Short version: If you like vampire movies like From Dusk Till Dawn, or enjoy work by authors like James R. Tuck, you need this book in your life.
LongShort version: If you like vampire movies like From Dusk Till Dawn, or enjoy work by authors like James R. Tuck, you need this book in your life.
Long version: This book. THIS BOOK.
I had so many things I meant to do the day I started reading it. All those things? Not done, because I could not put this sucker down. *rimshot*
Alex Rains is a new kind of cowboy with a Southern drawl, a way with guns and swords, and a hero complex that drives him to seek and destroy any vampire that crosses his path. His Pleasantville-esque obsession with old music and kitchy Americana knick knacks is as charming and quirky as his penchant for wearing cowboy boots and Stetsons with his ridiculous Hawaiian shirts.
His good ol' boy nature clashes with the cold, heartless killer he becomes in an instant when on the hunt. It's delicious. I love it.
The story starts with a bang. A young girl, trying to reach her older sister in America, hires a coyote (a person who specializes in smuggling people across the border from Mexico) to help her. Turns out this guy is in cahoots with a ring of vampiric human traffickers who use the coyote to find them slave labor and food who won't be missed. Too late, the girl realizes just how much trouble she's in when the vampiric driver of the truck that was supposed to deliver them to their new home decides to have a little snack before hitting the road.
Meanwhile, Alex, the vampire hunter, is on a stakeout. He's forced to intervene when his prey gets a visitor--a woman named Carmen who is searching for her missing sister--and the vampire attacks.
Thanks to a lovely new scar on her neck, Carmen now believes that vampires are real. With Alex's help, the two go on an epic adventure to save her sister.
There is so much to like about this story. So much.
These vampires are not cuddly teddy bears with fangs. They are brutal, vicious creatures--and yet, they are not simple caricatures of evil. Seeing how they draw humans into working for them is presented in a believable manner. The unfolding of the layers of greed, corruption, and secrecy surrounding the horrible deeds these creatures and their cronies have been committing is fascinating.
Yes, there is a great deal of violence and bloodshed (which is very well wrought, by the way), but there is also a lot of attention to detail. Despite the story having that summer blockbuster movie feel to it, the plot threads all flow together seamlessly.
The characters--even secondary ones--are all distinct personalities and voices. They all have clear motivations, even if it doesn't seem like it in the beginning. In most cases, the characters are not simply parodies of themselves, and even when they do something stupid, they (mostly) walk into it openly acknowledging that they know they're not making a wise choice. No matter what decisions they make or actions they take, all the characters stay true to their own personalities, as presented. Their ideals and quirks don't just come and go to serve the plot, which might seem like a given, but often isn't in a novel like this. It's damned refreshing to have bad guys who are not just villainous to be villains, but because they have genuine flaws and motivations that make them stand out as people instead of cookie-cutter Bond villains.
Maybe they're a giant walking bag of dicks, but even if you don't empathize with their reasoning, at least you can understand why they're such raging assholes.
Aside from the characterization, there is also a tremendous amount of detail that goes into every other aspect of the plot. From how Alex and the other vampire hunters network and get the tools of their trade, to how the vampire behind the human trafficking ring has had his fingers in every political and social pie since the Spanish conquest, there's a rhyme and reason to it all.
The range of descriptions were also beautifully immersive and I really liked the little touches. For example, a scene where Alex and Carmen taste some wine--which sounds like a silly choice of scenes for me to talk about, I know, but is actually very important to the story--and how the flavors are described, as well as the bit with the raccoons later, is just so perfect. I might be completely off base, but to me, that--among many other things--was a sign of just how much care and thought and research went into crafting this novel, which I deeply appreciate.
The onion-like layers to this story as you unfold the secrets of the vampire network and Alex and Carmen's past are brutal and delicious. It's a fun, fascinating puzzle to watch unfold, and there's a lot to like here. While there are a few typos and grammar errors that are knocking half a point off for this book for me, it's still very much worth the read. It's clever, fun, and action-packed, and as I mentioned earlier, it's easy to get sucked right in. I strongly recommend it, and I'll be keeping an eye out for future books by Kincade.
Creepy as hell. If you like reading surreal, scary stories, this book is a decent read. A collection of four short stories, each one has its own macabCreepy as hell. If you like reading surreal, scary stories, this book is a decent read. A collection of four short stories, each one has its own macabre charm. GIGGLES was my favorite (4.5/5), PRINCESS my least favorite (2/5), DON'T LAUGH was incredibly strange but compelling (3/5), and THE GLASS BOX was an entertaining but ultimately forgettable read (3/5).
This one was just too long, too repetitive, and the "voices" of the various interviewees all started sounding the same after a while. There are trulyThis one was just too long, too repetitive, and the "voices" of the various interviewees all started sounding the same after a while. There are truly some very clever parts, and the reactions/consequences of a zombie apocalypse all read as spot-on observations as to how things would go down, but it lost momentum somewhere along the way. This one was exceptionally disappointing for me because Brooks wrote such a compelling short story for The Daily Beast last year about a vampire trapped in the world where this book is set. That short story was what made me really want to read this book, so you might understand why I was exceptionally unhappy that WORLD WAR Z didn't work for me.
There are definitely parts of this book that were gripping and fascinating, but for the most part, it felt too dry and unrelentingly depressing. I gave up with around 50-75 pages left, once it hit me that I just didn't care enough about the people or situation anymore since, again, the interviews were becoming monotonous, and it felt a little too far removed from the action. In my opinion, the highlight of the book was the interview with the security guard describing his experience in New York.
This book is crazysauce. CRAZYSAUCE, people. I mean that both literally and figuratively.
It is impossible for me to sum up the plot witWhere to begin?
This book is crazysauce. CRAZYSAUCE, people. I mean that both literally and figuratively.
It is impossible for me to sum up the plot without spoilering to one degree or another–and this is a book best read without knowing what you’re getting into beforehand. I’ll do my best to keep those spoilers to a minimum but, before anything else, let me say this:
If you were to read only one book this year (other than mine!), let it be JOHN DIES AT THE END.
Funny, gross, scary, chilling, surreal—all of these words and more could be used to describe John and Dave’s story.
The book opens with a reporter meeting Dave to hear about some of the strange and unbelievable adventures that he and John had. From consuming an apparently sentient and self-propelling black liquid called Soy Sauce to levitating dogs to battling meat monsters (yes, a monster made out of deli meats), John and Dave have had some pretty goddamn weird stuff on their plate. Turns out they need to save the world, too. And, no, none of this is a figment of another one of John’s 3AM drunken or drug-fueled binges.
The book is broken down into three sections or stories. They aren’t independent of each other. Each one ties into the last, culminating in a shocking, disgusting, and bizarre ending, which, of course, is par for the course with this book. Their adventures take them from Undisclosed, a town in the Midwest, to the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, to other dimensions. I admit to giggling a little when they stepped through a tear in the fabric of space/time to play basketball in another dimension.
I seriously could not stop cackling like a madwoman over this book–when I wasn’t gripping the screen (as I read the ebook version) in sweaty palms, needing to know what was going on and what the heck was coming next. It’s one of the most irreverent and politically incorrect stories I’ve ever read, with a horror plot to do classic Stephen King proud, and a host of dick and poop jokes that will leave your jaw dropping wondering—“wait, did I read that right? Did they really say that?!” Oh yes, they went there. Oh, yes.
This novel is not for the faint of heart. While it is genuinely funny, it is also genuinely terrifying at times. It’s like Kevin Smith movies and Stephen King books got thrown together in a blender and were then left to ferment in some dark cellar somewhere to create a terrifying lovechild out of the heaping morass. The narration is so good, you can picture everything Dave is talking about, and then some. You’re right there with him, going “what the hell, man?!” and “OH SHIT OH NOES” and “Wait, wut. WUT.” And “Wat. No, really. Wat.”
Kudos to David Wong / Jason Pargin. You hit this one out of the park, sir. I’m eagerly awaiting the sequel, and the movie due out in 2012!...more
Nearly every story within this book is powerful and compelling in its own right. I’ll address each individual story, but overall this is one of my favNearly every story within this book is powerful and compelling in its own right. I’ll address each individual story, but overall this is one of my favorite anthologies. It’s dark, it’s gritty, and it doesn’t hold back on addressing some of the darker aspects of humanity. This book is not for those with a weak stomach, because there are descriptions and situations in it that could very well have you throwing up in your mouth a little. Think Stephen King’s THE BACHMAN BOOKS–particularly the story Rage. In other words, it’s well written, but dangerously inappropriate material.
I love it. It embodies everything I’d ever want in a collection of horror stories. Sometimes it isn’t just the vampires who are monsters, and the people who take part in the carnage can make them look positively kind in comparison. It makes your hair stand on end, it makes you cringe, it gives you chills—and several of the stories really make you think beyond the horror of the moment. Realize that this is a collection of horror stories, so there are some atrocities described in a few of them that may make more squeamish readers uncomfortable.
Now, a breakdown of each story with my thoughts and individual ratings:
THE MIRACLE MILE by Robert R. McCammon
The story of a man driven to desperation by the changes in his world. Easily the most fucked up of the lot. It’s gorgeously written and will drive you down into despair and madness right along with Kyle and his family as they search for one last miracle in his childhood playground.
DANCING NITELY by Nancy A. Collins
This is possibly the most tongue in cheek (I’m using that description very loosely) of the lot. Night clubs have become a whole new breed of WTF. Human “pets” in cage matches fight each other to the death using weapons meant to wound so the vampires below can catch the falling blood in their mouths. There’s a whole sub-culture that has sprung up around these fights. Our hero, Mavrides, goes on the hunt at a match for a date. After reading this one, you’ll never think of vampires, sex, and one night stands the same way again.
STOKER’S MISTRESS by Clint Collins
This story seemed to be much ado about nothing, as it was mostly centered around the politicking of vampires who are already in charge of everything. There’s something about deciding who will be the Big Bad for the next 300 years. Insert metaphors about how Bram Stoker’s work was all just one great big metaphor for the oncoming onslaught by vampires, more metaphors about how the dumb humans didn’t listen so now look what has become of them, all the while inserting (genteel) evil cackles and daintily keeping one’s pinky in the air as we sup from the throat of a supplicant, and, ohhhh, look how eeeeeeviiiiil we are since we’ll be killing them instead of turning them, etc, etc. It was all a little too pompous and political for my tastes. It wasn’t poorly written, but this one didn’t do it for me.
DOES THE BLOOD LINE RUN ON TIME? by Sidney Williams and Robert Petitt
As the title implies, this one is about how “cattle” are shunted around the country via train. Members of the human resistance take exception to the treatment of their fellow man and fight back. This one had some awesome battle scenes with moments that remind me of Ash kicking ass in Army of Darkness, but the ending may shock and/or slightly disappoint you.
RED EVE by Al Sarrantonio
This one is the most surreal of the bunch. Vampires observing the history of their kind, the fall of humanity, the rise of vampires as master. It has a more poetic feel to it than the rest, and I love the imagery used. I find it to be the most decadently evocative story of the anthology.
WE ARE DEAD TOGETHER by Charles de Lint
I adore this story to pieces. Mostly because I love stories about the Romani (gypsies), and I find that this one really captured all the things I loved about gypsies as they appear in the World of Darkness (hey, I’m a gamer nerd, what can I say?). This was a beautifully rendered piece that shows that even a traitor to the human race can learn the folly of their ways and recant.
CALM SEA AND PROSPEROUS VOYAGE by Chet Williamson
This story is one of the most heartbreaking, even discounting the first in the book. A couple have fled to a cabin deep in the woods to hide from all of the changes that have been made to their world, only going to the city on day trips for supplies when absolutely necessary. For the most part they live off the land. Fearing discovery by the rogue feral vampires (ones too starved and changed by government experiments to be controlled), they have built quite a cozy retreat for themselves, far away from any remaining humans or vampires who might kill or enslave them. But then the unthinkable happens, and one of the pair becomes desperately ill. While this one has some of the more graphic descriptions in it, none of it feels gratuitous. Expect to tear up (and gag a bit) during this one.
ADVOCATES by Suzy McKee Charnas and Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
What if the vampires encountered something that, to all appearances, was one of their own—but could walk in the day and fed upon the blood of both humans and vampires? One such creature is captured and experiences the new justice system that has been put into place by the vampire overlords. They don’t understand that, to this thing, they are human—and he is the only true vampire, here long before any of those who now vie for the same food source. A fascinating concept, but the story felt weighted down by a lot of bickering on the part of the vampires and a lack of activity. Not bad, but it didn’t really hold my interest as much as the other stories.
SPECIAL by Richard Laymon
This one ranks up there on the Fucked-Up-O-Meter. Humans are being bred for food by certain vampire camps. The vampires enlist human men to be both foot soldiers to guard them during the day, and to hunt down fresh food and act as stud to captured women. One such soldier, Jim, finds a woman who strikes him as special. He does everything he can to make this valiant and defiant warrior-woman his. Don’t worry—the guy starts out as very despicable (warning: rape ahoy), but he definitely redeems himself in the end. If you look past the WTFery to the message beneath, this is a hell of a powerful story, and one of my favorites in the anthology.
HERRENRASSE by J.N. Williamson
Harry knows that Edward is a vampire, and that the vampire killed his wife and daughter. He seeks revenge against this abomination against God—but finds himself trapped in the vampire’s lair, and then kept as a pet to keep Edward company. Though Edward is a soulless creature, he finds himself becoming attached to Harry, caring for him, reading with and debating various subjects (religion, philosophy, politics, etc) with him. What might Edward do once he realizes how much he truly needs and depends on Harry? Another favorite of mine. Utterly beautiful execution.
DUTY by Ed Gorman
This is a sad and lonely story about a man who takes it upon himself to be the one to send infected townsfolk to their final rest. You see how utterly tragic it is for him when he has to put down one of his own, as well as how the other townsfolk view him. Poignant and beautifully written.
MIDNIGHT SUN by Brian Hodge
A secret cadre of humans are hiding in the Arctic wastes, holed up and passing beneath the notice of the vampires—until now. A paramilitary unit is sent to both test a new scientific breakthrough that lets them walk in the day, and to subjugate the last remaining human resistance. I thoroughly enjoyed this one, but just like the previous story (DUTY), it’s surprisingly an emotionally painful read.
A BLOODSUCKER by David N. Meyer, III
Take a walk in the shoes of an undead literary agent. Makes 15% look like a small price to pay now, doesn’t it?
PRODIGAL SUN by Thomas F. Monteleone
This is one of the most moving stories in the anthology, and another personal favorite. Vandemeer, a vampire scientist, accepted the price of becoming a guinea pig for a new serum that may allow vampires to walk in the sun. The process is painful, but you can imagine the benefits. While walking outside of the lab and experiencing the surf and sand close to sunrise for the first time since his change, he encounters a lone human. She teaches him a new lesson about humanity and compassion. And he realizes that his real work may not lie in the lab, but in doing something greater.
THERE ARE NO NIGHTCLUBS IN EAST PALO ALTO by Clifford V. Brooks
A first person narrative by a human hiding in an underground colony of vagrants composed of the few humans who remain free of–though they are occasionally hunted by–the vampire masters on the surface. You never learn his or her name, but you see the hopelessness, the way the world has changed, and the fear of losing their girlfriend, Gail. It all culminates in a shocking but fitting close.
JUICE by Lisa W. Cantrell
Juice. It’s like moonshine. The government only allots a certain amount of blood to the vampires now, and all the humans have to come to government-run facilities to donate regularly so that the vampires don’t kill off or turn all of their supply. Sometimes, though—sometimes one of the vamps wants more. It’s all about supplying the juice. (Warning: this is another one that, while quite good, will set off your WTFery meter.)
BEHIND ENEMY LINES by Dan Perez
A trio of vampires in the military out on patrol are caught by humans. The leader recognizes one of the humans as his lover from when he was alive, and that helps him remember who he was, and who he should be. Not quite as emotionally impactful as the other stories, but still a decent way to end the anthology.
This isn’t the only book I’ve read that addresses a post-apocalyptic world where vampires have taken over everything, with humanity forced into servitude under their undead masters. However, it is the best. I cannot recommend it more highly to fans of vampire horror stories where the vampires are reveling in their darker nature instead of moping over the beautiful sadness of death (a la Louis from Anne Rice’s INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE). If you liked Stephen King’s SALEM’S LOT or David McAfee’s 33 A.D., chances are you will enjoy this book.
This is one of the more twisted of King's books that I've read. Thad Beaumont had an operation when he was a kid. In the course of the operation, theThis is one of the more twisted of King's books that I've read. Thad Beaumont had an operation when he was a kid. In the course of the operation, the surgeon discovered remnants of a partially absorbed twin inside Thad's skull--a twin that was removed, before the internal pressure inside his head could kill him.
Years later, Thad is a successful writer. Except his most profitable series is written under the name George Stark, instead of his own. George is a mighty crafty, awfully psychotic fellow.
And he's come to get revenge on Thad for killing him.
This book is typically bloody and twisted, perhaps a little more than the usual fare, for King. It's a great book, and I can't say that I've read anything like it before. If you like novels with horror, murder, and mayhem, this is a book for you!...more
Theron, an elder vampire who works for the leaders of his kind as an assassin, is sent on a mission to find out why one of their own has betrayed themTheron, an elder vampire who works for the leaders of his kind as an assassin, is sent on a mission to find out why one of their own has betrayed them. It’s been said that Ephraim has turned from his vampire brethren to seek salvation. Theron investigates and discovers that a human was behind Ephraim’s abandonment of his vampiric nature. Upon reporting back to the vampire leaders, Theron is charged with the mission of destroying – as painfully and brutally as possible – the man who could turn one of their own against them.
Matters are complicated when Theron discovers that Jesus of Nazareth is protected by a strong shield of faith. He can’t approach the human without becoming terribly weak. To ensure the mandate by his leaders is followed out, Theron instigates a plot against Jesus that involves the Roman forces occupying Jerusalem carrying out the execution for him. And that’s just the beginning…
33 A.D. is a new and original take on both vampires and the events surrounding the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. This story is an action-packed thriller, filled with mystery, intrigue, betrayal and murder. The attention to detail and careful plotting are masterfully done. You’d never guess this was David McAfee’s first novel.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It had all the elements you’d expect of a gripping, tightly plotted thriller. Best of all, nothing is held back – the gritty realism of what it meant to live in Jerusalem during the occupation of the Romans is captured beautifully. The arrogance and casual cruelty of Theron and the other vampires was so perfectly done, you have no trouble seeing them as the monsters they truly are. If you’re tired of the usual Victorian-esque genteel vampires flooding the bookshelves and want something darker and more to the tune of SALEM’S LOT, McAfee’s 33 A.D. is for you!...more
A new, vicious breed of vampire has come to town. With a queen-run hive-mind mentality and a parasite spread through their saliva, these are not yourA new, vicious breed of vampire has come to town. With a queen-run hive-mind mentality and a parasite spread through their saliva, these are not your average Louis or Edward. Kate has to find a way to maintain her status as Not Prey -- before she ends up as the next Thrall queen.
TOUCH OF EVIL is a deviously delightful romp of a horror novel! I enjoyed this from beginning to end. Though the romantic element offered in Kate's new tenant (the werewolf firefighter-slash-calendar-model) was a bit rough around the edges, it added a nice splash of lighter fare to counter some of the truly evil plots being pulled off by the bad guys. I found it to be a thoroughly enjoyable, engaging read....more