I’ve read another book by this writer Filled with cowboys and prose that seemed tighter “Pretty good” was my thought “With a decent enough plot” “I’ll tryI’ve read another book by this writer Filled with cowboys and prose that seemed tighter “Pretty good” was my thought “With a decent enough plot” “I’ll try again if I want something lighter”
Since audio is surely my bent And I had credits that languished unspent I thought "try something new!" I should have checked a review I’m disgruntled and now need to vent
The cowboys in this one are all vampire And the heroine is set to expire Killed by the hero When his willpower hit zero And his brothers to save him did conspire
The brothers have the last name of Johnson (If that’s meant to be a pun it’s a bad one) With the quantity of sex And all this biting of pecs I keep looking for a plot but there is none
Allie only drinks life’s blood from Caleb “I’m a damn vegetarian” – there’s the rub So she drinks then they screw And finally when they’re through I start rethinking my rating of “Jacob”
Here I pause in plot summary by prose Every scene has him slicing her clothes! She never gets nicked It’s just threads that get picked She’ll run out and what if it snows!?
I take issue with a lack of continuity And am finding a lot of incongruity In the kitchen! Now the bed! But perhaps I misread ‘Cause it happened with total ambiguity
Then there’s part where the words were unclear His cock seemed to speak (made me sneer) He’s quite jealous, growls of “mine” “It gets old” (yes, I whine) Must PNR to this line all adhere?
But the part that made me frown in disgust? He chided her for not restraining her bust His brothers were riled So he acted like a child And accused her of rousing their lust
I can say I liked the narration With pauses of just right duration It couldn’t save the prose But hey that’s how it goes Some books just can’t buy salvation
In closing I’m forced to admit To this audio I couldn’t commit I got half-way through But that horse threw a shoe It and I as a match were unfit ...more