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Brave New World
3.96
remember that last semester of english class, senior year, where every class seemed painfully long and excrutiatingly pointless? when everybody sat ar ...more
Jan 2003
Feb 29, 2008
 
The Time Traveler's Wife
3.95
i hate reading books that everyone keeps bothering me to read. first there are the gushing reviews from the media, complete with intelligent sound cli ...more
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Jan 24, 2008
 
Redwall (Redwall, #1)
4.10
it was amazing
you know what was the best part of these books? and i say books as in plural because there were so fucking many of them i can't sit still long enough ...more
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Aug 10, 2007
 
The Face on the Milk Carton (Janie Johnson, #1)
3.72
man, there are some HATERS on this front page...

listen. if you loved this book when you were in middle school, it sure as hell wasn't because you thou
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Feb 06, 2008
 
Waiting
3.49
ok, so here's how i got rabies. true story.

i'm in thailand. thailand is pretty much awesome, i like going there a lot, as long as you stay away from t
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Jan 05, 2010
 
The Great Gatsby
3.88
you know what the most awkward thing about getting compliments on goodreads is? when you traipse over to that person's booklist to stalk them--- er... ...more
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Oct 03, 2008
 
Moloka'i
4.15
I was watching a high speed car chase on television yesterday and something ACTUALLY HAPPENED. This is amazing, because Los Angeles probably generates ...more
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Jan 29, 2009
 
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
3.68
omg OMG! which one of you was it?!?!? which one of you snekay little emo kids managed to pull this off!?

you know, wilcan's level 400 creative writing
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Oct 14, 2008
 
Postcards From The Edge
3.59
ok.

you know that moment, at the party-you-didn't-want-to-come-to, filled with the important-people-from-work-who-don't-really-like-you, standing in th
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Aug 2007
Aug 18, 2007
 
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium, #1)
4.11
Someone please explain to me how "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" has sold 15 million copies. I thought "lost in translation" meant the author's writ ...more
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Dec 01, 2011
 
Rocket Boys (Coalwood #1)
4.18
If there is one, just ONE thing that was monumentally historic in this book, a revealing glimpse into our culture's rich history and sociological mind ...more
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May 11, 2008
 
Snow Flower and the Secret Fan
4.05
uuughughghghghg ugh ugh ugh.

i can't read about foot binding anymore. it literally makes me sick to my stomach. this is mostly due to a 15 minute video
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Aug 07, 2007
 
Practical Demonkeeping (Pine Cove, #1)
3.81
it was ok
holy crap,
this book. was. bad.

so effing bad there must be a logical explanation for it. the logical explanation is: christopher moore, you used to b
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Aug 26, 2007
 
Holes (Holes, #1)
3.93
Everybody knows who this man is, right?

I mean, I'm looking over the reviews for this book on the front page and I can find no mention. There's not a w
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Aug 11, 2009
 
The Art of Racing in the Rain
4.19
Listen, I've been on a little hiatus from Goodreads. It's been nice. And it's nice to be back. And as I was perusing Goodreads today, I found "The Art ...more
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Sep 17, 2011
 
The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid
3.93
the bloody head-bashing-in-story.

that was the critical turning point in the novel-reading for me, personally. the moment i realized bill bryson is a c
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Nov 29, 2007
 
Parasites Like Us
3.35
Dear Mr. Johnson,

Please end the world more quickly in your next book. It turns out you are way more interesting when you're destroying humanity. It to
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Aug 07, 2007
 
Digging to America
3.53
I'M DOING THAT WEIRD THING AGAIN.

It occurs more regularly at those points in life when your bookshelf is particularly bare. I should certainly know, b
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Jul 23, 2008
 
Memoirs of a Geisha
4.08
oh blargh. you people.

this is my re-review of memoirs. a remix review, if you will. review revitalized. memories of "memoirs". ooh that last one was k
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Aug 07, 2007
 
A Dirty Job (Grim Reaper, #1)
4.08
it was amazing
moore surpasses douglas adams and dave barry on the list of authors that make me laugh so hard i have to pee. that's a hard level of genuis to accompl ...more
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Aug 07, 2007
 
Eat, Pray, Love
3.50
Who here saw "Talladega Nights: Legend of Bobby... Whatever it was called."

Shut up. You did too.

Ok. Remember that part where Bobby thinks he's on fire
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Jun 23, 2009
 
Life of Pi
3.88
ooooh kay.

this review is going to sound like a five year old wrote it. but then again, that would be about par for my goodreads course.

i like tigers
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Sep 04, 2009
 
The Lovely Bones
3.77
you get halfway through and can actually recognize the points in which you and others have wondered, did this author-woman just discover perscription ...more
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Aug 18, 2007
 
Big Trouble
3.81
it was amazing
eighteen majillion stars. this man knows how to tell a story. negative. make that several dozen stories all tied together and NOT annoyingly cliche li ...more
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Aug 07, 2007
 
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
4.17
oh high school biology. oh, that massive text book with the cute little picture of the seal on the cover, the one who someone in years prior had poked ...more
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Aug 07, 2007
 
A Light in the Attic
4.34
it was amazing
i wanted to be shell silverstein when i was little. in fact i was constantly writing him a fan letter in my head. i always wanted to look up where i c ...more
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Aug 18, 2007
 
California Poetry
4.35
i hope the librarians forgive me for dog earing a couple pages in the book i borrowed. i really hate doing it, but i used up my last post-it's trying ...more
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May 11, 2008
 
The Island of Bicycle Dancers: A Novel
3.30
this book... review of this book, review of this book... let's see... why did i read this book? oh yes. it was in a half price bookstore that i practi ...more
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Aug 07, 2007
 
Girl with a Pearl Earring
3.84
DUTCH PEOPLE! YEAH!

Could they seem any more boring after reading this book? I mean really. I've gotta let everyone in on a little secret. I'm dating o
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Aug 01, 2009
 
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
3.90
i don't care if everyone says it's sappy. i liked it. it made me sad.
not set
Aug 07, 2007
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