i am making my way back into the land of reviewing....
i don't read a lot of nonfiction. but if i am really into the subject matter, i will take the pl...more i am making my way back into the land of reviewing....
i don't read a lot of nonfiction. but if i am really into the subject matter, i will take the plunge, and when it is narrative nonfiction, told with verve and humor, that makes it all the better. however, it turns out, i am more interested in food itself than in the utensils and machines that facilitate food preparation and storage.
"Consider the fork is an exploration of the way the implements we use in the kitchen affect what we eat, how we eat, and what we feel about what we eat."
and it's a great book for those of you inclined to explore these matters; there are definitely fascinating facts, and i have discovered a heretofore underdeveloped desire for a le crueset pan,
yeah, i want this.
overall, it was not quite what i was expecting. my fault entirely. but i learned a lot of interesting facts about the history of kitchen safety, and the development of cooling agents, a ton of antiquated kitchen gizmos, the evolution of the knife and its cultural associations, the dangers of the mandoline, the microwave phenomenon, and geyser cooking!
it is about food fads, and tradition and the evolution of cooking, and what we lose in quality the more we rely on machines to give us the shortcuts. it isn't a plea to return to simpler times, though - it doesn't have that kind of emotional agenda; it is purely scholarly, with some personal stories in the mix.
the best chapter is the one that talks about the food of the sixties and seventies, and the introduction of the cuisinart. i collect all those better homes and gardens cookbooks like
because they crack me up with their food presentation. everything has unexpected (canned) fruit, there are always these glistening sauces and toothpicks and aspic and everything can be made in a wok or tortured beyond its intended shape. and this book talks about this a bit, with the craze for smooth textures and endless dips and the ease that homemakers now found preparing more "exotic" dishes at home. with the newer technologies, women had more time on their hands to experiment, and these experiments have really defined that era. do yourself a favor and check one of them out sometime. so many cans to be opened!
and i do love thinking about "the first time." the first time people realized that an animal could be cooked over a fire. the first person who thought nutmeg might be edible. because, let's face it, this screams "poison" to me:
and it is, a little bit, but it is also delicious, right? but this book really makes you pause and think about foods we take for granted, and to think about that "first time" feeling, which is pretty exciting.
but it is also about the way we delude ourselves in the kitchen.
Kitchen gadgets - especially the fancy expensive kind that are sold through the shopping channels - advertise themselves with the promise that they will change your life. Often, however, your life is changed in ways that you did not expect. You buy an electric mixer, which makes it incredibly quick and easy to make cakes. And so you feel that you ought to make cakes, whereas before you acquired the mixer, making cakes was so laborious that you were happy to buy them. In fact, therefore, the mixer has cost you time rather than saving it. There's also the side effect that in making room for the mixer, you have lost another few precious inches of counter space. Not to mention the hours you will spend washing the bowl and attachments and mopping the flour that splatters everywhere as it mixes.
and it's true, all of it.
my grandmother is a sucker for cutesy kitchen gadgets. she has... everything. and then she will give them to my dad, and he will dutifully take them and eventually, he will pass it off to me. i have a ton of things here i will never ever use: plastic pastry shapers for making turnovers, a corn on the cob butterer shaped like a piece of corn, a teeny tiny rolling pin for making teeny tiny tarts, butter warmers, a machine for making those blooming onion thingies... and it's not like i have a lotta space here. but i feel sticky getting rid of them, you know? but having said that, my father has also become a devotee of the king arthur flour company, http://www.kingarthurflour.com/, and his baguette pan is something i would never have him be without. so for every lapful of "wait, why do i have this??"
there is something that actually works, and that i wouldn't want to give up like my ferocious microplane, which is pretty rad, but a bitch to clean, for sure.
but it is not just about fancy-schmancy devices, it is also about the invention of the pot, the spoon, the colander. things that we take for granted, but are timeless and necessary.
my only complaint is that the book lacks flow. the chapters don't really cohere into a unified story of food, the way i had hoped. the chapters stand alone, and each does have its nuggets of gold, but overall, it read like a series of essays. i liked the personal touches and anecdotes, and i think i would have liked to have seen more of those. for people who are interested in food, and cultural history and social anthropology, there is a lot here to chew on (heh.) but for me, it will always be about the food.(less)
four stars because the food network is my guiding angel, and i support any book or magazine they put out because they have always been inventive in th...morefour stars because the food network is my guiding angel, and i support any book or magazine they put out because they have always been inventive in their recipes, clear in their directions, and i love the photography in this, and all of their books.
but, it is a cookbook for beginners, so if you are practically a celebrity chef like me, a lot of the techniques and tips will be old news.
but - man - those pictures.
for example, i make an amazing lasagna. but the picture of the one in here still makes me a little wistful. although i am sure mine can kick its butt. when i make lasagna, that pan weighs the same as a three-year-old with a twinkie habit.
and there is a vegetable gratin in here that is so beautiful with its alternating layers of green and yellow squash and red tomatoes,that i almost don't want to cover it with slabs of meat.
and i am definitely going to use the recipe for migas next monday. but i will probably irish it up with some black pudding instead of chorizo. 'cuz us celebrity chefs have pizazz!
this is one of those books i drool over while already eating my monday-afternoon big breakfast. it makes no sense to read cookbooks while eating, i know, but it's just something i do, my version of relaxing with the crossword over coffee.
and i love that even though i know a lot of this stuff already, it is all gathered together for easy access should i suddenly forget how long beets need to be roasted, or what baby spinach is good for.
there are still some valuable recipes like pb&j wings, which i think is why i initially bought the book. i have a serious weakness for all things pbj.
and although i did say i loved all the food network's publications, and love to support them in all they do for the world of food, i would be a bad friend to greg if i didn't include this picture:
sorry, food network, even my love has limits.
now i am going to go lie down and frantically try to digest all that i have forced into myself. i am like a giant snake...full of breakfast meats and tomatoes...(less)
so, just up front, my two-star rating is probably completely unfair. if you are looking for a way to reduce the amount of preservatives you consume, k...more so, just up front, my two-star rating is probably completely unfair. if you are looking for a way to reduce the amount of preservatives you consume, kudos for you, and this is probably a truly helpful book. it lays out all the crap that is in snack foods and beverages, and offers up tasty organic substitutes. yum, right? goobers = bad, sunridge farms all natural chocolate toffee peanuts = good. fig newtons = bad, barbara's whole wheat fig bars = good.
but for me - i am under the impression that the artificial sweeteners in my food are going to slowly embalm me so i become immortal. and anybody who tells me that pop-tarts belong in the "hall of shame," well, i take that as a personal attack. pop-tarts have made me what i am, and while people may argue that that is all the more reason to be put in the "hall of shame," i think i am a mighty fine specimen, strong like hulk, stinging like bee.
and anyone who claims that something called "jolly beans" are better than the delicious array of flavors and wonderfully crackling "skin" of a jelly belly is clearly insane.
so - this is probably a fantastic book for all of you people with your bicycling everywhere and your bodies like temples, but for me, who has only eaten pancakes drenched in syrup, french fries drenched in mayonnaise, and ice cream today, well - you see how i roll.
why did i take this book from the free shelves at work, you ask? i thought it would be useful, you know, to try to teach an old dog new tricks. but it turns out i am one stubborn old dog.and you can pry my nutter butters from my cold, dead, good-looking corpse's hand.(less)
but still - this guy is really burning me up! because this isn't even a cookbook! this is just a journal of superiority. sure, he will list the ingredients and give some interesting information about the sandwiches in question, but at the end of the day, he is a king on a throne of bread and assorted meats, lording his bounty over us all.
look at this sandwich:
why is anyone besides me eating this? it has beets and goat cheese and honey and arugula and roasted red peppers and roasted garlic spread and whole wheat raisin nut bread. uncool, dude - that should be mine.
and this one:
the rules are, if it has bacon and bananas and honey and peanut butter, then it is mine. understood?
this one is called the "loosemeat" sandwich and is only here because its name makes me giggle.
whatever, dude, you are better than all of us. just know that no one likes you just because you are winning. at sandwiches.
incidentally, i resent the accusation that i am "finicky" for using a separate knife for my peanut butter and my jelly. that's just common sense, yo. peanut butter in the jelly gets all calcified, and jelly in the peanut butter is unacceptable.(less)
"so, katniss, the capitol must be quite a change from district twelve. what's impressed you most since you arrived here?" asks caesar.
what? what did h...more"so, katniss, the capitol must be quite a change from district twelve. what's impressed you most since you arrived here?" asks caesar.
what? what did he say? it's as if the words make no sense.
my mouth has gone dry as sawdust. i desperately find cinna in the crowd and lock eyes with him. i imagine the words coming from his lips. "what's impressed you most since you arrived here?" i rack my brain for something that made me happy here. be honest, i think. be honest.
"the lamb stew," i get out.
caesar laughs, and vaguely i realize some of the audience has joined in.
"the one with the dried plums?" asks caesar. i nod. "oh, i eat it by the bucketful." ....................................................
mmmm...i wonder what that stew looks and tastes like...
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WONDER!!
it looks like this:
mmmm - admire it!
and it is delicious. except i have never actually bought prunes before, because i am not elderly, and was not aware that they are dried with the pits inside of them. it makes sense, but - oops. beware when eating my stew, friends...
i know this book is probably a silly thing to own, but i love cooking and i love the hunger games,and even though this is completely unauthorized, i still think it is wonderful. this person really put some time and care into assembling this thing. and for the most part, it feels authentic: edible flowers, mushrooms, wild herbs and nettles...except for the ginger ale in this stew. that seems unlikely.
she uses textual references from all three books explaining how she came up with each particular recipe, and they hail from the entire world of h.g. - from capitol to district 12. there are plenty of recipes that call for more exotic proteins like muskrat and raccoon and grooseling and other things i know i will not be able to find at wholefoods and my only chance of acquiring would be to become besties with the nuge:
although considering that my throat gets a little tight when i read recipes calling for, "1 (3- to 4-pound) raccoon, cut into pieces," we would probably have difficulties. but i can't say i'm not tempted by "grilled tree rat with peanut butter dipping sauce."
please don't cut me into pieces!
the recipes look great, for the most part. but let's be honest - that plum and lamb stew was the only one needed to make me get this book. when i was reading hunger games, a part of my mind was always on that stew. and now i have it.and it gave me the strength to get out there are wreck shit UP!
i really appreciate fans who do things like this, so i enthusiastically embrace this book. it is clearly a labor of love and not a gimmicky, glitzy ""give me your money" publication.like that angry birds cookbook. this has substance and style, and the remainder of the recipes (i mean, creamed goose over crumbled bacon polenta? yum!) sound promising.
but right now i have some stew to get into...(less)
this one is about a woman with so many food allergies, it makes my head spin: all dairy, eggs, soy, beef, shrimp...more another firstreads book i was denied!!
this one is about a woman with so many food allergies, it makes my head spin: all dairy, eggs, soy, beef, shrimp, pine nuts, cucumbers, cantaloupe, honeydew, mango, macadamia nuts, pistachios, cashews, swordfish, mustard... and not just eating them - sitting at a table where cheese once touched - eating from "contaminated" plates, secret ingredients in spice blends or poorly-labeled drinks... it is horrible! i don't know anyone with severe food allergies, and it sounds just awful, especially when it is not just one or two, but a million.
and being allergic to cucumber makes no sense to me. i'm not knocking anyone's allergies here, i am just trying to wrap my head around an allergy to something that is essentially a green water-log.it seems so innocent! it saddens me, because i love food so much - almost all of it, and i would hate it if my body told me "no".
i usually try, if i am eating alone with a vegetarian, to either order meatless, or at least try not to order anything gratuitously meaty, like cowface, but after reading this book, i am hesitant to eat any food near any person, not as a courtesy, but because it is possible that my food could kill someone else.i could breathe near someone and cause them to seize. i could make out with someone after eating some delicious cheese and kill them.
they would die happy.
but let's see - what did i eat yesterday?
a rainbow-sherbet-flavored jello yogurt cup.
barry's tea with milk
artichoke and pepperoni pizza
and she couldn't have eaten any of it. or made out with me.in fact, if i had eaten what i did and then used the phone, and if she had used the same phone hours later, i could have caused her to have a severe allergic reaction.
how can i continue to eat in these circumstances? who could? i feel for her, i really do.
because she sounds so rad - she isn't whiny about her condition - she isn't one of these people who wants to ban peanuts from restaurants or schools or the planet -she is uncomfortable with some measures she sees as overreactions. she seems like a cool lady, who takes care of her own self, and is living with her allergies, not using them for attention.
i hate that she has had so many severe reactions at so many pivotal moments in her life: the weddings of friends, vacations, dinner parties, i hate how many times food has tried to kill her.
but i love that she keeps trying - cooking classes, children's birthday parties, travel. she is willing to give food one more try, despite being told as a child that she was "not designed to survive"
and despite all of the dangers and past failures: halloween, college, airplanes, grammar school cupcakes...
i will never be able to take her on an AIFAF, but i applaud her, from afar, in a bubble where i am eating fondue. eat those french fries and mushrooms, my dear, show the food who's boss...(less)
basically, you publish a novelty cookbook, and you have my attention. this is one i leaf through all...moreread but not used, truthfully.
this book is great.
basically, you publish a novelty cookbook, and you have my attention. this is one i leaf through all the time; when i don't feel like "reading," i will frequently grab a stack of cookbooks and curl up on my bed and drool over food pictures. and this book is a great one to fantasize with because it has nice big pictures and the concept is fun, and the promise of no silverware to wash is a definite plus. (i will happily scrub a thousand pots, but i really hate washing silverware.) and i haven't actually made anything from this book, but right now, i will go through it, and give you my impressions on all of the recipes. don't look for anything in-depth, this is more just for me to get amped up for a time when i will be without grilled cheese in my life, and will need a new food-plan, and i will be able to have a list of "recipes i am excited to try" less destructive than folding over pages.
for me - the sweet ones are the most exciting, conceptually. some of the savory ones look ho-hum, but just wait.... dessert is always the best part.
it starts off with the various kinds of sticks that can be used. they are many. then some pages devoted to dipping sauces and frostings and such. this is all foreplay before the sticking.
but we get impatient.
remember, i have tried zero of these, so my opinions (as always) mean absolutely nothing.
1) antipasti skewers.
i say "zzzzzz." i also say "take your olives to the next town, soldier"
2) bacon-wrapped shrimp.
what is this, a key party??
3) beef and vegetable kebabs.
i assume since we are in early stages here, that this is all ear-nibbling and fumbling caresses, and they are just lighting a small, traditional fire, before they break out the exciting recipes, which i swear to you are coming.
4) beef skewers with chimichurri.
okay... this is getting a little better.... a little boring, but chimichurri is at least fun to say...
5) beef teriyaki.
and now we are back in snoozeville. tim gunn would be all over this book, telling him that he is playing it safe and he needs to wow the judges and push the envelope and be fashion forward, and the writer of this book would be perplexed, but he would want to please tim gunn because the gunn is so sweet and avuncular.
6) bo la lot. (you guys will have to insert your own diacritical marks - twss)
okay - now we are feeling the heat rise... vietnamese, wrapped in betel leaves... this is the fanciest key party i have ever attended!
now i am kind of bored again. i would skip ahead and just look at the dessert pictures, but i know there are some awesome ones in the middle, we just gotta get through all these perfunctory meat-on-stick recipes. maybe i have to help out a little. maybe i am just laying here, and not contributing to this relationship. i will try to feign excitement, even if i am a little bored and my mind is wandering. because i know there is good stuff to come.
8) breakfast pancake dogs.
oh, yeah, that's it, baby! sausages, with a wrapper of cinnamonny pancake batter, deepfried and served with syrup. this is a definite "to-make" recipe.
9) caprese sticks.
simple, but i bet they taste amazing. fresh and sundried tomatoes, mozzarella balls, and basil leaves. and they are of course, beautiful. those colors just make me feel clean.
10) cheese fondue.
now we are definitely back at the key party, but at least some attractive people have shown up.
11) chicken and waffles.
thank you! now we are doing something interesting with our sticks. this is great. everyone knows that chicken and waffles are the best, otherwise why would there be four different chicken and waffles places in a row on the street near where i used to live in brooklyn? this recipe uses the batter of a waffle, but not its shape, to surround a piece of seasoned chicken on a stick. then it, too, is covered in syrup. genius.
12) chicken satay.
greg will like this one. he used to get a chicken satay appetizer all the time, in the time before documented AIFAF. now, i think he feels the pressure to try different things so as not to bore our wide readership. i do love peanut sauce, though, and this recipe looks like a good peanut sauce.
13) chinese five-spice skewers.
more meat on a stick. but this time it is chicken. oh, right, i am supposed to be encouraging. mmmmm five spices, you say??? lemongrass??? is that cumin in your pocket or...
14) chinese meatballs.
they are probably good, but not worth buying the book for. the sweet-and-sour chili sauce looks promising, though. i like sauces with mint in them
15) coconut shrimp.
these are probably good, too, but i will never make them. i would order them in a restaurant, maybe, but they look a little fussy. i am a real person who eats real food - this would never satisfy me as a meal, and i do not host dinner parties.
16) corn dogs.
although i have never liked corn dogs (sorry, dana) i think i would like to try to make these. i mean - why have a deep fryer, if you are not going to try to make corn dogs at least once, right?
17) crispy orange beef skewers.
yes! these look amaaaazing. holy moly. i am all over these. beef, marmalade, cornstarch, honey, red peppers.... these are all wonderful things. i would totally stick that.
18) crudité skewers.
for fancy people, this is nice. pretty and dainty. the "latin green goddess dressing" sounds like it could be tasty. but i have never heard of tarragon vinegar. i will have to keep my eyes out for it...
19) dak sanjuk.
this looks pretty good - i like the flavors, but i lack a grill. maybe my dad will make it for me.
20) deep fried mac and cheese.
and there it is. this is pretty much worth the cost of the book. when we went to that fish and chips place in brooklyn and had the fried mac and cheese, it was a revelation. now, to know i can make it at home without traveling to such distant lands? priceless. and it uses three kinds of cheese. brilliant.
21) deep fried ravioli.
i don't want to jinx it, but i think we are on a roll now! yes!! think outside the box!! use your sticks for good, not boredom!! fry my ravioli, fryyy it!
corn covered in mayonnaise and parmesan cheese, chili powder and lime?? i am all over this. why have i never had this?? mexico, stop hoarding your food!
23) fish and chips.
both the fish and the chips are on sticks in this one. the picture is adorable
thank you google image search!!
24) fish balls.
heh. these look fine. again - too fussy for me. i know that anything you are making on a stick is probably going to involve more time than it should and can be termed "fussy", but some of these things i think are totally cool and worth trying, and some - why not just make fish balls? and stick them on some rice or mashed potatoes?? why are you shoving this stick in my face?? some sticks just aren't worth all the time and trouble.
25) fried mozzarella.
and some are. again - but whyyy would this be deemed stick-worthy and not the fish balls. i am inconsistent - deal with it. i say that this is a good stick. but i am easily swayed by cheese. and fried...
26) fried mushrooms with roasted onion dip.
these i will definitely make. this is gorgeous. GIS failed me this time - this picture is far better than any of those. sorry, suckers...
27) fried pickles.
yes! i am making these, too!! i can sense connor vomiting already. gherkins and pickle chips, cocktail onions, deep fried in buttermilk and bread crumbs?? sounds delightful to me. just delightful.
28) ground shrimp on sugarcane
and now i have already forgotten all those awkward first-recipes. all those meats with sticks jammed roughly inside of them. this is the casual elegance i was waiting for. these look intensely good.
29) korean-style bbq pork belly skewers.
there is no word in that recipe-name that doesn't make my mouth water. hold me back!!
30) lamb skewers.
you tell me where to buy cheap lamb, and i will make these. i also like mint chutney.
31) lamb souvlaki.
again. mexico!!chorizo, potatoes, cheese - deepfried in balls!! with tomato salsa?? good god. i need this in my mouth.
who ever thought to put bread salad on a stick?? but here it is!! and it actually looks pretty great like this. i would go to this party first.
34) pinchos de gambas.
eh. shrimp on stick. smoked paprika makes it a little fancier, but i still say eh.
35) pizza skewers.
fun! but these don't look as nice as the picture of the one from the beginning of the book - the street-pizza looking pizza on a stick. these are more like pizza-lollipops, where "pizza" is more like a comparison than an accurate name.
36) potato chips on a stick.
these look great. these i will also definitely make. they aren't at all greasy-looking, and they would be a great side to my famous steak sandwiches. shut up, they are totally famous.
37) red curry shrimp and pineapple skewers.
no takers here.
38) savory tofu dango.
yeah, these look pretty great, too. i have never cooked with tofu before, though. skeered!
39) scotch eggs.
sorry. i think these are kind of gross. and quail eggs?? slow down, rockefeller...
40) shrimp and vegetable tempura.
me, i have never cared for this stuff. although i generally like sweet potatoes done this way. but generally speaking, nah.
41) son-in-law eggs.
i do not have a son in law, and if i did, i doubt he would produce any eggs.
42) spaghetti and meatballs.
ON A STICK!!! this is great. holy shit. this looks like the most fun anyone can ever have in a kitchen. so you make the spaghetti and meatballs and chill it, right? so it gets all congealed. then you cut it into squares and deep fry it on a stick. i assume that these pictures are way more attractive than any i would be able to take - it sounds so messy. and maybe gross-tasting. but i'll try anything once.
43) spam and pineapple skewers.
yes. we will try these, my pretties...
44) spicy cajun skewers.
this looks okay - hush puppies, shrimp, okra, sausage, potatoes.... on a stick!!!
45) stuffed olives.
go to hell.
yum!! deep fried risotto balls!!! i am on this!
47) sweet potato wedges.
again - buy me a grill and these are yours. this is an open invitation. oh, and you also have to store the grill for me - i don't have the room...
48) tofu tod.
i had no idea humans could make this at home. i thought these things came from the angels. this will get me over my "never cooked with tofu" fear, no problem.
49) tornado potato sticks.
i don't know what a spiral slicer is, but it sounds dangerous
yeah, this i love. this looks a lot easier than i thought it would be to make, too. i am an enthusiastic cook, but also frequently apprehensive. but i could do this.
OH MY GOD ARE YOU READY?? THIS IS WHERE THE FUN STARTS!!
51) berries 'n buttermilk smoothie ice cream pops.
i didn't think i could ever get excited about fruit pops because they are so common, right? but these are all made with buttermilk and honey and fruit and yogurt and so are probably sooooo smooth.
52) cake pops.
i think whoever has the next birthday is getting these. they look like they are more fun than regular cake. can one buy lollipop sticks at michaels??
53) candy apples.
54) caramel apples.
yes. much better. these are rolled in peanuts. i made some last christmas for the ceridwens, rolled in pretzels, and i think they turned out okay. they were very messy, that's all i know. and they resisted being packaged. but i thought they would taste good??
55) caramel popcorn balls.
maybe i will make these for greg, when he fully recovers from oral surgery. his dentist will thank me all the way to the bank.
56) chocolate-covered cheesecake.
you had me at choc-
57) chocolate fondue.
yeah, yeah... tell me something i don't already know
58) chocolate-tipped peppermint sticks.
these are pretty and all, i have just never understood them, texture-wise. nice smooth chocolate just doesn't mix with splintery candy canes. you people are strange.
59) cinnamon rolls.
on a stick!!
this recipe is simple. get some ready-to-bake cinnamon rolls. put them on a stick. make some frosting for them with cream cheese and butter and stuff. eat 'em. there is no real work involved! and you get to eat them on a stick! so there's that.
60) cocktail cubes.
this one is just berries thrown with juice in ice-cube trays with some cocktail picks thrust in them. the picture shows ice cubes the size of shot glasses, packed with at least 5 raspberries and 10-12 blueberries each. how is this possible?? do i just have smaller-than-average ice cube trays? i never thought i would be self-conscious about the size of my ice cube trays before, but now i am, a little.
61) decorated sugar cookies.
these are pretty. if you are the kind of person with all sorts of edible glitter and other fancy decorating things, you should make these. for me.
62) deep fried candy bars.
what is better than a deep fried candy bar?? a deep fried candy bar on a stick, naturally!
63) doughnut holes.
yumy yum yum. these look great. and rolling them in chopped peanuts is inspired! i could eat these holes all day and never get sick of it.
64) fresh mango and chili powder.
i guess at least one recipe in here should not give you an instant heart attack.
65) frozen bananas.
i used to make these all the time as a kid. and i'm not even a bluth!
66) frozen elvis.
same thing, only rolled in a bacon-and-peanut mixture. this is probably the best thing to ever happen to food.
67) fruit salad skewers.
these are served with a fluff-and-cream-cheese dipping sauce that is eerily similar to my mom's... imma sue! (hers is slightly different, so don't go buying this book and thinking you have my recipe. my sauce is the best, seriously.)
68) fudge pops.
okay, wow. i can make fudgsicles at home? and these look like the richest fudgsicles ever. i think i am going to go buy some ice-pop molds this weekend.
69) fudge puppies.
frozen waffles, dipped in chocolate. on a stick. i have shuddered with pleasure.
70) grilled fruit skewers.
this could be good. but i'm into decadence right now, honestly. but i should think more in terms of grilled fruit for my sweet needs. it can't all be chocolate stuffed with chocolate and then drizzled with chocolate. ???
71) homemade marshmallows.
i feel like either greg or my dad should be forced, by law, to make these for me, since they both failed me with marshmallows. i accept all apologies that come in the shape of food.
72) ice cream sandwiches.
i do make the best chocolate chip cookies. they could only be improved by making ice-cream sandwiches out of them. and adding a stick, of course...
73) margarita jello shots.
for my next high school party, i guess.
74) mojito melon fruit skewers.
for my next adult drinking party. these actually sound amazing. stick slices of honeydew, pour a mojito over 'em, freeze 'em. they look beautiful. and rummy!
75) pineapple funnels.
pineapple wedges covered n funnel cake?? i take back everything bad i have ever said about funnel cake. it's still no fried dough, but when it covers pineapple, i might be willing to overlook that shortcoming.
76) red and white sangria pops.
for my next bachelorette party?? i have never been to one of those, but ladies like sangria, right?
these use the homemade marshmallows that greg and/or my dad will be making me. and i will need a whole p[latter full of them. thank you in advance.
78) strawberry shortcake.
wonderful. this was always my favorite dessert as a kid. now that i am grown, i can have mine on a stick and feel sophisticated.
79) sweet and sour lollies.
weird!! who knew you could make sour patch kids at home?? and put sticks in them?? very cool! and they fizz!
80) sweet tofu dongo.
these claim to be "delightful with tea and for those moments when you don't need to have your taste buds smacked with something overly sweet." in other words, i will not be making these.
and that is my "review". there are 80 recipes, many of them look good. i am excited to try a lot of them. 'nuff said.
wow, i have been "reading" this since july. i put it down a bunch and lost it once or twice, but still - it is shameful to have had this darkening my...morewow, i have been "reading" this since july. i put it down a bunch and lost it once or twice, but still - it is shameful to have had this darkening my "currently reading" shelf for eight months. shades of Savage Girls and Wild Boys: A History of Feral Children. but today i finished it!!
and it is truly a wonderful book.
this man is the anti-foer. if i were ever to read that foer book - the one everyone says will turn me into a cowering meat-avoider, all i would have to do to recover is open this book and read his love letter to southern barbecue, or his swooning over french fries left to rest under chickens roasting suspended above, their succulent juices dripping over the crispy potatoes, or his descriptions of seafood - any seafood at all.
this book is such a lovingly recollected tale of his food-journeys and experiments. i completely envy him his job. if he wants to test out this newfangled microwave invention, he goes out and buys a couple, on vogue's dime, and experiments away. if he wants to explore local-food movements, he just jets out to the west coast and eats at the top ten or so restaurants and gorges. he gets to go to all the secret restaurants tucked away deep in the mountains in distant lands that only the truly initiated even know about...
and just the quantity of food! the chapter on the choucroute nearly gave me a sympathy stomachache with just how much food he and his wife were consuming. this man could give me a run for my money, appetite-wise. oh, the gluttony - all for his need to find the best food, the best way of preparing food, the best methods and ingredients and which food "facts" are actually fraudulent, for science.
when i eat an entire box of girl scout cookies, it is also for science.
he is my new favorite food-writer. he is funny and hungry and i am 100% using his stuffing recipe this year for thanksgiving, even though he poo-poohs turkey, which is ridiculous. he has never had my turkey, is all. oh, and i am also going to make this fruitcake recipe. i have never had fruitcake. is that weird? his sounds intense. and i must have it. expect fruitcakes in the mail come holiday time next year.
if you have any interest whatsoever in food, apart from using it as fuel to sustain your machine-like body, i suggest you take a look at this book, and prepare to drool
now i am going to get my hands on his follow-up and see how long that one takes me to get through!(less)
there is some guiding force in my life, watching over me and manipulating my life-choices.
and it's got a shitty sense of humor.
yesterday morning, i po...morethere is some guiding force in my life, watching over me and manipulating my life-choices.
and it's got a shitty sense of humor.
yesterday morning, i posted the last of my grilled cheese photos into my review of Grilled Cheese, Please!: 50 Scrumptiously Cheesy Recipes. satisfied with my accomplishments (because it is exciting to come to an end of a project, even of the project is simply making 50 grilled cheeses) i sat down to work on my paper, a somewhat less delicious project. and realized that somehow my mouse had come unplugged.
when this happens to you at home, it is probably not a big deal. you just plug it back in. when this happens to me, i have to crawl under my table and remove three large stacks of books, then i have to squeeze past another stack of books and navigate a forest of wires and other tricky business to get to the other side, where i can re-plug my mouse.
these stacks go three rows deep.
when i was reversing this bit, on all fours, back-crawling and trying to avoid these screws that stick out and kept scraping my back, i knocked over a book stack, causing a book avalanche, causing this book to fall on my head.
"think you're done with grilled cheese???"my guiding force shrieks.
looks like i have another project for next summer.
50. more. grilled cheeses.
watch this space...eventually.
this review is oooold. and has no pictures.
there is nothing better than hot cheese. newborn head-smell? first kiss? finding 100 dollars on the ground? not even close. hot cheese. period. this book should be only one page long - get bread, get butter, get cheese - combine - heat. done, right? well this book wants to be a little fancy. and at first, i resist - especially when there is a chapter: "grilled cheese sandwiches with five ingredients or less" (sic.) no shit, right? where are all these extra ingredients coming from?? maybe from the rosemary-scented melted jarlsberg and red pepper on sourdough. or the raddicchio, roquefort and toasted pecans on pain au levian. so it can get complicated. but it's honestly delicious. (not the muffaletta, that can go to hell) but this is a really great book, complete with dessert recipes and eat-alongs.and i truly can look at pictures of melted cheese for days. at a bookstore yesterday, i found a recipe for fondue in a pumpkin. oh god i'm hungry.(less)