others I started reading when I didn't have a base for what a good book was. The dark hunter series has its occasional humor which makes up for the incredible shitty writing now (I say now cause it used to actually be kinda decent), and anita blake is like watching a train wreck in progress and that shit is to fucking hilarious NOT to read. This had too much telling me how wonderful and sexy and amazing the main characters were, or how tortured and dark and compelling, and I just wasn't having it.
And Mikhail was just a douche. Frat-boy, Rapey, Clueless, DOUCHE.
And Raven (really? that fucking name) was such a WEAK twat. My inner feminist was screaming at this idiot to die a million times.
And I dislike insta-love in the first 2 pages. BORING!! I'd much rather punch myself in the face with a love quadrangle than that.
I loves you Mom, but this is one of those books I'm left with a big WTF.
p.s. -- Of what I read of the other manly-men characters some of them seemed interesting enough that I might reconsider reading another of this series... but with 40 or so more books in this series and how I hate reading shit out of order, that might not ever come to be....more