Randy and Lily are precious. His beard and beautiful love for her are highlighted by Hunting as she tIt's a great day when you get a new Hunting book!
Randy and Lily are precious. His beard and beautiful love for her are highlighted by Hunting as she takes us behind closed doors of the hottest couple in the Pucked Series. A few surprises pop up that were wonderful and one a little scary. This book has everything....more
Hazel’s throat was raw from screaming Scott’s name. He did that to her. With his hands, his mouth, and his long, thin penis. She was lying on a towel which was wet enough to have soaked through to the mattress below. His sexual talents made her feel more beautiful than she’d ever felt before. Her eyes stayed closed, but she heard him rustling around. Her fingertips felt like rubber. Hazel touched the pad of her index finger to the nail on her thumb. He’d fucked the feeling out of her hands. She could sleep like this, splayed out on the bed, naked and rosy. She was betting her nipples were a hot red and might even match the marks he’d left on her ass cheeks.
Maybe even the blush on her face would match, too, as she thought of how, in between screaming his name, God’s name, and a lot of guttural sounds, she’d told him she loved him.
That was not a step she’d planned to take while her ankles were on his shoulders, but when her body had been strung tight like a fist and he’d released it with a combo that should be in every boyfriend handbook, Hazel’s mouth made its own decisions.
Scott was taking longer than he should have to bring back a warm, wet towel from the bathroom, so she forced herself to peel open at least one eyelid to check on him.
He was buttoning his jeans.
Hazel let herself enjoy the sight of him—the bare chest and jeans was a classic combo, and he made it look good. She finally made it to his face and offered him a satisfied smile—he sure as hell had earned it.
Scott was stone-faced.
“You okay?” She was so boneless she couldn’t even move yet, so her concern was only on her tongue.
“I’m leaving.” He pulled his T-shirt over his head.
“Oh? Are you hungry? I can make something. I know you’ve got nothing to cook upstairs.” She let her hand flop onto her stomach.
Just as she was thinking about how lovely it was that they were so comfortable naked with each other, he changed the atmosphere in the entire room.
“No, I’m leaving you. This is over. I’m done.”
Now Hazel was able to prop up on an elbow. Though the words were confusing and her brain was trying to wrap around what he’d said, it was his flat tone that had her heart pounding all over again—but for different reasons.
“You’re going back to your apartment?”
The room’s scent was so hardwired into her brain—telling her she was happy—that she just couldn’t make the connections she needed to.
“I’m breaking up with you right now.”
Hazel finally sat all the way up. “What?”
Scott was fully clothed now but picking up his shoes because apparently he was in such a rush that he couldn’t take the time to put them on. Scott was at her bedroom door before he looked back over his shoulder.
She was in midcrouch now, trying to gather her clothes. He took one last look at her naked, bent form.
“That last orgasm was my parting gift. I’ve got another girl. She lives on the top floor of this apartment. Don’t make this weird for me, okay?”
Scott closed the bedroom door, and she sat on the floor, holding her pants and one sock. It took him a few minutes to close the front door. Later, she would figure out that he’d stopped to take the six-pack of beer he’d stashed in her fridge while they fucked.
And that’s what they'd done. Scott had changed it on her, from making love to fucking.
It had been the first time she’d ever told a guy that she loved them.
And as she hugged her two articles of clothing to her chest, she promised herself it would be the last.
It wasn’t until he was drilling his new girlfriend on her ceiling that she realized she needed to move out of her apartment. Well, it wasn't really on her ceiling, but on his floor that also happened to be her ceiling. No amount of screaming, loud music, or broom handle banging would make him stop. Or her. The new girlfriend had a super annoying habit. The harder she came, the harder she laughed. The shrill sound of her explosive laughter as Scott made every sex dream she'd ever had come true induced nightmares for Hazel. Very specific nightmares involving clowns in fetish gear. She had to move. She had to get out.
It wasn’t so easy to get the hell out of a one-year lease, and in her panic, Hazel had a moment of extreme insanity. Well, maybe it was a sleep-deprived decision made in anger and sadness. And a severe desire to be out from under Scott’s hyena-pounding. When her best friend, Claire called screaming about winning a chance to be a part of Booty Camp, Hazel allowed herself to be swept away in her friend's excitement.
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The plot is tight. The characters are on point. Cici is the main character that you will connect with on a sharing to much information on a late night drink kind of level. The laughing out loud is real. The sex has slippery holes and everything else a romance needs.
Do you love discovering a new author? God, I love that. It’s like making a new, true friend. Today you get a new one. I promise you will adore it. You deserve to laugh today. I want you to put your beautiful giggles into this universe today. This book will do that. ...more
Bocci and Clayton know how to craft an amazing romance! Definitely read this one in the kitchen because you're going to need to eat. Marcello is the kBocci and Clayton know how to craft an amazing romance! Definitely read this one in the kitchen because you're going to need to eat. Marcello is the kind of book hero my womb wants. The beautiful descriptions of Rome will make you feel like you are on on vacation. This book it a spa visit and a best friend all wrapped up into a funny, sexy, life affirming bundle. One Click it heck out of Roman Crazy....more
In the wildly anticipated sequel to Pucked the New York Times Bestselling Romantic Comedy, Pucked Up reminds readers that they just got a taste of theIn the wildly anticipated sequel to Pucked the New York Times Bestselling Romantic Comedy, Pucked Up reminds readers that they just got a taste of the tremendous, delft talent of Ms. Hunting. She can make you laugh and swoon with equal measure. The second in this series allows Hunting to delve into topics dear to her heart while getting a good belly laugh out of all readers that have a sense of humor. This is the kind of book that is only allowed to bloom in the Indie Community for the risks it takes --but have no fear, Hunting is an expert story teller, nothing will too much. This series is for a reader who adores and devours books. If reading is your addiction, Hunting is your favorite,capable dealer....more
“Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids.” ~EL James, #1 NTY Bestseller
“Please take this garbage and shove it up thePraise for Fire in the Hole:
“Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids.” ~EL James, #1 NTY Bestseller
“Please take this garbage and shove it up the hole before it catches fire. Possibly the worst book ever.” ~Joy Fulcher, Amazon Best Selling Author
“Good God. Not again.” ~Tijan NYT Bestseller (who allows payments for friendship)
“Last book came with maxi pads. What's next? An industrial-sized tub of Vagisil?” ~Tina Reber, NYT Bestseller
“I think I'd rather read a bowl of alphabet soup Elle Jefferson Queen unicorn Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ... why did I agree to read this again?” ~Mary Elizabeth, Mother of Dragons
“Wait... what? Again? Does she own stock in those protective pads?” ~Nancee Cain, Amazing Author
“Hang on to your vagina (or mine), Debra Anastasia is writing another sick piece of shit? WHY????” ~Ana, Ana's Attic Book Blog
“Debra slapped me with her lady lips, pinned me down with her bosom, shoved my face against her hairy legs and threatened me to write this review...it's "great.” ~Meghan Quinn, Queen of the Obscene
“Takes an asshole to recognize a crap story.” ~Season Vining, Amazing Author
“I thought seeing the search results for 'Blue Waffle' was the most traumatic experience I'd ever suffered. But no. This book was far worse.” ~Cora Brent, NYT Bestseller
“This book had my anus puckering in fear!” ~Anne Mercier, Amazon Bestselling Author
“Debra broke the hole code! What happens in the hole is supposed to stay in the hole!” ~Rochelle Paige, Amazon Bestseller
“Are you kidding me? My eyes only just stopped bleeding from the last one!” Nicki Elson, Author of Romantic Things
“Have the brain bleach on standby!” Carol Oates, Amazon Minor Category Bestseller (but major talent!)
“Still no.” Jamie McGuire, #1 NYT Bestseller
"I was an innocent person, then Debra Anastasia happened." King Midian
"I thought Debra Anastasia was dead." Angie Lynch, CEO and President of Shameless Book Club
"So...has to be related to Fire in the Hole or should I say fart?!" ~Pepper Mint, Reader
“This book makes a case of genital warts seem like winning the lottery.” Helena Hunting, NYT Bestseller
"This is worse than Godfather III!" ~Daisy Prescott, USA Today Bestseller
“This book is unforgettable, unless you pay for a lobotomy and three rounds of shock therapy like I did.” ~Katherine Stevens, Amazing Author
"Debra Anastasia's work is consistent... consistently bad. Fire In The Hole might be the worst book ever published. Someone, please, please take her computer away." ~K.A. Robinson, NYT Bestseller
"Wait. I was supposed to READ this?!" ~Jillian, READ-LOVE-BLOG
“Debbie Macomber writes one hell of a story!" ~Vi Keeland, NYT Bestseller
"Our do not read list has one author: Debra Anastasia." ~The Rock Stars of Romance Book Blog
"This book was like an itch I couldn't scratch." ~Penelope Ward, NYT Bestseller
“Fire in the Hole is a grand piece of literary genius filled with lyrical prose and elegant writing. It is sure to be the next Great American Novel…ha ha ha, just kidding. The pages I tore out and used to clean my toilet bowl, however, made the porcelain sparkle, so there’s that.” ~Tara Sivec, USA Today Bestseller
“Seriously, Debra, enough with this bullshit. I had to see a therapist after reading the first book. I'm sending you the bill.” ~JM Darhower, USA Today Bestseller
“She's written another book? Guess we have more paper pages to use as TP if we run out....” ~Liv Morris, USA Today Bestseller
"I still haven't read this book." ~Aesta, Aestas Book Blog
“Debra's work is best read by a roaring fire. It's easier to burn the evidence.” ~CJ Roberts, NYT Bestseller
"Gaaaaaaaawd...Please. No more. Make it stop." ~LB Simmons, USA Today
"I caught something that made my vagina itch by chapter 5. Reader beware!" ~Robin Covington, Amazing Author
“It’s clear that she’s obsessed with vaginal issues. Someone should get her some help.” ~Ella Fox, USA Today Bestseller
“Holy shitballs this is raw to the point of eww.” ~Djenii Book, Awesome Reader ...more
I love Season Vining's writing, and if you haven't indulged in it yet, this book is a perfect start. Levi and Taylor are stinking hot together and I l I love Season Vining's writing, and if you haven't indulged in it yet, this book is a perfect start. Levi and Taylor are stinking hot together and I love the added dynamic of the the twisting plot. The sex scenes are STEAMY and the action doesn't stop. LOVE the banter between the friends.