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Flowers in the Attic (Dollanganger, #1)
**spoiler alert** I met a friend for drinks last night. She came up and took one glance at the back cover to this book and her eyes widened. "No," she ...more
Dec 29, 2011
Aug 19, 2010
Cutting for Stone
But it was only now, near the end, and far too late, that the pieces suddenly - dreadfully - clicked into place. Like a long Tetris piece slamming dow ...more
Oct 31, 2010
Oct 02, 2010
The Odyssey
"Okay, so here's what happened. I went out after work with the guys, we went to a perfectly nice bar, this chick was hitting on me but I totally brush ...more
Jul 2009
Jan 12, 2010
Paradise Lost
There's all this debate over why Satan is so appealing in Paradise Lost. Did Milton screw up? Is he being cynical, or a double-secret atheist? And why ...more
Dec 07, 2010
Oct 02, 2010
Fahrenheit 451
"The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies."
That is a very unp
Dec 28, 2012
Dec 29, 2012
"It is one thing to like defiance, and another thing to like its consequences."

Middlemarch is a towering achievement. It's tough to find words strong
Jul 25, 2011
Jul 05, 2011
The Turn of the Screw
Turn of the Screw is a pretty cool story. It's about a governess who either heroically attempts to protect her two charges from malevolent ghosts or g ...more
Nov 04, 2011
Nov 04, 2011
The Prince
I'm weirdly pleased that The Prince lives up to its reputation: it is indeed Machiavellian. Here's his advice on conquering self-governing states (i.e ...more
Mar 19, 2010
Mar 17, 2010
The Prose Edda
The Edda is a collection of Norse myths, written in the 13th century by a dude named Snorri. It's where we got most of our knowledge of Norse mytholog ...more
Jun 28, 2010
Jun 28, 2010
Don Quixote
I guess the goal of reviewing something like Don Quixote is to make you less frightened of it. It's intimidating, right? It's 940 pages long and it's ...more
Sep 24, 2010
Aug 25, 2010
Fanny Hill, or Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure
Wife's away on an overnight business trip in Florida, so I felt it was appropriate to engage in that time-honored activity for husbands left to their ...more
Feb 22, 2011
Nov 24, 2010
The Secret History
Shortly after starting this book I Wikipedia'd Donna Tartt, to see if I was dealing with some sort of reverse George Eliot; I had been under the impre ...more
Sep 05, 2013
Sep 01, 2013
The Brothers Lionheart
In high school I loaned this to a girlfriend and then she dumped me and then I called her house like every day all "GIVE ME MY BOOK BACK" until she fi ...more
not set
Feb 01, 2013
Eugene Onegin
This foundation stone of Russian literature is a smashing, lilting read - and it's only 200 pages to boot, so it's less of a commitment than all those ...more
Jun 18, 2010
Jun 14, 2010
The Passage (The Passage, #1)
This book got me to the important realization that zombies are just vampires gone retarded.
Jul 07, 2010
Jul 01, 2010
The Woman in White
I've never liked the term "butterface." I don't object to the objectification; I just don't like the sound of it. Nonetheless, it unavoidably popped i ...more
Aug 2011
Jul 27, 2011
The Diary of a Young Girl
The problem with Diary of a Young Girl is that it's the diary of a young girl, and young girls, as you may remember from when you were one, or spent a ...more
Dec 03, 2012
Dec 03, 2012
Ulysses is the most difficult book in the canon. Not the most boring - it's not boring, really, except for episodes ten and fourteen - but the most an ...more
Nov 08, 2014
May 07, 2013
Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography
Someday we will be over our rediscovered love for Neil Patrick Harris

Someday we will no longer think every single thing he does is awesome and magical
not set
May 22, 2014
The Hidden Reality: Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos
So my buddy Ryan introduced me and Jo to his new girlfriend this past weekend and she's a mathematician (who is clearly not very good at it, because R ...more
Sep 21, 2012
Dec 14, 2010
Pamela; or, Virtue Rewarded
When I read classics, it's not all about just reading them. I'm also really trying to discover what's made them classics. I want to know why people li ...more
Jan 25, 2011
Jan 23, 2011
Invisible Cities
I live in a city, and every day I ride the subway with people who live in different cities. Aggressively loud teenagers, exhausted laborers with grimy ...more
Apr 17, 2015
Mar 25, 2015
Wuthering Heights
Wuthering Heights takes place in a dark, tiny, parallel place, like one of those rolled-up dimensions string theorists like to talk about. Whether the ...more
Jun 23, 2011
Mar 16, 2011
Infinite Jest
Infinite Jest is about suicide, which gets mentioned 56 times, or about once every 20 pages. So it's tempting, given that - spoiler - Wallace totally ...more
Aug 31, 2012
Aug 02, 2012
The Swerve: How the World Became Modern
Usually five stars is my rating for a classic I read that was everything I hoped it would be. Nonfiction only gets five stars if it's very special. On ...more
Dec 31, 2011
Dec 30, 2011
King Solomon's Mines (Allan Quatermain, #1)
This book is the response to a five-shilling dare from Haggard's brother that he couldn't write a book half as good as Treasure Island. Haggard was en ...more
Sep 18, 2011
Sep 15, 2011
Animal Farm
Let's get this out of the way immediately: Animal Farm is not a satire of socialism as a concept. It's clearly not. That it was ever taken as such (as ...more
Nov 05, 2012
Nov 05, 2012
On the Road
I discovered Kerouac in tenth grade, right when all the kicks seem most dazzling, and I thought yes! This is the crazy bohemian life! And I spent the ...more
Oct 28, 2012
Sep 18, 2010
This and Anna Karenina are as close as I know to perfect. The only thing that holds Frankenstein back is the writing style; at times you're reminded t ...more
May 25, 2010
May 25, 2010
The Brothers Karamazov
Brothers Karamazov is an exceptionally tricky and intricate book. It's also an exceptional pain in the ass. I might have to create a new shelf for it ...more
Nov 20, 2011
Sep 29, 2011
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