Since Miranda and Ethan defeated the mastermind behind the abductions and experimentation he's hellbent on revenge. But getting to the crazy bunny and...moreSince Miranda and Ethan defeated the mastermind behind the abductions and experimentation he's hellbent on revenge. But getting to the crazy bunny and her grumpy bear has proved near impossible. So he sets his sights on the next best thing....Ethan's brother Mason.
As an undercover agent, Mason's mission is to protect the shifter community and by extension the lovely chocolate swan Jessie. She's the tech wiz of the FUC and is in danger since the evil mastermind is suddenly after her. But Jessie doesnt want his type of protection. She's knows he's a ladies man and doesnt do one-night-stands. But after spending quality time with him, her defenses are breaking and realizes this sexy bear is quite irresistible.
What I loved about this was Mason's willingness to convince Jessie that he was serious about her. He constantly chased her, and annoyed her it was quite entertaining! Sometimes I just wanted to slap her though. She just didnt get it and was so insecure...but whatevs! It made for an entertaining and delightful story.
All in all, I thought it was great. Not as good as the last one. Maybe since Jessie was more like a damsel in distress compared to Miranda....who was totally kick ass and hilarious! But it was a good and satisfying read. Can't wait to find out whats next in the FUC world....(less)
In this sequel to Delicate Freakn' Flower by the awesomest Eve Langlais. We follow Francine....best friend to Naomi. Every since she was a child, she...moreIn this sequel to Delicate Freakn' Flower by the awesomest Eve Langlais. We follow Francine....best friend to Naomi. Every since she was a child, she knew Mitchell(Naomi's brother) was her mate. But he's always seen her as a sister. Even when she developed into a teenager and then an adult he's avoided Francine like the plauge. Then she runs into the goregous cat shifter Alejandro and her wolf recognizes him as her mate as well.
Alejandro is brother to Javier(one of Naomi's mates) and prides himself as being a playboy. He loves women...epecially taken women. He's on the run from some crazy hunter who found out that he slept with his daughter. But when he runs into Francine he forgets everything and wants nothing more than to claim her. His beast recognizes her as his mate. Desperate to see her happy, he proposes that he and Francine pretend to be a couple to make Micthell jealous so he will recognize his feelings for her are in no way sisterly. But a game of pretend has them both wondering...is this real? Is Mitchell really her mate? And if so...will Micthell stop being such a stubborn ASS and admit his feelings for Francine
One of my favorite scenes from this book was definitely the "fake" kiss in front of her job.
Lightning struck, leaving him dazed, but even in his befuddled state, which had his cat yeowling, he remembered how to move his mouth against hers. To grasp her lower lip between his and suck on it until she panted. A sane man would have broken off the kiss at that point, but unfortunately all reason seemed to have fled him. He didn’t stop, instead, he pressed his hard thigh against her core, which straddled him, and licked the seam of her mouth, tasting her.
Need her. Need to claim her. Fuck her. Mark her. Oh shit.
Before he could bend her over and take her, damn anybody watching, he released her, and she stumbled back. God, she looked so beautiful with her face flushed, lips swollen, and he could hear her heart pounding even over her huffing breath. He wanted to drag her back to him. Kiss her again. Take her somewhere and make love to her until her nails raked his back and she begged him to mark her. To keep her forever.
I am in so much fucking trouble. “See you in a little while,” he managed to say through his growing panic. It killed him to ignore the disappointment that clouded her expression along with the confusion—and lust, lust for him, not Mitchell.
Straightening her spine, she threw him a feeble smile. “Well, that wasn’t so bad. At least I don’t want to throw up like I did with Ken a few years back. Of course, in his defense, I’d downed a lot of Sex On The Beach shooters. But next time, mind groping me a little more? No one’s ever going to believe we’re madly passionate about each other with your hands not even grabbing my ass. I mean, seriously. You’ll have to do better.”
I swear Francine was sooo wrong for that one...she was definitely feeling that kiss. But her unwillingness to seem vulnerable and easy she decided to bust his balls instead. I thought it was funny as hell!
I love love loved this one! Francine was almost as foul-mouthed as Naomi...and it was awesome! There were a lot of things that pissed me off with Mitchell. He was soooo stubborn. He really avoided Francine as much as he could. I mean...this fucker made an art out of, how to allude a horny she-wolf...LOL! He was such an ass. To me, when he first realized that he wanted Francine and they decided to give it a shot...he just got worse. And it was unfair of him to try and make Francine choose. But in the end they got it togethr..thank GOD! Alejandro....he was utterly delicous. Devious, sexy and all Alpha. Just how I like em..LOL!
Once again, Eve has a winner here! All of her books are tons of fun and sexy as hell. Can't wait to read Already Freakn' Mated..I know it will be awesome as well!(less)
The next book in the Alien Abduction Series by Eve Langlais follows Aylia and Jaro. Aylia's on a quest to get pregnant as per tradition of her people,...moreThe next book in the Alien Abduction Series by Eve Langlais follows Aylia and Jaro. Aylia's on a quest to get pregnant as per tradition of her people, it involves kidnapping the mightiest of a species and mate with them whether they want to or not! Once Aylia sets her sights on Jaro, she knows that he is perfect for her and she'll make him hers. But once she kidnaps him, he starts to stir something in her that is quite unfamiliar. She not sure she will be able to let him go.
Jaro, is the scourge of the galaxy. Unfortunately, he finds himself held captive by a very tantalizing human female, that thinks she's Zonian. A barbaric female species that steal their mates whether willing or unwilling. Her main focus is to steal his seed and become pregnant. But the more time he spends with the female he realizes he'll do anything to keep her.
This one was pretty damned hilarious! I wasnt sure I would like this one as much as the first one since it was about Jaro. I didnt like him much in Accidental Abduction but was very interested in the female who was able to best him. Aylia, did not dissapoint. She was fierce and voneralble in a lot of ways. Always knowing she was different than the people who raised her and her never flinching loyalty to them and their traditions was amazing to me. Their were a lot of funny moments in this one as well:
Instead of holding back as he usually would until he’d buried himself into a wet and welcoming sheathe, he let himself go, his hips bucking and his cock engorging almost painfully. He shot his essence into her face, the thick cream coating her and entering her mouth when she gasped in surprise. I have to admit, she looks good wearing my seed. As her open mouth of shock turned into a shriek, he started to laugh.
“What did you do?” she yelled, wiping gobs of his cream off her face.
“You wanted my seed, you got it,” he quipped.
Unfortunately for him, he couldn’t move when she flung her sticky hands at him, splattering him with his own bodily fluids. His laughter was cut short as he cringed from the clammy goo that clung to his upper chest and the bottom of his chin.
“Wipe it off!” he bellowed.
A feral grin lit her face. “Why? Weren’t you the one saying you didn’t want to give me your seed? Well there you go, I’ve returned it.”
That was some funny shit!!
All in all, I greatly enjoyed myself. It was funny and sexy as hell and I loved every minute of it! Im glad Eve decided to release this early!!!(less)
Warning: Reading this book may find you panting for three werewolves of your own. Please talk to your doctor before attempting the foursome scene port...moreWarning: Reading this book may find you panting for three werewolves of your own. Please talk to your doctor before attempting the foursome scene portrayed in this book as it may result in numerous orgasms.
Eve always has the most intriguing warnings...God I love her!!
Since pack law states that woman have to share more than one mate...Dana has decided to run from her pack and her one true love. She's constantly on the run and is always looking over her sholder for eagar werewolves determinded to claim her. Unfortunately, a pack of wolves are hot on her trail and Dana must rely on her former beau Nathan to protect her from said evil pack.
Nathan has always been in love with Dana. Since her werewolf powers emerged...late in life. He was forced to share her with others in his pack....as per pack law. But now that he has taken control of the pack he decides to go in search of Dana...screw pack law. And finally claim his mate. But once he finally finds her and rescues her from some crazy rogues he finds out that his plans aren't as simple as he believed. His two best buds have recognized Dana as their mate and Dana's not as against a polyourous relationship as she used to.
This was awesomw...of course....helloooooo, Eve Langlais is the author!!:) What I love about this world is that the whole polymorous relationship is pretty cool. Its all about the womans pleasure....unfortunately, the women in this world don't have much of a choice in the sitch exept who and how many. I loved Dana's character...she was quite abrassive and loving at the same time. She didnt take shit! I especially loved how she handled herself when a very rude and eagar werewolf pup tried to claim her without her consent...
“Listen here, little boy. I don’t want to be claimed and really don’t give a shit what pack law says. In case you hadn’t noticed, I chose to live outside of one. If you want to live, I’d suggest you forget about trying to claim me. I’ve taken down much bigger wolves than you.” The pup’s face went slack with astonishment—only for a moment. Then male arrogance—also known as the dumbass syndrome—once again took over.
“You can’t threaten me like that, and you don’t get to decide what you want. Pack law says I can claim any unmarked female.” Dana’s patience snapped, and any squeamish feelings over what she had to do evaporated with his stance.
“Really? Is that your final answer? Because, just so you know, my law says any prick who tries to claim me against my will either loses his dick or dies. So, what’s your choice, puppy, because I’m losing patience really fucking fast.”
The men in Dana's life were feckin hawt as well. Nathan was all alpha male and was determined to claim her no matter what she said. It kinda frustrated me at times and he was awfully stubborn about it. To me, he pretty much threw her into the arms of the gorgeous, and patient Doctor(and his bff) John. Ahhh...John! He was wonderful...and was certainly my fav of the bunch. And Kody...the youngest of her perspective mates was hilarious.
It was quite enjoyable to see Dana needle Nathan when he was being all caveman on her. Especially when she told him she wanted to claim 4 mates....FUNNY!!
All in all, if you're looking for a light and funny PNR with a super naughty twist...then this is it!
Warning: Not all gorgeous blond cowboys with dark-haired sidekicks met in a bar will be werewolves, but if they are, prepare to howl, because when it...moreWarning: Not all gorgeous blond cowboys with dark-haired sidekicks met in a bar will be werewolves, but if they are, prepare to howl, because when it comes to loving their mate, nothing beats their hands-on tag team approach.
In this awesome sequel to Defying Pack Law. Bailey is a pretty lonely girl. After finding out that her boyfriend was screwing her best friend she decides to go out for a night on the town. After running into an awfully delectable cowboy(Gavin) at the bar...the next day she finds her self and a very sticky situation. She's in an unfamiliar house with no recollection how she got there. Realizing she's been kidnapped, Bailey only has one option...get the hell outta dodge. Running naked through the woods trying to flea her captures she bumps into a naked Gavin....
Gavin is pack. His job is to find the rogue weres and dispose of them per his Alpha. While on the job he runs into the sexy Bailey. Then finds out she's been taken by the rogues he and his fellow pack brothers has been hunting. To Gavin, Bailey is the one...his true mate. Elated of that fact and he doesnt have to share her as per pack law. But once he finally finds Bailey and she's introduced to his brothers he finds out that he's not the only one who feels she's his mate and Bailey suddenly doesnt seem completely human anymore.
I greatly enjoyed this 2nd book of the pack series. Bailey was not just a damsel in distress and didnt take what the guys said at face value. It was quite entertaining to see her try to fight her feelings for Gavin as well as Jaxon, Parker and Wyatt. Living in a polymorous relationship was completely foreign to her and she fought it as much as she could. But all four of these tempting specimens were all male and completely ready to please and love her so of course finally she succumed.
I greatly enjoyed Jaxon...he really had some LOL moments for sure. Every time things seemed too series or too much for Bailey to handle..in comes Jaxon with one of his quips:
“I have another one if you like that. Roses are red, violets are blue, your lips look so juicy, and I’ll bet your pus—”
I loved how all of her Beau's had their own personality traits that balanced each other. Jaxon with his sense of humor and playfulness. Gavin with his intensity and passion. He knew she was the one from the start. Wyatt at first was reluctant to claim her because he wanted love. I just adored that about him. And Parker was her rock. All of them together was like the perfect man and she had 4 bodies to do naughty things with.
I just cant express how much I loved this book and love Eve's writing as a whole. With her you dont just get a naughty novella. You get great PNR with a super naughty twist. All her heroines are tough in their own way and the Alpha's are so scrumptious!! ***sigh***
Includes a foursome, some serious ass kicking and a sexual orgy that boggles the mind.
Gotta love a warning!!!
Ok...Hell's Revenge was the shit, Muriel kicked major ass, Her men were smokin hot!! The sex was phenomenal....I loved it...The End!
My Thoughts in a nutshell, now for the real review.......
In the final installment of The Princess of Hell series by Eve Langlais....leaves off where Snowballs in Hell left off. Muriel's mom drops in and tells her she's pregnant by her two beau's. So of course she tries to kill the bitch...since she abandoned her to her father and is raised in hell! Ummm...yeah....Muriel's got Mommy issues. And to top it all off....The Big Bad Evil now wants her child to raise and be destroyer of the world! Muriel also learns that her two men aren't enough to sustain her nympho magic and is very attracted to a sexy vamp she meets in hell. Lots of questions are answered and the final battle begins...Can her Angel Consort and Panther-Shifter hunk, handle the new competition? Will Muriel finally let the boys get some back door action? And just who is The One, thats got the demons wrapped around their little finger?
Anyone who reads my blog knows how much I love Eve Langlais and how much Iv been waiting for the release of Hells Revenge! The wait is over and now Im sad...Im really going to miss Muriel! She's so temperamental...that one!! The way that Auric handles her is great. It really takes a different kinda man to handle a Princess of Hell.
Of course, pleasure sometimes came with pain. Naked, wet and horny, I couldn’t wait to get sucked or fucked. Instead, I ended up splayed on my stomach over David’s naked lap. “Aw, come on,” I complained—not too hard, though. I did enjoy some firm correction from time to time. But like or not, I still played the part of unwilling submissive. “She totally deserved that for interrupting our nice family dinner.” I tried to rear up, a foolhardy attempt what with David’s large hand holding me firmly down.
All in all, it was great! Everything I expected and MORE!! David finally grew a backbone and the new vampire lover was super sexy! Can't resist a hot vampire in all black ready to fight off demons for you:
"...didn’t help me at all when faced with one who stared at me with dark enigmatic eyes and a dimple in one cheek. I cursed at the fact that even given my danger, my damned nympho magic perked up at his masculine grin. Somehow, the fact I found him attractive even as I knew he was going to attempt to kill me seemed wrong. I bet he’s got a hard stake, my snide magic murmured in my mind with a lusty chuckle. Some people had an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other as the voices of their conscience. Me, I had a whole legion of little devils and, while entertaining, they really made me question my sanity at times.
I swear Muriel is a riot! Oh and I can't forget the reason for Muriel's existence...Lucifer!! I loved that he's not a bad guy(per se)...he's a great dad and loves his daughter! They really had some funny ass moments:
“Seriously dad, would it have killed you to knock?” It wasn’t embarrassment that made me angry, but more the fact he’d ruined what I bet would have been some great morning nookie.
“My castle. My room. I can go wherever I want,” he snapped.
“Fine. Then I guess we’ll just leave.” Two could play this game. He narrowed his eyes at me.
“You’re testing my patience, Muriel.”
“And you’re getting on my last nerve,” I retorted. “Now, care to tell me why your thong is in a knot?”
“Ha. I stopped wearing underwear a hundred years ago,” my dad replied.
I really wish I woulda read this slower...it was soooo good! Once again Eve Langlais writes a funny, sexy tale that will leave your panties wet and tummy tickling!! A great ending to an awesome series by an author that is made of awesome!
Warning: Pies were harmed in the making of this story and naughty references made about honey that might offend some readers.
Well I for one was not de...moreWarning: Pies were harmed in the making of this story and naughty references made about honey that might offend some readers.
Well I for one was not deterred from that warning.....
Miranda is a very energetic and happy bunny. She works for the FUC....no kidding...Furry United Coalition. Basically she's a secret agent in the shifter community. She's been assigned to protect her onery bear shifter neighbor Chase. There's been a lot of dissapearances among the shifter community and Alpha's are being targeted. Words out that Chase is next so she must get close to him and protect him at all costs.
Chase is a grizzly-bear shifter. He's ornery and knows exactly what he wants in life. He hates all things chipper and peppy so when he meets Miranda he's very disturbed by the fact he cant get her off his mind. He, in no way, shape or form willl ever settle down with a shifter outside his caste. He feels bears and woodland creatures, like Miranda should never mix. But the more Miranda keeps bumping into him he's not so sure thats accurate.
I fell in love with Miranda from the start! She was an excellent example of not judging a book by its cover. Although she seemed like a ditz she really wasnt. She was intelligent and she kicked major ass!! I loved how she constantly tested Chase's patience. He was such a stick-in-the-mud....she really did bring him out of his shell!
One day, still several years in the future, he’d settle down with a sow and pop out the customary cub or two. He already had a list of requirements for a mate; quiet, tidy, a good cook, and easy on the eyes. In other words, boring and not likely to disrupt his life. His brother, who’d heard his list, snorted he needed a housekeeper. He never repeated it after Chase knocked his front teeth out. Calm and controlled didn’t mean he didn’t have a wicked left hook. Back to his wish list, there was nothing wrong with wanting a docile partner who wouldn’t interfere too much in his life.
Not like a certain bunny who would probably make each day a new adventure where’d he have to fight to keep his sanity. Where he’d be expected to share his food and bed while being subjected to inane chatter. Where the sex would be copious, sweaty and frantic. Why oh why can’t I stop thinking of her like that?
I just loved and sometimes hated his inner monalouge about why she shouldnt be with Miranda. She was really the ying to his yang..... Toward the middle of the story Chase started to realize his prejudice of woodland creatures was just dumb and he really started to fall for Miranda ***sigh***!
My favorite part of this book was when Chase was kidnapped by the evil of the story and Miranda came to his rescue.....
Disbelief made him choke. “Do not tell me you intend to engage them in hand-to-hand combat. Are you insane? They have guns.”
“Good point.” She tossed the knife and began to strip.
“Um, Miranda what are you doing?”
“I see that.” Oh did he ever, and the sight was making him hard even given the situation.“I’m afraid to ask what for.” Maybe one last quickie before they died?
“There’s too many for me to fight in this form. I’m going to unleash my beast.”
Great, she finally meant to escape. Or did she? “Are you going to get some help then?”
Vivid green eyes turned his way, and her lips quirked up on one side. “Why would I do that?” A sound in the hall made her turn away from him. “Don’t worry. Me and my bunny will save you.”
Ursa help him, she’d completely lost her mind.
This was such a great story...I enjoyed every moment of it! I love it when a book has me smiling at the end!!Eventhough we were left with....
Ellie is a vampire and general of the vampire queens army. Because of a prophecy regarding the Demons from Hell breaking free and reeking havoc on man...moreEllie is a vampire and general of the vampire queens army. Because of a prophecy regarding the Demons from Hell breaking free and reeking havoc on mankind, the Vampire Queen gives Ellie the task of bringing Vampires out in the open. That way ensuring their cooperation in the up coming battle. Vampires gotta eat something right??:)
Because of all the vampire myths and technology in the modern world...not a lot of humans are buying the fact that vampires are real. So the government appoints a scientist to run test on Ellie to make sure her claims are true. The scientist,Raphael, is sent to Ellie's home to study her and he's incredibly hot but for some reason is trying to suppress his true feelings for Ellie. Of course she see's this as a challenge and tries her damdest to seduce the stick-up-his-ass Dr.
I loved everything about this story. Ellie was awesome...the daemons were evil and disgusting and Raphael was delicious!! I can't wait til the next one....I swear I was screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" at the end..LOVED IT!! I can definitely see this series as being one of my favs right up there with "Princess of Hell"!!(less)
Megan just can't seem to find Mr. Right! All of her previous ex's were dogs and the most recent is no exception. On a late night cruise with her beau...moreMegan just can't seem to find Mr. Right! All of her previous ex's were dogs and the most recent is no exception. On a late night cruise with her beau is supposed to be romantic riiight?? Not for Megan since said boyfriend pushes her overboard and leaves her to drown! After treading water for hours she sees bright light in the sky...thinking shes finally saved and not caring that its actually a space ship and she's about to be abducted.
Tren's a mercenary turned space pirate and in need of some excitement instead of the redundancy he's been plagued with. But when he finds the acerbic Megan caught in his net he is determinded to get rid of her and auction her off to the highest bidder at his earliest opportunity. But her bluntness and sexy curves are becoming a distraction and he's not so sure he wants to give her up just yet. So much so that when an enemy kidnaps her he's determined to get her back at all costs.
Of course I loved it...whats not to love. The banter between Megan and Tren was priceless. I laughed so much!!
“Holy shit. You’re like Han Solo on crack.”
I found myself wanting be ravished by my own purple alien! I can't wait for Juro's story!!
Beth lost her humanity to a bunch of "Mad Scientists" that subjected her to experiments giving her a mixture of Succubus, Vamp and Angel DNA. After he...moreBeth lost her humanity to a bunch of "Mad Scientists" that subjected her to experiments giving her a mixture of Succubus, Vamp and Angel DNA. After her escape she's now hunted by her vampire "brothers" for her tasty blood as well as Angels and Demons who think she's the key to a prophecy that will one day bring down the walls between Heaven and Hell.
One night she runs into Simon, a sexy enigma that saves her from a band of vamps out to kidnap her. Once she wakes up in his apartment she also meets his hot roommate Gene...a real life Genie! The two best friends are determined to protect her at all costs and claim her as their woman.
I absolutely loved this story! It was funny and sexy and I enjoyed every minute of it! I thought Simon, Gene and Beth made an awesome Triad! Simon was more on the laid back side while Gene never held anything back! I loved Beth's character as well...she's always down for whatever!
All my soul searching and disturbing conclusions still led back to one key point. I was given a second chance at life, and mutant hybrid or not, possible means to the end of the world or not, I’d live life to the fullest and worry about the consequences later. And that motto meant grabbing the boys by their horns—with a firm grasp—and taking what they offered—naked and enthusiastically.
Tehee...I love it! I always enjoy an Eve Langlais story!! Her heroines are always so witty and funny its awesome!! (less)
Another great novella from my favortite author Eve Langlais! Half demon Sally is a bounty hunter for Hades, sending souls back to Hell where they belo...moreAnother great novella from my favortite author Eve Langlais! Half demon Sally is a bounty hunter for Hades, sending souls back to Hell where they belong. Deciding that she needs a Minion/Sidekick her best friend/roomate sets her up with a contest to find a Minion and a Super-Hero name which turns into a reality show contest. One night on a routine job a shirt and shoeless hunk, Drake, comes along and steals her bounty right from under her. Seeing him not only pisses her off but gets her all hot and bothered!! Drake is a shifter who will do anything to make Sally his mate, including joining the contest to make certain that he not only wins the contest but wins her heart forever! I loved it this story and the switch from 1st person to 3rd person POV! You can never go wrong when choosing one of Eve's awesome stories!!(less)