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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
I remember someone explaining, chemically, how a cheese burger works. How the fatty meat combined with the fatty cheese and the white buns make a chol ...more
Aug 21, 2010
May 16, 2010
Kushiel's Dart (Phèdre's Trilogy, #1)

tortoise sex

Did you cop a big eyeful of that? That's right. Those Tortoises are totally boning. Now, I'm sure there's many a tortoise out there who would find tha
Nov 16, 2010
Nov 08, 2010
Daughter of the Forest  (The Sevenwaters Trilogy, #1)
***Warning**** Mention of rape and discussion of such follows.

I gave this book four stars so obviously I did enjoy it. There are actually many, many e
May 21, 2010
May 14, 2010
Pleasure Unbound (Demonica, #1)
Okay, so I'm actually kind of embarrassed that I gave this book four stars.

Please don't lose respect for me! Hear me out! Trust me!

I just seems antith
Dec 09, 2010
Aug 20, 2010
Outlander (Outlander, #1)
Outlander is not a book for everyone. I'll put that right out there. If you think you can stomach extreme sexual violence as well as themes of sadism ...more
not set
Feb 09, 2010
Slave to Sensation (Psy-Changeling, #1)
This is a romance novel. If you're unfamiliar with the romance formula then I'm about to spoil every single romance novel ever:

They all end on a delir
Nov 05, 2011
May 08, 2011
Cruel Beauty
I don’t know if Cruel Beauty truly deserved five stars on merit but goddamnit I’m awarding it all the points for enjoyability. All of them. I loved th ...more
Jun 18, 2015
Jun 15, 2015
The Dark Highlander (Highlander, #5)
Warning this review contains spoilers.

Actually, no just one big spoiler. And it's not really a spoiler, but you know how precious some people can be.

Dec 02, 2011
Feb 11, 2011
Easy (Contours of the Heart, #1)
So somebody told me this book was like Beautiful Disaster but not completely horrible, woman hating and nonsensical. I snorted, thanked them for the r ...more
Sep 12, 2012
Sep 05, 2012
Kiss of the Highlander (Highlander, #4)
Yes, in case you're wondering, I'm even more ashamed than when I gave its predeccesor The Highlander's Touch three stars. It seems that I'm deteriorat ...more
Nov 02, 2011
Feb 11, 2011
I make no secret of the fact that I love Moskowitz’s work with the power of a thousand Beiber fans except I don’t need to suspend my disbelief in Mosk ...more
Sep 03, 2012
Sep 02, 2012
The Iron Duke (Iron Seas, #1)
This is the third novel I've read belabelled Steampunk and so far it is the best.

Unlike Clare's rendition of Clockwork Angel, Brook's The Iron Duke do
Jan 17, 2011
Jan 13, 2011
The Notebook (The Notebook, #1)
Have you ever come across something so undeniably cute that you feel like you may be crushed by the weight of squee that’s about to explode from you c ...more
Oct 25, 2010
Oct 12, 2010
Poughkeepsie (Poughkeepsie Brotherhood, #1)
There has been a great discussion in the comments about pulled Fanfictions and whether they are morally reprehensible for their past or should be judg ...more
Mar 02, 2012
Feb 17, 2012
Gentlemen Prefer Succubi (Succubus Diaries, #1)
I'm about to type the six words that I almost never say: I. Could. Have. Written. It. Better.

I've read a lot of crap books, but I don't think I've eve
Nov 08, 2010
Mar 17, 2010
The Highlander's Touch (Highlander, #3)
In case you're wondering, yes, I am thoroughly ashamed.

How can I possibly give this book more stars than Madame Bovary? It's disgusting. It's tragic.
Sep 02, 2011
Feb 08, 2011
No Rest for the Wicked (Immortals After Dark, #3)
I have a scientific curiosity about romance readers. I want to probe them like rats in a cage.

Don't worry, I'll be gentle... if you want me to.

What do
Feb 23, 2011
Feb 22, 2011
Lover Mine (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #8)
Okay, I'm giving this book four stars, not because of its literary prowess, but because of its enjoyability.

However, after eight books in this series,
Apr 29, 2010
Apr 28, 2010
Darkness Dawns (Immortal Guardians, #1)
The stats are in and, unsurprisingly to most people, Romance Novels are pretty much beating out the competition. Despite the poor economy and almost e ...more
May 02, 2011
Feb 04, 2011
The Flame and the Flower
I read this book years ago when I was a teenager. I had borrowed all the Kathleen E. Woodiwiss novels from my mother's shelf and she had stolen them f ...more
not set
Jun 02, 2010
Spider's Bite (Elemental Assassin, #1)
The PNR genre has certainly grown a great deal in the past few years, but nothing much has changed.

It still draws a helluva lot of inspiration from Bu
Oct 20, 2010
Oct 20, 2010
Cinnamon and Gunpowder
I described this book to my mother. “It’s about a chef who gets kidnapped by pirates. He has to cook a gourmet meal for the pirate captain once a week ...more
Oct 26, 2013
Oct 25, 2013
A Hunger Like No Other (Immortals After Dark, #2)
Feb 22, 2011
Feb 21, 2011
Once Burned (Night Prince, #1)
I gave this four stars.

*Rocks backwards and forwards*

What is happening to me?! What am I turning into?

I just really liked how plot-heavy is was. And i
Jun 26, 2012
Oct 11, 2011
Grave Mercy (His Fair Assassin, #1)
Grave Mercy is the improbable tale of an assassin-y murder-nun, Ismae, on a mission to rescue the Duchess of Brittany from a fate worse than death – a ...more
Apr 02, 2012
Feb 02, 2012
Delicate Freakn' Flower (Freakn' Shifters, #1)
Is the spelling of Freakn' an American thing? Did everyone just wake up one morning and decide that they'd forgotten how contractions worked? Legit qu ...more
May 07, 2013
Nov 02, 2011
Dark Needs at Night's Edge (Immortals After Dark, #5)
Dark Needs at Night's Edge is a modern, more intensely paranormal version of The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

Mrs. Muir
Rex Harrison: making ghosts sexy since 1947.

It is
Feb 26, 2011
Feb 24, 2011
Fire Baptized (Santeria Habitat, #1)
This is not a book I’m happy about reviewing, because I really wanted to like it and its rating doesn’t truly reflect its quality.
You know how you lov
Mar 19, 2012
Feb 17, 2012
Touch of Power (Healer, #1)
Never have I been so wrong

I avoided reading this book for a long time. I’d loved Poison Study but the word on the street was that the rest of the Study series wasn’t great and
Jan 04, 2013
Jan 04, 2013
First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)
I got so damn sick of people recommending this book to me. "Sheesh, peeps!" I'd say to myself if I were the kind of person to use the word "Peeps".

Oct 28, 2012
Feb 21, 2011
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