the alpha hole is very often confused with the alpha male. They have the same charact...more**spoiler alert** alpha-hole (courtesy of Broughttoyoubymybrain)
the alpha hole is very often confused with the alpha male. They have the same characteristics of the alpha male only they are assholes. The Alpha-hole always takes things too far. He often does and says unforgivable things, has a 'black out' temper, is possessive to the point of insulting, and never grovels. The alpha-hole is usually matched up with a nice doormat who'll take his shit with a smile.
Gabe the hero(?) is an alpha-hole. If you like that type of thing or are a forgiving sort you might be able to enjoy this book more than I did. If you don’t you should heed all warnings steering you away. I wish I had. I am not the forgiving type, it seems.
Many of my book friends warned me but I read it anyway. Unabridged on audio. In my car. Where there is no escape. I really enjoyed Never Seduce a Scot by this author and was holding out hope that everyone else was wrong. Deep down I sometimes like me an anti-hero. And like the sheeple I am I believed the reviews that said he gave good grovel at the end. I think I must’ve completely tuned out and missed that bit because I didn’t hear much groveling going on. Where was the pain? Where was the suffering? Where was the kick to the nuts? I wish I had DNF’d this because I didn’t enjoy any of it. By the end, I felt nothing at all besides a little lingering rage.
So here’s the gist. Mia has always been “forbidden fruit” but that didn’t stop Gabe from secretly wanting to take a bite. Now that she’s 24 and the fruit has ripened sufficiently Gabe decides it’s time to make his move on his best friend’s little sis. To hell with a lifetime of trust, friendship and important business ties. Gabe is 14 years her elder but the gap doesn’t seem quite so wide now. Though it might be when he’s done (ugh I’m sorry, this book has scarred me). Anyway, he can’t hold out much longer and he’s a man who always gets what he wants.
Gabe is a billionaire businessman who has been publicly burned by his ex-wife and he won’t ever let it happen again. Because of the public shaming where his kinks were revealed he has shut off his emotions and deals with his sexual needs the same way he deals with any business venture. Instead of putting up with messy emotional entanglements he writes up a contract that flat out says he will own Mia until he tires of her. He coldly admits that he does this with all of his lovers. It’s nothing personal. Mia must give up her life and work for him as his, ahem, “personal assistant” doing whatever he wishes, mostly while out of her undie pants and she cannot tell her brother. Her brother has raised her and he is the one person she feels closest to in the whole wide world.
Sound sexy to you?
Mia thinks so. She signs the contract after asking very few questions and getting very vague answers. He’s hot, he’s out of her league, he can have anyone and yet he wants her so she jumps at the chance to become a paid sex slave. Well, who wouldn’t, right?
Thus begins the border-line kinky sex and because there wasn’t any emotion tied to it I found it incredibly boring and started to tune out. During (or after?) their first time together I do believe I even heard him call her “little baggage” as in “get over here Little Baggage”. Ooo, now that’s how you woo a lover. I was hoping with everything in me that it was my imagination because I was only half listening but then I clearly heard him say “Keep your fucking arms where I put them” so perhaps my brain wasn’t unfairly putting ugly words in his mouth.
FWIW, at least he shows his assholish tendencies from the get go and stays true to character. Mia is just a little too forgiving and a little too bland for me to get behind though.
The rest of the book is filled with bossy sex, some silly dialogue “you’re a tigress. Ferocious!” and one scene that is truly unforgivable though it is very true to his character . . . There is spanking, butt plugs, anal sex and light bondage but it’s hard to find any of it sexy because Gabe was just such an angry prick. If you’re curious how this sort of scenario can be sexy and far more balanced you should check out James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary.
Narration Notes: This book was narrated by Adam Paul. His voice rarely strays from bland-monotony except when Gabe is really angry (because honestly Gabe is always angry) and then the tone changes to bland-angry. At times he reads the words as if he’s in a hurry to end this gig as quickly as he can,which was fine by me because I pretty much felt the same way.(less)
Everyone seems to love and adore this book but I have to admit it pretty much bored me from beginning to end. I am either burned out, have no taste at...moreEveryone seems to love and adore this book but I have to admit it pretty much bored me from beginning to end. I am either burned out, have no taste at all or have lost all interest in what everyone else finds fascinating. No need to flame me in the comments. I realize it's probably a case of #2 and I'm perfectly okay with that. If you are easily offended by any negativity aimed at your favorite book save yourself some grief and click away before it's too late.
World War Z is written in a series of interviews. The interviews take place after the zombie invasion and resulting World War Z have occurred. Initially the interviews were somewhat interesting but it wasn't long before I began to lose interest. I couldn't grab on to any of the many characters because as soon as I started to get invested in their story their segment was OVER and the interviewer would move along to someone else. I just realized that this format does not work for me. I just wish I had realized it before I wasted so many hours trying my best to like this book.
There was also so much freaking babbling about political corruption, corporate corruption, medical corruption, military action, blah blah blah, that I was tuning out more than I was tuning in. Maybe I'm weird but this wasn't at all what I was expecting when I picked up this book. The human element was almost entirely missing. And so were the zombies. I really wish some of the "interviews" had taken place during "World War Z" instead of after the fact. If you ask me (and I know you didn't) this book needed a dose of action and maybe a few interviews with the recently undead.
I love a great plague story (like this one and this one) but this wasn't one of those either. There were small snippets dealing with survival after the outbreak but it wasn't the focus. There wasn't really a focus here and I guess that's the main problem for me. Maybe I just need to come out and admit that I don't enjoy the "oral history" thing. That's probably it. I really hated Rant by Chuck P which is another "oral history" but I'm pretty sure I despised that one for entirely different reasons (the least of all that it was gross just to be gross).
Sadly I have to admit that The World War Z movie was much more focused, tense and had that human element that I require which almost never happens. (less)