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0545424925
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When I’m feeling pretty shoddy I have this thing I do where, basically, I get in bed and watch comedy panel shows. Sometimes it’s QI (XL if I’m feelin...more
When I’m feeling pretty shoddy I have this thing I do where, basically, I get in bed and watch comedy panel shows. Sometimes it’s QI (XL if I’m feeling proper sad) , sometimes it’s Have I Got News For You…. Occasionally Mock the Week, depending on who’s on it. A few weeks ago I was watching 8 Out of 10 Cats. I’m not sure which episode it was because I think it’s one of the older ones but, long story short, one of the questions was something along the lines of “73% of women would rather go out with a bad guy than a good one- True or false?” Jon Richardson said that the reason why women love bad guys so much, apart from the whole “Oh, I can change him” thing, is because they can get away with a lot. They can be twats for days on end and all they have to do is buy flowers or chocolates or YA books one day and you’ll say “Oh, isn’t he wonderful?” But if a nice guy, bearing in mind he’s nice all the time, is a bit cranky one day or forgets to bring you flowers or chocolates or YA books then you’ll be like “I cannot believe he did this!” as you fashion some garters made from his guts. Now, of course, I know that Real Life women aren’t that ridiculous and, of course, the fact turned out to be false. Women in Britain would rather date a good guy who brings her YA books. Or… um… something like that. But, and this might just be me, this doesn’t seem to apply to YA paranormal heroines and their bad boys. Because they certainly love them, don’t they? One of the things that makes me angry about YA books (sorry, I promise I will talk about The Raven Boys some point soon) is that the bad guy seems to always win. And this is because the “nice” guy has, for some reason, become synonymous with boring. Why is that? Why?! Why does “not a twat” have to mean he’s dull as dishwater? Why are they mutually exclusive? Enter Maggie S. Oh how I could kiss your mind. Finally, finally, finally… a book where the love interest (you have no idea how tempted I was to put ‘s’ on the end of that then… but shhh) is a decent guy who isn’t boring. They’ve got their issues, they’ve got their flaws but what I loved the most was that this was never used an excuse for him to be a horrible guy to the heroine. Because, guess what? He wasn’t a horrible guy! Bliss. Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest. You have no idea how much I’ve been wanting to read a book where I actually get why the two characters like each other and don’t fall in love inexplicably with zinging things flying between them every time they look at each other. Needless to say, I adored this book. I was a bit nervous when I read the synopsis because… “if you kiss your true love, he will die”… ehhh. Then I remembered that Practical Magic (Midnight Margaritas!) is my go to film and I was fine. And when I actually got into the story, my doubts were obliterated. I wasn’t really prepared for how much I was caught up with these boys and how invested I became in their thoughts, feelings and fear. I know this book alludes to them, but I wasn’t expecting the raven boys to really be the main part of this story. I thought it was going to be Blue and her reaction to them that was going to be the driving force of the novel but I have to admit, when Gansey, Ronan, Noah and Adam were on the page I completely forgot she even existed. Which isn’t to say that I didn’t like her or that she was badly written, quite the opposite actually, but the connection and the relationships between these four boys was perfectly executed that Blue existed in my periphery (I’m hoping the second book will delve a bit more into Blue’s family life). I loved how Maggie S really dug her nails into the boys’ bond, prying them apart so nothing was hidden. And I liked how they didn’t fit into the clichés. Sure Gansey was the hero but he’s not always heroic and he certainly isn’t perfect. And yep, I guess you could say that Ronan was the “bad boy” but you’ll probably be waiting for a long time if you think you could change him. And Adam is probably the sensitive one but… you get the gist. I have absolutely no idea how Maggie S managed to write them in such a vibrant way, a way that was so realistic that I wouldn’t be surprised if I got on the train tomorrow morning and a group of boys, one with his mobile in his hand with high-tops on (I don’t even know what they are, I had to Google them), I wouldn’t be surprised. I think I’ve got a lot to learn from her when it comes to writing not only boys but friendships. Also, I loved the actual story. I think psychics are my favourite of the paranormal genre… sure, I didn’t know this before I picked up this book, but Maggie S has definitely convinced me. I’m a possibly-not-so secret fan of ghosts and to read all about scrying and candles and energy and ley lines and all that sort of thing was absolutely fantastic and such a change from what I’d normally read. There’s questions unanswered and secrets still shimmering under the surface but I absolutely cannot wait to find out what happens next. I have a feeling this is a series I will be following like a ley line… or a boy with a faded Coca-Cola t-shirt. I wonder if Gansey and the Gang know that King Arthur and his knights supposedly sleep under Alderley Edge? I think I could forget about my slight fear of flying to navigate a helicopter around the skies above Cheshire... well, as long as Adam’s there to hold my hand. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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I love this series so much but I have a sad feeling that it isn’t going to be as well-loved as it deserves to be. I’m not sure why, perhaps it’s proba...more
I love this series so much but I have a sad feeling that it isn’t going to be as well-loved as it deserves to be. I’m not sure why, perhaps it’s probably because it’s more for younger young adults or because there’s no love story (unless you count Freddie, which you should. You should always count Freddie) and there’s no angst and the world isn’t complicated and edgy and it’s a magical-historical romp through Britain. But… um… well, those are all the reasons why I adore Ms Burgis’ series. They’re so much fun. This might sound like a negative point to a few of you but when I pick up one of the Kat Stephenson’s books, I know exactly what I’m getting. I know I’m not going to be left glaring at the author photo in anger that the ending left me in tatters and I know that I’m not going to be rolling my eyes at the simpering heroine. It’s safe… but it’s the good safe. I like reading books knowing that I’ll enjoy them. And I very much enjoyed this book. I have to admit, I didn’t get as carried away with this second book as much as I did with the first one and I think I know exactly why this is. In my review of An Improper Magick, I discussed how much I loved the relationship between the sisters (I invoked the Power of the March sisters. Which is always a good thing) and, unfortunately, this story kind of skimped on that. Slight spoilers for the first book. I’ll tell you when you can come back. (view spoiler)[Elissa is in marital bliss with the jittery Mr Collingwood and is only in the first few chapters of this book before she disappears on her honeymoon. And Angeline… well… well. I’ll let you find about that when you read this book. But it involves Freddie (*girly sigh*) and she’s hardly in it either. (hide spoiler)] OK, come back now. As much as I love Kat, I think her sisters bring the best out in her. They kind of amplify everything that I adored about her and their interactions were wonderful. I also think that this would have been a great opportunity to get to know Charles and Kat’s dad a bit more. We got brief glimpses of Daddy Stephenson but not nearly enough. I think they’re really different and unique characters and Charles always makes me laugh and, trying not to spoil it here, he had a really important part in this story… I just think it was a bit of a waste. This book got a lot better towards the end where the story seem to find its feet a bit more. I’m not sure what it was, possibly that it took me a while to find the time to read it, but it definitely lost some momentum in the middle. But apart from that, it’s a great story and Kat’s still brilliant and the world that Ms Burgis has created is still fantastic. I can’t wait to read the next one (last one? Possibly?) and see what other mischief Kat gets up to, hopefully with more family members in tow. And Freddie, of course. Always Freddie. You can find this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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| 4.25
| 23,842
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| 4.21
| 32,963
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| Jul 01, 2010
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OK, I’m going to start this review with some maths. No! Wait, don’t go. It’s going to be YA style maths and, well, it’s me… so it’ll be dead easy. Thou...more OK, I’m going to start this review with some maths. No! Wait, don’t go. It’s going to be YA style maths and, well, it’s me… so it’ll be dead easy. Though before we begin, you can leave your payment in the basket just over there. Not vegetables. I want chocolate. Not got any? No worries…I’ll wait until you come back from the paper shop*. Back? Right: Hermione Granger + Mildred Hubble + Matilda Wormwood = Tiffany Aching. I’m almost tempted to just leave this review at that because, honestly, if you’re not intrigued by that equation then I can’t recommend this book to you. Also, I can’t save your soul from eternal damnation. I’M KIDDING. Ish. But I won’t stop there because I like the sound of my voice or, you know, I like to see my typed words on a computer screen. I.loved.this.book. I have always said that when I’m rich and famous, I’m going to rent out a cottage in the middle of nowhere armed only with food, wine and Discworld books and just spend a week reading every single one of them from start to finish**. I’ve read a few of them (five, I think) and enjoyed them immensely but I think they are the kind of book you just need to immerse yourself in. And Discworld is so impeccably created that it’s the kind of world you need to spend a lot of time in, exploring it and learning its quirks and getting lost and finding your way out again. It probably helps if you’re slightly tipsy. Even though Tiffany Aching’s adventures are set in Discworld and I understand they have a lot of overlapping characters, I believe that this could count as a standalone series. If you’ve read Discworld books before, you might get more of the jokes that have gone over my head but I honestly don’t think you’d need to have read any of them to get this story. Actually, these books may be a great place to start. Sir Pratchett gives you just enough details about the setting to make sure you don’t get lost and I love that about him. I always think that Sir Pratchett has so many more ideas about the world that he keeps to himself so we as a reader only get to see about 75% of what he has created. And I just love that restraint… because there would be nothing worse than if he was like ‘HAVE ALL THE DETAILS. MY IMAGINATION IS AMAZING. LOOK. LOOK. LOOK HOW BRILIANT I AM. YOU’RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BRILLIANCE. Because if you read a book like that you’d just get a headache and you’d probably need to lie down with a wet paper towel on your forehead. I just like the fact that even though he doesn’t share all the details, you know he's thought of everything and he's probably hiding them in his hat. I like to think that a Pratchett book is the reading equivalent of colouring in. Bear with me… His mind has created the most breathtakingly brilliant pictures, one that will take you a whole miserable Sunday afternoon to colour in because of all the rich detail and the intricacy. And then he just leaves a packet of pencil crayons on the table next to you and lets you go wild with it. You have free reign in Discworld and you’re encouraged to colour it in with whatever colours you want. As long as they are bright. And he’d probably encourage you to colour out of the lines in certain places too. He strikes me as that kind of guy. Even if you know hardly anything about Sir Pratchett, you will probably be aware that he is funny. Really funny. I made the mistake of reading this book in the presence of other people and found myself having to explain about pointy horses and backwards moving sheep. Needless to say, I got a few blank looks. ”A pointy horse…IT’S HYSTERICAL.” I would yell in their faces. ”A UNICORN IS A HORSE THAT ENDS IN A POINT! ”Why are you shouting?” They would say, backing away slowly. “BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY!!!!!” “Stop using excessive punctuation.” “NEVER.” Trust me, it’s hysterical. I just love his humour and I lovelovelove the fact that it hasn’t been dumbed down because this book is for… *gasps* *recoils in fear* younger readers. I can’t imagine any Pratchett fan being disappointed in these books. “Are you listening?” LAUGHTER. But let’s talk about the main event: Tiffany. I can’t decide whether I want to be best friends with Tiffany Aching or actually be her when I grow up. She is intuitive, watchful and extremely smart. She’s the kind of girl who reads fairy tales but doesn’t want to be the princess, she wants to be the witch because “where’s the evidence” that they’re all wicked? I can’t put into (um..intelligent) words how much I loved her so I’m going to give you an example of her brilliance: “…did the book have any adventures for people who had brown eyes and brown hair? No, no, no… it was blond people with blue eyes and the redheads with green eyes who got the stories. If you had brown hair you were probably just a servant or a woodcutter or something. Or a dairymaid. Well, that was not going to happen, even if she was good at cheese. She couldn’t be the prince, and she’d never be a princess, and she didn’t want to be a woodcutter, so she’d be the witch and know things…” LOVE.HER. LOVE.THIS.BOOK. IT.MAKES.ME.TYPE.IN.BIZARRE.WAYS. READ.IT. *OK, I have just realised that this review will probably make no sense to people who haven’t read this book. But that’s not my fault. It’s clearly yours. So go and read it and then come back and tell me how brilliant and ingenious this review is. And…. ok, I guess the book is. **Well, ok… I’ll spend the first day trying to decide which order to read them in. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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To me, historical books are like wagon wheels*. No not like an actual wheel for a wagon… um… no, I mean the biscuit. The delicious, delicious biscuit....more To me, historical books are like wagon wheels*. No not like an actual wheel for a wagon… um… no, I mean the biscuit. The delicious, delicious biscuit. Let me explain. I don’t have wagon wheels very often but when I do I savour them, love them, vow to eat more of them and get marshmallow in my hair. Similarly with historical YA. I don’t read many of them but when I do I savour them, love them, vow to read more of them and get marshmallow in my hair. Um… I’ve spent the last few hours searching my house for a project I did in primary school about the Black Death. It was actually on the plague when it was around in 1665 which, I’m a bit reluctant to admit, I thought was the only plague. Is that a common misconception or am I just ridiculous? You see, I had it all planned out that I would end this review with a clever “Oh… I hope Sally Nicholls writes a sequel to this book, she could call it ‘Fetch the Water’ or something.” But I guess seeing as the Great Fire of London was over 300 years later… it wouldn’t really be a sequel would it? Is there a time limit for sequels? Either way, with the risk of sounding morbid, I was obsessed and I honestly couldn’t tell you the amount of times I dragged my dad to Eyam, a village in Derbyshire where the inhabitants chose to isolate themselves to stop the plague spreading. I think I actually uttered the phrase “I wish we lived in a Plague Cottage” once before I snaffled an entire bag of Derbyshire fudge. I don’t actually know why I told you that because like I said, All Fall Down is actually set 300 years before this time but I guess that’s the reason I picked this book up. Sometimes it’s wonderful being a bit thick because if it weren’t for my lack of historical knowledge (and my creepy morbid love of all things plaguey) then I would never have picked up this book and that would have been a terrible shame. I even learnt things, guys! I know. I know. Like Ms Anderson Coats before her, Ms Nicholls writes such an original and fascinating story about a period that, let’s face it, doesn’t get much air time in YA fiction. But you can tell that she wrote this book not because it’s a bit different and will definitely get her a publishing deal (which she actually already had) but because she was genuinely enthralled about the era and the history. This research that must have gone into this book is absolutely remarkable. You can really tell that Ms Nicholls loved writing this book and it makes a whole world of difference when you read a book written by an author who is passionate about their subject. If you can’t imagine what Northern England would look like in the 14th Century pick up this book. If you can’t imagine what Northern England would feel like in the 14th Century, again pick up this book. Be warned though, no details are spared. I probably don’t need to tell you that this book is extremely grim and incredibly moving. I guess the thing that puts me off from picking up a historical book is that I sometimes find it difficult to relate to the story. The only thing I know about that period (after a cheeky look online) is facts and figures and geography. The glorious thing about this book is that Ms Nicholls breathed life into these facts and by adding a personal feel to it. It not only makes it more accessible. The characters, both main and peripheral, were so believable and, perhaps more importantly within a historical book, accurate. I completely believed in Isabel and there was never once a moment where I thought she was just a modern girl with modern problems shoved into a petticoat. I really loved Isabel. She isn’t perfect and she’s not always likeable, but she’s fourteen and the world is falling apart around her and she has to grow up, even if she doesn’t want to and she doesn’t feel ready for the responsibilities that she now faces. Isabel is frightened, alone and extremely lost… yet she continues on, regardless of everything. I guess having your loved ones dying and being buried unceremoniously in a field does that to a girl. If reading a book about the plague is off-putting, and it is a bit grim in places, I would still wholeheartedly recommend reading this one. The characters, their relationships, the setting, the era would really take your mind off things if you’re feeling a bit squeamish. If reading a book about the plague is getting you all giddy because you love dystopian books … well, this actually happened. Can you get better than that? Nope. This book was wonderful and a complete surprise. Now how about that 300 years later sequel…? *Yes, I am comparing books to wagon wheels. Have I lost my reviewer’s edge? Did I ever even have an edge? You can read this review and other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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You expect me to review this book? Me? You're surely new here. My reviews are... and this book is... OK fine. Let’s see. Well, for a start, I can’t say a...more You expect me to review this book? Me? You're surely new here. My reviews are... and this book is... OK fine. Let’s see. Well, for a start, I can’t say anything about the plot. I read this book not knowing anything more than what the synopsis told me and that is the best way to go into this book. The only thing you need to know about the plot is that it has one. And it’s absolutely outstanding. This book is so powerful and completely unforgettable. The writing is magnificent. The world-building is incredible. And the characters and the relationships between them are some of the most brilliantly constructed ones that I have ever read. And the plot twists… I can’t stop thinking about them. I honestly can’t remember another book I have recently that has given me the gut-wrenching “No…no….no, they’re not going to do that. They won’t. Will they? They can’t. Can they?’ feeling that this book gave me. I never saw it coming and I still don’t want to believe. Actually, I refuse to believe it. Yep. So there, Ms Blackman. I’m not doing a very good job here, am I? Are you convinced yet? Please just say yes and put me out of my misery so I can stop writing this review. I’m trying to be coherent and make intelligent observations but it’s difficult to make coherent and intelligent observations when all I want to do when I think of this book is sob into a chocolate cake. Yep, that’s right. I don’t want to even eat the chocolate cake. I want to sob into it. I still have the dodgy sunburn marks I gained from sitting in the garden on the weekend Manchester was hotter than Hawaii because I was so engrossed by this book. So yeah, you expected me to write a review for this book. I can’t. I pass. In an incredibly long-winded way, of course. Hey, you wouldn’t want it any other way, would you? But, I officially pass on reviewing this book. Why Malorie Blackman isn’t the name on everyone’s lips, I don’t know. Read this book and then come and talk to me. You bring the gin and I’ll bring the sun cream. You can read this and other exciting things (including proper reviews) on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never read a Young Adult book set in Tonga. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never rea...more I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never read a Young Adult book set in Tonga. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never read a Young Adult book that discusses the production of silk. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never read a Young Adult book where I’ve rooted for a girl to get with a boy in… this situation. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never read a Young Adult book which is so open to discussing (and discussing well) controversial and hard-hitting subjects as this one. I think this is the thing I love most about Ms Jeffrey’s writing. Everything is absolutely unique. I’ve read a lot of YA fiction and sometimes, just sometimes, they begin to sound the same. But there wasn’t one part of this story where I thought ‘Urgh, I’ve read this book before’. It’s difficult not to compare this book to Brown Skin Blue [my review] , which is the prequel to this book. I say prequel but I’m not sure whether you would have to have read it before reading this one. You’ll have to ask Mandee, who did just that. As you know, I love Brown Skin Blue so much. It left me numb, speechless and absolutely smitten that I had found another author that I could add to my ‘Aussie Friends- Send Me Books by This Author Because the UK is Missing Tricks All Over The Place’ list that I sneakily have and use every now and again. Whereas One Long Thread didn’t have quite the same impact as BSB did, I still absolutely adored it and it was the perfect addition to the story that Ms Jeffrey began. Ruby Moon was such a delightful character and a wonderful narrator. She’s such a quiet character but very observant and I loved seeing the world through her eyes because even though it was incredibly sad, it was always beautiful. She had such a glorious way of seeing things and she was so normal. I mean, if things were going a bit skew-whiff in your life and you had the option to run away to Tonga, you’d do it, right? Of course you would. And also, I loved that Ruby had a hobby. Seriously, why don’t more heroines have honest-to-goodness hobbies anymore? I loved hearing all about Ruby’s artistic designs, her passion for…. Sorry, I have to say it… fashion and, mate, I can sympathise with her desire to be surrounded by materials, ribbons, lace, strings of beads and spools of thread. I could quite happily spend the whole afternoon in a haberdashery just wandering in between the valleys of material. Actually, I could quite happily live in a haberdashery. But what I thought was really special was the mixed feelings Ruby had about her art. I think a lot of people would be able to relate to Ruby’s emotions and how she is reluctant to accept that she’s good, brilliant actually, at something. I mean, haven’t we all, at one point in our life, been self-conscious about our passions? Maybe that’s just me. “I had a moment of looking at it, like Amona might have, seeing it for the first time and thinking how lovely it was, too. But then I retreated back into myself and could see only its faults.” Going back to her passion for clothes making- yes, it was linked to a metaphor that ran through this book but it never felt false or convoluted. I know I keep rabbitting on about subtlety but tough, I’m going to go on about it again. The two books that I’ve read by Ms Jeffrey have both dealt with some of the most harrowing subject matters I have ever read about, but she knows exactly how to portray them with tact and restraint. Sure it’s horrendously sad and I had to back away a few times because of all the emotions, but it wasn’t overdone or sensationalised. It just shows that in the right hands, subjects that would put off a lot of readers can be absolutely stellar. Have you noticed that I am staying as far away from the plot as I can? I really don’t want to spoil this book for you if you think you’d like it because, and I know I say this all the time, but you should read this book not knowing anything. And of course, it would be impossible to write a review about a book Ms Jeffrey has written without mentioning her writing. “I knew I’d never have another moment like this. Just a single place in time where everything had come together to breathe in harmony. Time slowed and I had gathered all her restless strands in my hands; where I had come from, where I was and where I was going was one long thread as I emerged to make my way into the world.” J’adore. It’s the connections between the characters that really make this book what it is though. My favourite relationship is the one between Ruby and her dad. Seriously, I loved this guy so much. They watch Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire films and they eat popcorn and drink cold lemonade and then they get dressed up and go to bad Chinese restaurants and tell each other the crappest jokes they can think of. Ahhh. Bliss. Also, while I’m here I feel I have to talk about Barry again. Because I’m hopelessly in love with him, so what? “The only living example of a Romeo in the modern world.” He only had a cameo role (albeit a very important one!) in this book but he really stole the show. I cannot go on enough about how much I love this guy. He is definitely one of my favourite YA characters ever. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that I would read anything that Ms Jeffrey writes. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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I don’t normally get scared by dystopian books. Yeah, sometimes they’re a bit..eeeehhh… but, usually, the ideas are so far-fetched and impossible that...more
I don’t normally get scared by dystopian books. Yeah, sometimes they’re a bit..eeeehhh… but, usually, the ideas are so far-fetched and impossible that I’m quite happy to shrug and think ‘Hey! Good fiction, author!”. I don’t know what it is about this book, where children can be ‘unwound’ and retroactively aborted when they reach a certain age, but it really haunted me. Just the idea of it was so unsettling and absolutely horrid. The way the story is told (third person, present tense) has this almost clinical style to it. Normally in dystopians, it’s all about the characters. It’s about their feeling and that’s where the drama comes into it. But in Unwind, there are no dramatic scenes where the characters throw themselves against a wall and cry and how in just it is… everyone kind of just accepts things. It is how it is. And that was the most unsettling part of this book*. I sometimes find that dystopian authors get so tangled up in a ridiculous plot and forget about the world building or get so giddy over the world building there is no plot. Of course, there are some authors that can juggle the two of them and find the right balance. But this idea got me thinking. What do you think is more important; the story or the world? I guess the world in Unwind isn’t overly different than ours, I mean there are hints that things are a bit futuristic but there certainly aren’t Districts or Factions or hover-boards. Maybe this was because Mr Shusterman didn’t think that the world was too important in the grand scale of things or maybe it was because Mr Shusterman wanted to create a world that was eerily similar to ours, to make it all the more frightening. Either way, I think Unwind is proof that if you’ve got a stellar, unique idea… you don’t need a convoluted world with complicated politics that show how clever you are to have a good story on your hands. The world he creates may be “basic”, but with the idea of unwinding embedded in my mind, I never once doubted Mr Shusterman’s imagination. Though, I think hover boards would have made this book just a little bit better. I’m not going to go into the higher ideas and morals of this book because I don’t think this review is the place to go into my views and opinions. But I do have my views and opinions on this matter and I’m sure you do too. I think no matter which side you’re on and what you believe in, this book will still be hard-hitting and fascinating. I think it’s the evidence of a real writer when you finish a book and you have absolutely no idea where the author stands on a matter. This book feels very removed, possibly by the style it’s been written it, and it doesn’t feel preachy or has some kind of sly agenda to make you change your mind. I like that it challenges you but, ultimately, it lets you make up your own mind. Anyway, let’s talk about the characters. I liked Connor, I loved Risa (Hurrah for a heroine is both feminine and strong!) but I absolutely adored Lev. And that’s who I’m going to talk about. Don’t get me wrong, I really liked Connor and I really liked Risa. I think dystopian books need characters like them. They’re strong, they’re leaders and they take charge. But they’re not completely original, are they? Sure these two stand out among all the other faceless Children of the Dystopian Revolution (CDR), but they’re still a CDR. Again, don’t get me wrong, this book wouldn’t have been the same without these two and I think dystopian books need characters like them. But Lev? He was the heart and the brains and the soul of this book. He really is a one of a kind character and I just loved what he brought to this story. He added so much more depth to it than any other character and the issues that he faced were the ones that affected me the most. I love characters that develop within the pages and seeing Lev’s journey was absolutely fantastic. For the first third of this book I thought I had him pegged. I didn’t like him because he annoyed me. I just wanted to get back to Connor and Risa. Next, OK, you have my attention Lev. I’m intrigued. And then at the end? BOOM. Consider my gob smacked. Also, I feel like I have to give a shout out to my new best-friend Cyfi. What an absolute treasure. But that’s all I’m saying. And before I read this book, I didn’t think anyone could make a character named Roland be sinister. HA. HA. HA. *nervous twitch* And that’s just what I think about the kids. Don’t get me started on the adults! Although I will say this- I enjoyed the nice, twisty surprise re: The Admiral. I didn’t expect that one coming at all. This book isn’t for the faint-hearted. Towards the end of the book there is one of the most horrifying scenes I’ve ever read in a YA book and just thinking about it gives me the chivvers. I know without a doubt that that will stay with me for a long time. But if you love dystopian books with brilliant characters with a unique and completely terrifying plot and one that makes you think… and, of course, if you think you’re up for the challenge… go on. *I know there are some characters who want to change things, but this ain't no Mockingjay**. The majority of the people in this book are quite happy with the way things are. So I’m sticking with that thought. **Mockingjaaaaaaay. *shakes fist* You can read this review and other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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4.5 stars. But so close to 5 you could almost taste it. :-D The number of British YA books I read last year was shocking and this made me sad because w...more 4.5 stars. But so close to 5 you could almost taste it. :-D The number of British YA books I read last year was shocking and this made me sad because when I grow up [I’ll get there…eventually] I want to be an author. And I’m, well, I’m British. So why wasn’t I making more of an effort to read and review books by British authors? I should be proudly waving the Union Jack and thrusting British books at unsuspecting people while I making them cups of tea and whinging about the weather. While in a queue… in a Kate mask… munching on Yorkshire Pudding. …. So I made it one of my New YA Resolutions. Sometime last year there was a sale on e-books on Amazon and my favourite thing about their sales are that the majority of the books that feature are British authors and I find so many books that I would never even think about reading! Like Sita Brahmachari’s Artichoke Hearts. I read the synopsis and thought “Aw, that really sounds cute. A bit different and HEY Ms Brahmachari is British. Hurrah! Hurrah!” So I bought it. I don’t mind admitting that I didn’t really expect much from it. It wasn’t that it looked bad but it just didn’t look like the kind of book that would grip me. Ha ha haaa. Oh how wrong I was because I looooooved it so much. Mira, our twelve year old narrator, had such a fresh and realistic outlook on life and I couldn’t help but fall in love with her. Add in a handful of fantastic characters and a wonderfully British setting, Artichoke Hearts was one of my favourite reads of 2011. Jasmine Skies was even better. The story picks up two years after the events of Artichoke Hearts and sees Mira travelling to Kolkata to visit her cousin Priya after the death of her Grandad Bimal. I’m going to try and stay away from talking about the plot of this story because I don’t want to spoil either of these books and it would be impossible to talk go into it without doing so. Apologies if this reviews ends up being a bit vague as I know you're used to the most in-depth and intellectual reviews on my bit of t'internet. I just love how Ms Brahmachari writes. I’m trying to think of a way to articulate the way I feel about it but I’m failing miserably. If I could describe it using only one word, I would use ‘vibrant’. Seriously, I underlined so many passages on my Kindle it became silly. The setting of this book is immaculately imagined. I’ve never been to India but I could really relate to the experience of being overwhelmed that Mira feels when she first steps off the plane. The descriptions of the market places are absolutely magnificent. You’ve got the colours of the materials, the feel of the sweltering heat and… yes, fine, you can almost smell the… *scowls*…jasmine. It’s obvious that Ms B has a story to tell and a message to convey but it never felt clunky or heavy-handed. Mira’s journey, both physical and emotional, is told with brilliant subtlety and restraint and it was so glorious to read. Anyone who says that YA books can’t be deep are going to get a hardcover of this book slammed across the back of their head by moi. Luckily, Mira hasn’t changed one jot since Artichoke Hearts. She’s still compassionate, funny and as inquisitive as ever. One of my favourite things about AH was how Mira struggled with her identity as a mixed-race girl growing up in Britain, so I was ecstatic when I got about two chapters into Jasmine Skies and realised that there was going to be more of that. “Not being able to speak Bengali makes me feel like I’m trying to cross a bridge but can only get so far, because to reach the other side it’s not just the words you need to understand, but also the tones and colours; the way of thinking and seeing the world that are all locked inside the languages.” This is why contemporary is my favourite genre and why I get so giddy when I discover one that I haven’t read yet. I’m not a mixed race girl living in Britain but I found Mira so easy to relate to because her problems were real. There wasn’t a werewolf trying to get into her pants or anything, but Ms B’s writing shows that if you can work your way around a teenage girl’s emotions and thoughts then you don’t need all that stuff to write a compelling and beautiful book. I just adore Mira; she’s such a fantastic character with such a pure heart. I just want to be her best friend or, like, her cool* older sister or something. I’d probably even let her personalise all of my shoes. Possibly, I'm not entirely sure I'm convinced by bedazzled footwear. Mira's search for her identity and where she fit in actually really reminded me of Josie from Looking for Alibrandi. I know, I know. I just invoked the power of Double M, but I’m sticking with it. There is just something so wonderful to me about books where characters delve into their heritage and their culture, asking questions and digging up secrets that people thought were buried for good. Maybe it’s because I love sitting with my grandparents and listening to their stories… I don’t know why, but I just love it. “I think these stories about where you come from and the history of your own family help you to see where you stand in the world.” Stunning, no? Right. OK. I have to get something off my chest. OK. Now then. *sigh* Now I don’t want to go into it too much into this next bit because of spoilery badtimes but, gosh, way to throw a spanner into the works, Ms B! That bit… with the jasmine… and homespun …and the pony tail. Yeah, you know which bit I mean. My poor, poor heart. I understand but it doesn’t mean I’m happy about it. *scowls* “Deer…apple…green…sea…” WHYYYY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!? I know where my loyalty lies, Mira. That's all I'm saying. Guh. This will make no sense to anyone who hasn’t read this book and even less sense to people who haven’t read Artichoke Hearts, but some things just need to be said. I have a lot of emotions regarding that bit that I will keep bottled up until you’ve all read both of these books (which you will be doing, right?!) and then I will unleash the feelings. And that ending?!?! Are you kidding me? Looking at the glorious cover and reading the wonderful synopsis you wouldn’t expect it to have a cliff-hanger, would you? Well you would be wrong. WHEN IS THE NEXT BOOK OUT?! I am emotionally invested in these characters now and I will fight tooth and nail to get the next book. Tooth and nail, guys, TOOTH AND NAIL. I know in our YA circles, it’s pretty much a given that the Aussies are at the forefront of the contemporary race, but I believe that with both Artichoke Hearts and now Jasmine Skies, Ms Brahmachari has shown that us Brits shouldn’t be disregarded just yet. Additional Fun Things. So in Jasmine Skies, Mira’s cousin Priya is the coolest kid in Kolkata and she’s an underground DJ who wears skinny jeans and is the best dancer in the whole of India. Cool, yes? Anyway, in this interview Sita Brahmachari talks to Nihal Arthanayake [Listeners of Radio 1 or BBC Asian Network may know who he is!] as part of her research into what kind of music Priya would be listening to. It’s really fascinating. *May or may not be cool. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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So I have this tendency to make up a phrase or a word and use it so often and determinedly that I actually forget that it’s not a real thing. I am oft...more
So I have this tendency to make up a phrase or a word and use it so often and determinedly that I actually forget that it’s not a real thing. I am often reminded that I Today, ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the creation of one of these phrases. Bonnet Eaters. OK, I should probably explain this one. I stay way clear of certain books. The ones with girls in flouncy dresses on the cover. The ones with more than one love interest. The ones with the phrase “inexplicably drawn to each other” in the synopsis. The ones where the heroines discover they are special and they are the only ones who can save the world. I’ve had bad experiences with those books. They make me cranky. But there are a few authors who have written books that have fallen into those above characters, ticked all of those evil, evil boxes and I have completely and thoroughly enjoyed them. “I will eat my reviewing bonnet if I end up liking this one because it’s probably going to be diiiiire.” And they’re not… not at all. Geddit? Bonnet Eaters? Never mind… it’ll catch on, you’ll see. Laini Taylor did it with Daughter of Smoke and Bone, Cynthia Hand kind of did it with Unearthly and Ms Bardugo has done it with Shadow and Bone. I love it when authors make me look stupid. It gives me faith that YA authors are just as bored with the stale clichés as we readers are. Anyway, let’s talk about the book. I’ve not really been doing a lot of reading recently so I read this one over about four days which is almost double the time it takes me to read a book. Normally that would be a sign that I hated it, but I really wasn’t. I kept finding myself wondering what the characters were getting up to, wondering whether I could just sneak away and read a few chapters. This book is incredibly addictive and I would like the next one please. When? About a week ago. THANKS. Anyway, let’s talk about the setting. I have to admit I did get a little confused while I read this. I got all these names and places thrown at me and I couldn’t fit them together or make sense of them. This is probably just me because I get confused easily but I did get there eventually. Even though I got a bit lost, you could tell that Ms Bardugo always knew what was going on. She had thought of everything about the world she created but she never hammered you over the head with it. Maybe when I read fantasy/paranormal/books that aren’t set in the street I live on, I need to be hammered. Over the head with detail… not like drunk, I can’t imagine that would help very much at all. But yeah, I really loved the setting. It was different and unique without being smug and too clever. I’m really excited to see where else Ms B takes us within this series and exploring what lies within the shadows. Muhahahahaaaaa. Anyway, let’s talk about Alina. Yes. Alina was a great narrator and a wonderful character. Just the right mixture of strength and determination and “Oh my god, what the eff am I supposed to do now?!” I always wonder why heroines who have been told that they are the only chance to save the world just take it in their stride as if it’s the most regular thing in the entire world. How? Talk about pressure. But Alina had the right amount of moments where she just wants to crawl under some furs and wait until it all blows over [which is what most of us do, admit it….] but when she wants to fight and be generally brilliant she does and it’s awesome. I loved her and I want to have a sleepover with her and Genya. Fantastic. Anyway, let’s talk about Mal. Oh yes, Mal. I think I love you. I love that you’re a bit of a lad. You’re a bit of a one who tumbles with girls and drinks and is cheeky and is flirty but is also a rugged mountain man and is protective without being a douche. I know this book is not exactly the most realistic book in the world (unfortunately) but the characters felt real. The characters talked, bantered and acted like teenagers. Or well, you know… teenagers who live in a horrifying world with magic and evil people who could kill you with the wave of their hand. Literally. Anyway, let’s talk about me and Mal. One of my greatest fears in life is that one day I will discover I have magical powers and I’ll be expected to save the world and no one will love me. This is why Mal is the perfect boy for me. Then again, I also hate clowns and boats when they’re out of the water but I bet Mal could deal with them too. He’d definitely get my last Rolo. And finally, let’s talk about those clothes. YES. I would like a kefta [and yes I did keep thinking about Moroccan food throughout this whole book, but that’s not really a new thing.] in any colour….. except black. *looks mysterious* I’m guessing this story is going to be a trilogy and I have to admit I do have some concerns [looking at you man with the storm coloured eyes and your inexplicable-ness and you Miss Alina with your betraying heart] but I have two more bonnets lined up and I can’t wait to be proven wrong and look even more foolish than I already do. Also, kind of randomly, this book is going to be called The Gathering Dark in the UK and I think I love that more than Shadow and Bone. It makes more sense to the story… but I prefer the cover of S&B. DILEMMA. I received a copy of this book from the publishers via Netgalley. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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“The cello didn’t sound half bad with all those guitars.”
Initial Final Page Thoughts. Gosh. High Points. Mia. The family. Groovy and the Geek. Music. K...more “The cello didn’t sound half bad with all those guitars.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. Gosh. High Points. Mia. The family. Groovy and the Geek. Music. Kim. Chocolate chip pancakes. Fancy dress parties. Brilliant characters. Two weeks of pizza-delivery tips. Feisty nurses. Making collages. Magic kisses. Musical sexy times. Dusty collections of punk-rock albums. Yo Mama. “I’ll let you go. If you stay.” Low Points. Even though I love Mia’s family and I liked that they were different without being cringey, no family is that perfect, right? Also, I don’t think I could take a boy seriously if he was in a band called Shooting Star. I mean, doesn’t Adam know that you can only be cool nowadays if your band name includes the phrase “and the”? Liz and the Shooting Star. There you go. Much better. Heroine. Oh Mia, what a narrator! I like to think we’d be friends but I think I’d be completely intimidated by you if we went to the same school. I don’t even know who Yo-Yo Ma is. I wouldn’t even know what to do with a cello if I were presented with one. I can’t even comprehend what it would like to be in Mia’s situation and I don’t want to, but Ms Forman really made me relate to her. I felt her desperation, her frustration, her love and her loss. If I can speak honestly, I don’t think that this book would have worked half as well if it wasn’t for the characters. The plot has “emotional manipulation” stamped all over it. This plot in the hands of a whiny, insipid heroine? It sounds like my worst nightmare. But with Mia, Ms Forman completely took hold of the plot and harnessed it. Sure there were some parts that I was a bit unsure of and I wasn’t a huge fan of (The Grand Gesture bit, would that actually happen?!) but I could quite easily ignore those parts. I’m much more forgiving of a few bumps in the plot when the main character is good. And Mia was simply stellar. Also, I’ve just been ogling at her hair on my copy of Where She Went and I have some serious hair envy right now. So if we were to be friends, she’d have to get it lopped off. Love Interest.
Yes. So true. I’ve recently been looking for young adult books that feature the main character in a relationship. And when I say “in a relationship”, I don’t mean they’re in a relationship but the boyfriend is a douche/the girl is a bitch and wait, what’s that? A best friend who has loved them for all their life and they’re finally stepping up?! I mean a true relationship. I loved Adam. I loved that he wasn’t centre stage and he didn’t save Mia, well not completely anyway. I loved that they were different and they had their problems and their insecurities as a couple. Obviously, I read this book knowing about the sequel so I’m not sure whether, if I’d read this book when it first came out, I would feel different. But I liked that this story wasn’t a love story, it was more about Mia and her decision and her thoughts as opposed to their thoughts. Saying that, I’m really looking forward to Where She Wentand getting to know Adam a bit better, even if he does have a lopsided grin. Also, he cries at Jimmy Stewart films which means there’s a 100% chance he’s my soulmate. Sorry, Mia. Theme Tune. MIA by Emmy the Great. This song is too perfect and too sad. *weeps* Sadness Scale. 9/10. I was a bit nervous to read this book because I had heard how people had spent hours sobbing into their pillows because of it and alarm bells sounded. It’s a very quiet book, low on the drama and the angst, and I loved that. Ms Forman could have so easily gone down the road where everything is amplified and shoved down your throat which always seems to happen when love and death get involved in a YA novel. But the emotions and the issues were subtle and they were interspersed with beautiful, bittersweet memories that often had me laughing out loud. (“Fuck Enya!” :D) I didn’t cry or even get choked up, but this book definitely made me think. Recommended For. People who are looking for a book about life, death and love with brilliant characters, beautiful sentiments and not a single eye-roll in sight. Um… ok, maybe one eye roll . People who often wonder where all the great YA families are. People who would rather go and see a band named Adam and the Shooting Star than Shooting Star. People who get a bit panicky when a boy picks up a guitar near them just in case he feels the need to serenade you. People who want to go to a fancy dress party dressed as Blondie. People who think every day should start the day with chocolate chips pancakes. People who think that sobbing into your pillow for hours is character building. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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A note: This review is going to be a bit vague because I really, really, reallyreally don’t want to spoil this book for anyone. Because oh my gosh…. A...more A note: This review is going to be a bit vague because I really, really, reallyreally don’t want to spoil this book for anyone. Because oh my gosh…. A note on the note: This review really is going to be vague unlike all my other ‘vague’ reviews which go on for about a year. The first thing I did after I finished reading this book was to pick up my phone and text my best friend, who I have known since I was eleven and has been there through every single one of my problems and ill-advised fringes, and tell her that I loved her. The second thing I did after I finished reading this book was flip back to the beginning and start reading it again. I don’t mind admitting that it took me and this book a while to really get going.. The way this book was written with all the capital letters bothered me and the changing in perspectives and everything really confused me. It took me a good 100 pages to get into but seeing as this book is over 400 pages long; that was absolutely fine. And after those first 100 pages, I learnt the truth and that is: This book is fantastic. I knew I’d love it when I was noseying at the wonderful Chachic’s status updates and then I read the synopsis. Spies? Pilots? Codes? Secrets? History? Best friends? Mancunians?! These are a few of my favourite things… I loved the setting. I loved the plot. I loved the era. And the twists absolutely threw me (although, I did have the smallest of small inklings of one thing but that’s only because I have a clever dad who eats history books for breakfast and I accidentally asked a question that got made me put a few things together…) The twist and the ending…. I just can’t even think about them without jibbering. Code Name Verity is The Usual Suspects of YA literature. Like I said above, the second thing I did after I finished reading this book was to go back to the beginning and read over certain parts again. I know that this book will be one of those books that will get better and better every time I read it. I loved Verity. I loved Maddie. They were real girls. They laugh, they cry, they flirt with boys, they gossip, they’re loyal, they fly planes, they can land planes, they can speak different languages, they can crack codes, they can do the unthinkable, they do the right thing. I loved that, with Maddie and Verity, Ms Wein showed that you can be strong, you can be brave, you can be good at what you do, you can be the best at what you do and you can do all this without sacrificing your femininity and/or becoming a passive-aggressive “message”. There was never a sense that these ladies did what they did in a “Look! Look! We can do it too. We’re just as good as boys!” and because they had something to prove. They were such rich and beautiful characters and I loved, loved, loved them both so dearly. And, anyway, boys didn’t even get a look in. They wouldn’t be able to keep up with any of the girls in this book. Pffft. ;-) The phrase “Careless talk costs lives” is mentioned frequently in this book and I couldn’t help but be reminded of this poster: ![]() [Here!] Also, the fact that that I own that very poster [bought from the Imperial War Museum North, I’ve still not been to the London one, or the Churchill War Rooms, yet… one day :) ] and it is hanging up on my bedroom wall….that helped too. So that’s it. That’s my review. It doesn’t do this book justice in the slightest but it’s the best that I can do. Arm yourself with tissues, read this book, prepare to be amazed and always fly high. Read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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I’m going to try and keep this review short and sweet*, like our heroine Kat Stephenson. Whenever I read a book set in this era, I always get a bit of...more I’m going to try and keep this review short and sweet*, like our heroine Kat Stephenson. Whenever I read a book set in this era, I always get a bit of an uneasy feeling because I know it’s going to inevitably lead to my most dreaded confession: I don’t like Jane Austen. The first thing you think of when it’s books from this period is her so I feel like, when reading a book set in this time, that I’m gate crashing a party that no one wants me at. But whatever, because I loved this book and I’m glad I went to the party and ate all the cake before all you Austen fans got any. Um…. This book was so charming. It’s the kind of book you should read on a dewy Saturday morning before any one is up with a steaming mug of tea in front of you. Or, well, coffee if you’re that kind of person. I simply adored Kat. She was such a perfect narrator; fun, observant, clever and just a little oblivious to the things going on around her. But it was the sisters and their interactions that stole my heart. I know I’m always chattin’ on about how I wish that YA books focussed on familial relationships, especially those of the sibling variety, but it’s true. It’s such a minefield for love and humour and, on the whole, it’s completely untapped. It took me a while to put my finger on why I loved these sisters so much. Sure they were hilarious, realistic, sassy and their interactions were simply wonderful. But it was something more than that. And then I realised what it was. Basically, the Stephenson sisters are the slightly sassier British cousins of the March sisters. And, even better, they don’t even have an Amy counterpart! I know I’ve just opened a can of worms because all the Amy March fans will come crawling out of the woodwork and pelt me with limes as they cackle over the embers of my burning manuscript. My Amy March rant is almost as long as my Mockingjay rant, and this review is neither the time or place for such a rant but I have to say: I wish Laurie and Jo had carried on skating as Amy floundered in the icy water. Sorry, sore subject. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! The Stephensons. I loved them. My favourite of the sisters was, naturally, the snarky difficult Angeline because she was… well, snarky and difficult. I am a bit jealous of her because of a certain dashing gentlemen with sideburns. Actually, he might not have sideburns but I’m pretending he does. She was simply brilliant. And I loved how Ms Burgis portrayed Elissa through the cynical and constant-rolling eyes of Kat and Angeline. The part at the end… with the masked man? Pahahaha. It made me think of all the simpering heroines that I (wrongly, before you all SHOUT at me) that I associate with Austen-esque books and the way that Elissa was poked fun at (in a nice way, of course) made me feel like Ms Burgis was giving me a secret wink. Though she probably wasn’t. I also adored the setting. As much as it’s going to pain my Cheshire heart, Yorkshire does provide the best background for books. What with ramshackled abbeys and sprawling moors, the atmosphere was brilliant and perfectly complimented the magic that Ms Burgis weaved through her story. As much as I know and appreciate the readers who love their urban fantasy, I always think that magic is more suited to take place in the middle of the countryside, where secrets dwell in the dark corners of wild forests and dilapidated buildings. “In our house, and in our comfortable little village, despite how hilly it was, you could almost forget we lived in Yorkshire. But the Dales were different. Wild. Dangerous. As massive, craggy hills rose high before us and a rock chasm opened up beside the road.... a hawk soared over our carriage, letting out a high, piercing cry of defiance, and I wanted to jump out of the window and fly with it.” This is what I was imagining. ![]() Actually, that picture was taken when I went searching for my other favourite book set in Yorkshire. Can you guess which one? This book was glorious and a wonderful surprise. A really promising start to what looks to be a fantastic and unique serious with a spirited heroine and men with delicious sideburns. Wait, ok… the men might not actually have sideburns, delicious or not. Please don’t just read this book for the sideburns, because you may be disappointed. Please read it because of the story and the characters, because then I assure you, you won’t be disappointed. *Don’t tell her I said that because she’ll boot me in the shins. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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“When I am in the water My body moves like a wave: There is a violence to it And a beauty.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. “And it Never felt so good.” YES. Hi...more “When I am in the water My body moves like a wave: There is a violence to it And a beauty.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. “And it Never felt so good.” YES. High Points. Kasienka. William. The writing. Friendship. Saying goodbye. Reunions. Butterfly stroke. Kisses like Haribo. Love is a large W. Mama. Resilience. Culture. Blueberry ice cream. Girly sleepovers. Tummy tumbles. Low Points. I would have loved to have had a few more poems set when Kasienka and her mum were in Poland. I think it would have added a great contrast between the different cultures. Also, from what was in the book… it looked really interesting. Also, blueberry ice cream sounds delicious. Heroine. Oh Kasienka. You were so sad and you were so lonely and you were so insecure and you were OK with letting people Were. Until you realised how it’s OK to be different and how there’ll always be moments where you feel a bit odd or alone but that there is always people who are just as different as you. And they’re the kids you want to hang with because they’re the best. If we had gone to school together I bet we’d be the best of friends and we’d stay up all night, swapping stories and drinking pop and being giddy. I love it when my heroines stand up for themselves and don’t need any body to tell them how to do it. And basically realise that they were brilliant inside and out all along. Love Interest. And if Kasienka’s ability to conquer her fears wasn’t good enough for you, Ms Crossan gives us an incredibly adorable love interest too! "William is in Year Nine He could save me from the pack But he does not want to: He knows I can save Myself." Also, kissing him is like eating Haribo. Now, I’m not sure if that’s because he tastes like Haribo or because he gives you the feeling you get when you eat an entire bag of the Sour ones and then chug a bottle of Coke. You know… ridiculously giddy and a fizzy tongue? Just me? OK. Only low point with our lovely William is that he’s a smoker. I know, I know. Anyway, I loved it when he offered Kasienka one and she says no. And then they just play on the swings. *sigh* Theme Tune. What the Water Gave Me by Florence + The Machine. YES. How long have I been hankering to use a song from Ceremonials? Do you remember my Well Ms Crossan obviously listened to me and therefore she deserves the prize of a Flo-induced Theme Tune. A prize so coveted by authors across the land…. Um. OK, maybe not coveted but it should be. Sadness Scale. 6/10 I always find it difficult to come up with a number for books such as this one because obviously the issues and situations that are dealt with in this book are extremely harrowing and, sadly, common in present day Britain. But I wouldn’t say that this is a particularly sad book. Yes there are a lot of moving poems, especially when Kasienka first moves to England and constantly feels “unwanted and misused”, but I also saw this book as more about finding out who you are and becoming comfortable with it. Regardless of where Kasienka is from, I feel that a lot of readers of all ages would relate to the feelings of loneliness and insecurity that Ms Crossan expertly portrays with the character. And that last poem? Beautiful and so powerful. I just wanted to pull her into the biggest cuddle ever. Or… well, wait until she’d changed out of her cozzie because I don’t want to get all chloriney but then we’d cuddle. Definitely. Recommended For. People who have ever felt at a loss with themselves. People who like to adopt happiness as their revenge. People who thought their first kiss way awkward *cringe*. People who always leave the best stories at a sleepover for when the lights are out. I received a copy of this book from the publisher. This review is part of the "A Week in Verse" feature on my blog. Found out more here.(less) | Notes are private!
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4.5 stars. Slight spoilers follow… “I’d rather be certifiable than perpetually boring.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. ME TOO! High Points. I loved everythin...more 4.5 stars. Slight spoilers follow… “I’d rather be certifiable than perpetually boring.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. ME TOO! High Points. I loved everything: the writing, the characters, the emotions, the subject. Done. *bats off hands* Low Points. This book was so small it could get lost in my back teeth. I’m just being selfish because I wanted to spend more time with this book but hey, if book reviewers can’t be selfish then who can? That is the real question, I think. Heroine. You know how I really like my heroines to be decent human beings? Well, I really really like my heroines to be bitches. And I don’t mean the uh-oh-she-has-blonde-hair-and-she’s-a-cheerleader (or the British equivalent which is… um, something)-and-her-boyfriend-is-smokin’-and-has-hidden-depths-and-probably-will-end-up-with-the-heroine kinda bitch. I mean, like, real bitches. Parker is no cookie cutter bitch. She is brilliant and I’m saying no more because I don’t want to spoil things. Except that I have a total girlcrush on her and I have a feeling it’s all going to end in tears. Love Interest(s). Eh, who am I kidding? This is Parker’s story… these boys didn’t even had a look in. Theme Tune. Girls Like You by The Naked and Famous. Sadness Scale 7/10. I’ve never understood the belief that a book can only be classed as having a happy ending if the MC gets with the boy/girl. Surely the reader, if they really connected with a character, would want to see them battle fearlessly against what is plaguing them and destroying them from the inside? With that in mind,and only a slight implied spoiler, this is one of the happiest and hopeful endings I’ve read in a long time. The subject matter of Cracked Up to Be (secrets) has been done before; but never quite like this. It’s remarkable that a book of only 200 pages can be so rich and dense with realistic emotions. So, bravo Ms Summers. Bravo. Oh and also, it took me about three hours to read this book. Coincidentally that was half the amount of time it took me to get over one scene, towards the end. Jeez louise. Was that necessary?! WAS IT?! Recommended For. People who don’t believe that the purpose of boys in literature is to solve every problem that faces the heroine. People who like their heroines with a bit of spark…and sadistic, manipulative and incredibly clever. People who get frustrated when authors can’t handle a flashback (MS Summers can, by the by). People who look for deeper-meanings in art projects. People whose idea of “romantic” is no underwear. People who don’t get overly attached to fictional critters. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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"Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss…” He turned to me. “But every once you will find someone who’s iridescent, and when you...more
"Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss…” He turned to me. “But every once you will find someone who’s iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare.”
Initial Final Page Thoughts. *Eyes tree outside window* I wonder… High Points. Juli. The entire Baker clan! Why don’t all YA characters have fun families?! Authors, you’re missing a trick! Bryce (eventually). Chest. Front yards. Eggs. Chickens. Basket boys. Pie. Girls with iron backbones. Tree climbing. Newspaper articles. “There’s a bee in her hair, stupid.” Paintings. The sum of all parts. Mystery Pisser. Science projects. Retractable pointers. Champ. Boys who smell of watermelons. “Proper lighting is everything”. Sycamore trees. Low Points. Even though I adored this book, I would have liked to have seen Bryce and Juli’s reactions be drawn out for a bit longer. This book was so short and it didn’t exactly feel rushed but I think it would have been really fun to see how both Bryce and Juli felt about each other when they were in high school. Also, this is definitely because I’m a Brit and, after god knows how long I’ve been watching/reading American high school stories, I still have no idea about the schooling system. Middle school? Grades? Sophomores? GRADUATION AT 18?!?! So, with that in mind, I did get a bit confused as to how old these kids were. But I still loved it, even if it did make me, you know, think a bit. *shudders* Heroine. I wish Juli would be my best friend. We would go climbing trees and we’d do the gardening and I could watch her as she tended to the chickens while standing at a safe distance because birds make me twitchy. And then we’d drink juice and talk about perpetual motion and science projects and then we’d turn, as one, and scowl at any dazzle-eyed boys who dared come near us. Sure she was a little bit crazy when it comes to said dazzle-eyed boys but, well, even the best of us can get momentarily distracted by a boy who smells like watermelon. Hero. Oh Bryce, you plonker. My friend, in the first few chapters I just wanted to throttle you. OK, maybe not throttle you, but push you off your bike so you landed into some nettles or something. You were so cruel and blind and, yes, you were a chicken. “Bwark, bwark, bwark.” Indeed. But you got there in the end, didn’t you? And you made me smile like a dopey girl, didn’t you? Yes. But if you hurt Juli again, there’ll be more than egg on your face. *scowls* Theme Tune. I really hate to do this to you guys, but I have to. There’s no other way. This song was in my head before I even opened this book and then Juli goes ahead and sings it! So yes, this is your warning. I’m officially sounding the alarm. The My Girl alarm. If, like me, you cannot think of that film without sobbing like a small child then look away. LOOK AWAY NOW. My Girl by The Temptations. If you ignore the overwhelming flood of angst, this song is one of the sweetest songs in the entire world. Oh and also, THOMAS JAAAAAAAAAAY. Cuteness Scale. 9/10. Oh this book was absolutely adorable! I wanted it to go on forever and ever but it ended. There’s nothing I love more than a ‘he-said-she-said’ kind of story and first loves and girls with fluffy hair and boys with dazzling blue eyes. And that ending? I sighed the girliest sigh . Recommended For. Girls who have ever been head over heels in love with a blue-eyed boy. Boys who have ever ignored a girl because she has puffy hair and sniffs them when they think they won’t notice. People who like to look at the bigger picture. People who like to barge and shove and wedge themselves into people’s lives. People who see huge trees and have to resist the urge to climb them. People who would like to bid on the chance to have lunch with a boy who watches Bogart films. People who accept they’re the kind of person who would get a bee stuck in their barnett. You can find this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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“Whales, porpoises, mermaids and mermen, dead sailors, fishes, crabs, tiny shrimps; the sea is forever full of eyes that watch me. I never fly far b...more
“Whales, porpoises, mermaids and mermen, dead sailors, fishes, crabs, tiny shrimps; the sea is forever full of eyes that watch me. I never fly far beyond the shore. If my town were a map the bay would have Here be Monsters written on it in golden ink.”
It always feels a cop out when I write a review about a book such as ‘The Earth Hums in B- Flat’ because I’m going to go on and on about how much I enjoyed it and you’ll read with wide-eyes shining, practically quivering with excitement because you want to know more and more… [I may or may not picture everyone who reads my reviews reading them like that. *cough*] And then I’ll be like: “SORRY! No can do, my friend, because if I say anything else the book will be spoilt and the only thing as bad as a book being spoilt is when someone pokes you in the side in the middle of a stretch.” So I’m going to try and be clever and get you to want to read this book without me actually telling you anything about what happens. Right from the start you are transported into post-war (I never actually got a hold of the exact date but I’m guessing late 50s because there is mention of the Munich Air Disaster) North Wales. It feels close and comforting and there are friendly Welsh people chatting with each other, making buttermilk and washing their front step. It is a wonderful setting; extremely quaint and rural and it almost made me feel nostalgic for not only a place I’d never been to, but also an era. Everyone in this village knows everyone and everyone knows everything about everyone. There is a lot of curtain-twitching in this book. There’s just something about nosey neighbours that I love so much, don’t ask me why. But all the secrets and the gossiping and the hearsay and the whispered rumours can only lead to two things: 1) Bad things happening. 2) A book that I couldn’t put down. Twelve year old Gwenny was such a delightful and unique character. I simply adored her. But I guess that doesn’t really say much because give a girl an imagination and she’s already a million times better than a lot of literary ladies. She’s inquisitive, she is clever and the people of her village and her family think she’s odd because she’s different. Isn’t that just the best way to be? I just loved her. She went through so much and she still had time to be cute as a little button all the way through. But it was the sense of family that really got to me in this book. Ms Strachan wrote these scenes impeccably. It’s all about family secrets, ancestry and it’s about finding out where you fit in amongst all that. My favourite parts of this book were the parts where Gwenny is creating her family tree. She goes around to her Nain’s to listen to stories about her family, goes and visits the gravestones of her relatives looking for their tales now forgotten and buried and then fills in the details with her bright pencil crayons. But these families have skeletons in their closet. Ms Strachan was able to really delve deep into the family dynamics and didn’t let you dare look away when things got a bit rough. And boy, did they get rough. Some scenes in this book were so tense I had to stop reading because I felt so claustrophobic. All of these characters had secrets and a lot of them were broken and Ms Strachan plants you firmly in the midst of it. I really connected with all of these characters and I couldn’t make up my mind whether I wanted to cuddle them, scowl at them, ignore them or throttle them. All of the above, maybe. The only reason why I’m not giving this book all the praise is because I worked out both of the major plot twist pretty early on. I think if anyone knows their historical figures will be able to guess at some things. Ooooh, cryptic. Also, some of the story-lines/character’s situations were left unopened and I almost got the impression that the reader is just left to assume a lot of things. But given the clues/evidence/what-have-you we’d be given along the way and even the ‘big reveal’ at the end, there were still a lot of things that I was unsatisfied with. And one more thing (real spoiler guys.. skip if you have any intention of reading this book): (view spoiler)[I couldn’t commend Ms Strachan highly enough on how she dealt with mental illness, especially the town’s reactions to it. I felt considering the era and the small-town mentality, it was really realistic and never once sensationalised. However, I couldn’t help but feel that it was sometimes used as a fall-back excuse for a lot of the major things that happened in this book. Why does her mam hate Gwenni so much? Depression. Why did Gwenny’s mam cheat on her husband? Depression. Why did Ifan beat his wife? Depression. Why doesn’t Richard’s dad believe in God? Depression. To me anyway, it sometimes felt a bit… easy and I guess I wanted more of an explanation as to why these things happened. I understand that mental illness could and probably was a factor in all of those things, but that was the only explanation we seemed to be given. And I guess I just needed a bit more of a concrete one. (hide spoiler)] [Wow, OK… maybe I didn’t like this book as much as I thought I did. Maybe I was in a post-reading glow.] But apart from those bits, this book was glorious and I would wholly recommend it to young adults and real-life adults alike. Gratuitous Castle Picture. I never actually got a hold on which town Gwenni lived in but I know it has a castle and it’s across the water from Cricieth. Which also has a catle but it’s nothing in comparison to hers. “In my sleep I have to fly up and up and up to avoid the gatehouse and the Red Dragon on our castle before diving again to the sands and the sea.” ![]() But it’s still pretty impressive, no? This review is part of Wythnos Cymraeg || Welsh Week. Find out more!(less) | Notes are private!
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guilt·y [gil-tee] adjective 1.characterized by, connected with, or involving guilt: guilty intent. pleasure [plezh-er] noun 1.enjoyment or satisfaction de...more guilt·y [gil-tee] adjective 1.characterized by, connected with, or involving guilt: guilty intent. pleasure [plezh-er] noun 1.enjoyment or satisfaction derived from what is to one's liking; gratification; delight. Bloodfever [bluhd fee-ver] noun 1. see above. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mac, Quick question: (view spoiler)[Can you, as a Sidhe-Seer, actually have sex with a Fae because when you touch them surely they would freeze for a bit? It would be funny once but I think the novelty would wear off extremely quickly. I guess you’d have chance to do your nails while you wait for them to de-freeze… and get back to it... (hide spoiler)] But now we’re talking. You are definitely getting less annoying and I think…. I think we’re going to be best of friends soon. You see we have loads in common. We’re both 22. We both make play lists of ridiculous songs for our iPod but refuse to make apologies for them. We both manage to get ourselves into ridiculous situations in foreign cities. Alright yeah, you win on said ridiculous situations but a homeless man once growled in my face when I visited San Francisco…. which is pretty weird. Not Fae weird…. But still, weird. Anyway. You’re awesome. Lots of love, Jo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dearest Barrons, (view spoiler)[SEE! When you call the girl ‘Mac’ you get a snog! Everyone wins. Except Mac… because you just ended up punching her in the face. And, whatever you are does not excuse that. (hide spoiler)] I like it when you get jealous. It’s HOT. Yours sincerely, Jo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear V’ I have a month to spare. I’ll see if I can get a cheap flight to Faery. Although the only time I attempted to play volleyball resulted in a nosebleed. Maybe we could play boules? OR that Velcro tennis kind of thing that probably has a name but I don’t know what it is. Also, we need to get you kitted out in some kind of fae speedos because robes aren’t really beach attire, are they? Although I guess you have been living in Dublin and the sea is probably a bit nippy all year round. I’ll get back to you on that. Best wishes, Jo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Barrons vs V’ Barrons (view spoiler)[I thought Barrons would have this in the bag but just because a girl develops a taste for Rhino-corpse meat does not mean it is OK to punch her. Even if she’s flying high as a kite. Sure you gave her a smokin’ kiss which was extremely intriguing because of the wind and the desert and angst but….. eh. Not cool, Barrons. Not cool. (hide spoiler)] But your torso is covered in tattoos. Also, you still look like this. ![]() So again… ijowqlKAJSDHEUIW29OP;L.,,mmazxsdwjk1aa! V’ (view spoiler)[You were winning in this book until you went and ruined it. Let’s have a look. You didn’t try and rape our heroine in this book: Always a plus. You didn’t punch our heroine in the face: Again, a plus. You took her to a beach and let her see her sister: Lovely. You were a bit sneaky in keeping her for a month and you made Barrons get all sexyangry: Funny. But then you just let our heroine get stolen by a vampire and punched by a Also, you still look like this. ![]() The winner this round is kinda: V’ Score. Barrons: 1 V’ (less) | Notes are private!
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"Your name's made out of cloud, Holly."
Initial Final Page Thoughts. Ms Dowd’s books sure do play havoc on my body clock. 3am. 3AM! High Points. Holly. S...more "Your name's made out of cloud, Holly." Initial Final Page Thoughts. Ms Dowd’s books sure do play havoc on my body clock. 3am. 3AM! High Points. Holly. S♥lace. Blonde wigs. Thule. Fiona. Vegan truckers. Grace. Trim. Rosabel. Slim-slam glamour girls. Mogits. The Titanic. “Walking out into a night sky, thumb out and fag in hand”. Ferries. Wales. Curry and chips. Araf. The kind of days that pull you out to play. Nameless boys on motorbikes. Miracles. Scenic routes. Baby Guiness. Strawberry birthday cake. Girls who are strictly sunshine. Low Points. I read A Swift Pure Cry before this one and it broke my heart a smidgeon more. Heroine. It just shows how much I loved this girl that I could overlook her constant Jane Eyre-bashing. The usual rule is that if you bash Jane Eyre, I bash you. Or at least, you know, glare at you and bitch about you behind your back. I fight like a girl, you see. But there is always an exception to the rule and Holly Hogan is it. (If you would like a much more coherent and insightful description of Holly, let me please direct you to the wonderful Katya’s review because she does a much much better job than I could.) Vulnerable, fearless, strong, broken, resourceful, “left-over”; Holly is one of the most realistic and memorable YA heroines I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. Theme Tune. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics. I like it when books already have their own theme tune packaged and ready for me. Especially when they are as fantastic as this one. I travelled the world and the seven seas, Everybody’s looking for something. I never thought this song was particularly emotional before I read this book, but now I’m pretty sure I’ll never listen to it in the same way again. Sadness Scale. 9/10. Ms Dowd was the queen of bittersweet endings. She really was. After I finished this book I found myself just reading the last page over and over again, letting it sink in. I love how all the questions weren’t answered and I love how all the problems weren’t fixed. On the final page the characters are still struggling and they will probably continue to struggle long after the reader has moved onto their next book. But in amongst all the bleakness and sadness that occurs in this story, there is always hope in the background. Who knew a girl with an ash-blonde wig and bag made out of fake lizard skin could affect me so much? Also… I got genuinely distraught over the fate of a stuffed dog. Seriously, who am I?! Recommended For. People who are looking for a perfectly constructed and incredibly realistic contemporary YA novel. People who have ever wanted to become someone else, just for a day. People who don’t like it when someone spoils the ending of Titanic for them. Slim-slam girls. People who don’t trust vegans. People who want to travel the world and the seven seas- including the Irish one. People who would rather be a troll than a doll. Anyone who isn’t a mogit. People who will always take the scenic route. You can find this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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Review contains the slightest of slight spoilers... “Scattered and peculiar- some of us were sceptical and bitter- we were a people. And I was at the...more Review contains the slightest of slight spoilers... “Scattered and peculiar- some of us were sceptical and bitter- we were a people. And I was at the hub of this enormous wheel. I could bring us together. In a way, I already had.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. I liked it better than I thought I would, which says a lot for a fantasy-phobe like me. High Points. Seraphina. The world- It was beautifully constructed. Dragons. ORMA. Courts. Concerts. Parades. Emotions. Scales. Dreams. “Tending the garden” . Fruit bat. Mrs Fusspots. Gavotting. Intrigue. War. Gold. Trinkets. Secrets. Knights. Jongleurs. Memories. Low Points. See love interest. Also, there were huge chunks of the story where hardly anything happened. I found myself flicking back to see if I’d just missed a major battle scene or something. But I hadn’t. When things happened it was great but, unfortunately, these parts were few and far between. It’s clear that Ms Hartman is extremely skilled in world building and wow, what a world she built. It was so dense and intricate that you could imagine walking through the town. I just wish she had used some of those writing skills to add a bit more plot. Now, I’m not the biggest fantasy fan (I’ve never even got through LOTR films. I know, I know. Smite me down, fantasy fans!) and I don’t mind admitting that it’s probably because of a mix of not finding it interesting and not understanding it. I found Seraphina interesting and I probably understood most of it but I just really wanted more to happen. Heroine. Strong. Resourceful. Passionate. Loyal. Determined. Not whingey. I loved Seraphina, she’s my kind of heroine. Minor blips when boys are around but I can let her off in exchange for moisturising tips. Love Interest. My dislike for poor Lucian Kiggs is all my own fault. Because I’m silly and I kept calling him Lucian Griggs as if he was some kind of cousin that Jonah just never talked about. And then I was like… no, Jo, it’s Kiggs, Kiggs. So naturally I started calling him Lucian Giggs, like he was some kind of cousin that Ryan just never talked about. (Him being Ryan Giggs’ cousin would make more sense because Mr Giggs (not Kiggs) is Welsh and everyone knows that’s where 83% of the world’s population of dragons dwell.) But his name aside, I wasn’t sold with either him or Seraphina’s attraction to him. I didn’t think there would be a love story in this book so I was kind of put off by the fact that there was. I had gotten it into my mind that it was going to be all about Seraphina being brilliant on every page. I would have been quite happy for it to just have been left out or even better, developed more slowly so we had an idea why the two of them liked each other at all. I just didn’t believe in it. I’m sorry, I really tried, but I just couldn’t. As a fun note: You should have seen the other love interests Flann and I were inflicting on poor Seraphina throughout our readalong. Orma Oh mate, I loved this guy. Although I know he’d probably give me a cold look if I told him that or stab me in the side if I tried to hug him. But that’s fine, because that’s why I loved him. He was so hilarious and he came out with some absolutely stellar one liners (I highlighted them all but my favourite was “I’m attracting small children, shoo it away won’t you?”) and he’s the epitome of emotionally unavailable man. And who doesn’t love an emotionally unavailable man?! Bravo, Ms Hartman, for creating such a fantastic and interesting character. Now for your next trick: make him real. Theme Tune. My favourite part of this whole book was Seraphina’s struggle with her identity and how she was supposed to fit into a society where everyone thought she was a monster. I know that most people reading this book won’t know what it’s like to be a half-dragon and the emotions involved in that, but I truly feel a lot of people reading it will be able to relate to Seraphina’s battle to come to terms with herself and how to fit in when she was so different. Ms Hartman perfectly depicted these emotions in a raw and harrowing way that will undoubtedly have a lot of resonance with a lot of readers. So with the explanation out of the way, this song is for Seraphina. Rootless by Marina and the Diamonds. Sadness Scale. 7/10. As I mentioned in the Theme Tune section, Seraphina’s emotions and trying to fit into either world were extremely well-written and extremely affective. Also, quick mention because I’m tiptoeing around spoilers as I would a dragon’s lair, I loved every conversation between Seraphina and Orma. They made me so happy and ache with sadness at the same time. Did I mention I liked Orma? Do I need to write Part 2 of my love for Orma? …. No? Spoilsports. Recommended For. People who like epic fantasy books. People who appreciate brilliant world-building. People who like strong heroines. People who think that dragons are misunderstood. People who wonder whether Jonah Griggs has any cousins. People who love Orma. I received an advanced copy of this book from the publisher. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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"Reality had no gears, and you never knew what surprises would come spinning out its chaos."
Dear Alek, I know in my review for Behemoth I told you th...more "Reality had no gears, and you never knew what surprises would come spinning out its chaos." Dear Alek, I know in my review for Behemoth I told you that I was going to dedicate this final review to you and I would think of a theme tune for you. Well, I haven’t. I thought that, instead of writing a proper review that will help readers decide whether to read this book or not (you’d think this was a review site or something), I’d write you a letter. It’s not going to be a fancy one (or one with paragraphs set out correctly) but it will be a simple one. Now I love Deryn as much as the next person (she truly is spectacular) but I feel a lot of people look over you as a hero of this series. I guess heroes come in all shapes and sizes and sometimes they are even shorter than some girls. You are proof that you don’t have to have guns blazing (Although I find walking sticks to be just as useful) all the time to show how brave you are. For in your understated-ness (Shh, it’s a word) you are intelligent, strong, trustworthy, loyal and caring. And you are not a “waste of hydrogen”. I have a feeling you’ll have plenty of time to get your sea-legs in the future. Um… air-legs? What do you call them if your vessel is a flying whale? ….. Basically, I just wanted to say that I think you are one of the most underrated characters in YA literature. You can have your vampires, your werewolves, your angels, your ones with a destiny or the ones who survive fighting in arenas but I’m an Alek girl, through and through. Anyway I won’t keep you because I know you and a certain Mr Sharp have better things to do. Lots of love, Jo. PS. I’m not sure how often you see Mr Westerfeld but if you do get chance to catch up, will you please thank him for writing such an exciting and beautiful ending to one of the most innovative, original, sweetest and completely-head-over-heels-in-love-and-best-friends-and-ohmygod-it’s-so-lovely-and-butterflies-in-my-tummy romantic series of YA books that will always have a special place on my bookshelf. And also, Mr Thompson- tell him that that final picture almost slayed me. And the picture of the loris with the moustache is probably my favourite thing in the entire world. PPS. Hey, remember when I said that I loved to collect wonderful dedications from books? This one takes the biscuit:
♥ And I really, really love biscuits. (view spoiler)[And secret snogs on air ships. (hide spoiler)] You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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Please Note: This review will contain mild spoilers for Leviathan so if you know want to know zilch avert your eyes please. “Do I look like a ninny?”...more Please Note: This review will contain mild spoilers for Leviathan so if you know want to know zilch avert your eyes please. “Do I look like a ninny?” she asked Alek. “You do indeed, Mr Sharp.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. I’m not supposed to be buying any more books until after Christmas... *bites nails* but this series is just too good. It would be a crime not to buy the final book, wouldn’t it? WOULDN’T IT?! High Points. Ninnies. Dummkopfs. Mr Sharp. Beasties. Bovril. Lilit. Low Points. There were a few points in this story that I got a bit lost with what was actually happening. This has absolutely nothing to do with Mr Westerfeld’s writing…. just my small brain. All the plotting and the attacking and the whatnot….some of it went over my head. But I still enjoyed it immensely. Hero. OK, Alek. I’m going to spend some more time with you because I’ve been feeling guilty about overlooking you in my Leviathan review. You are so sweet and so goodhearted and so loyal and so sensitive and so completely oblivious So sweet and goodhearted and so completely oblivious to everything ever. But that’s what I love about you. You’re so sensitive and honest and true and I love that even though you’re jealous of It would be at this point where I’d be a bit nervous about what will happen when…. Y’know… you find out about Mr Sharp, but I’m not. Because I think (pleasepleaseplease) that you’ll handle it like you have handled everything else: with tact, intelligence and by just being a little sweetheart that I just want to cuddle. Heroine. I think I’ve said everything that I want to say about Deryn in my Leviathan review and my love for this lady has not changed one squick. If anything my love has been multiplied from this book. I would pay infinite amounts of money for Mr Westerfeld, Mr Ness and Mr Pullman to meet up and put their brilliant brains together and write a series of stories where Deryn, Viola and Lyra go on adventures across the world. I swear if that ever happened I would be the happiest girl in the world. Every now and again they could give Alek, Todd and Will a chapter where they just sit and talk about how fantastic their better halves are. You know… crack a few jokes or something. Can you imagine how much fun Pan and Bovril would have together, too?! And um… Manchee, too. Lilit. This girl needs a medal and a high-five for creating the only YA love triangle that didn’t make me want to lunge wildly at people screaming “HOW MANY NORMAL TEENAGERS ARE INVOLVED IN A LOVE TRIANGLE ON A DAY-TO-DAY BASIS?!!!??!?!?” Lilit was ace. And if I didn’t love Alek so much I would be quite happy with that development. ;-) Theme Tune. Considering I’ve been listening to Christmas songs non-stop over the past few days… I haven’t really come up with a suitable song for this. So I’ll choose Big Girls Don't Cry by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. For Deryn. I know, I know Leviathan’s song was for her too. I’ll try and pick one for Alek in my Goliath review. Sadness Scale. 6/10. I swear if Alek doesn’t react in the way I hope he’s going to act in the next book I’m gonna throw him to Tazza. Or at least lock him in a room with Volger so he can get glared at disapprovingly until he sees sense. Recommended For. People who love continued brilliance in a YA series. People who turn “dead girly” when they think of Austro-Hungarian princes. People who think their library system is complicated. People who hate it when fabricated animals tell your secrets to people. People who feel that the word “ninny” just isn’t strong enough sometimes. Girls who refuse to let some stuck-up prince outlast them in holding their position in fencing training. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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"A missing piece can be very bad for the puzzle, whether in the natural world, or politics, or here in the belly of an airship."
Initial Final Page T...more "A missing piece can be very bad for the puzzle, whether in the natural world, or politics, or here in the belly of an airship." Initial Final Page Thoughts. That’s what I want to know, Alek. That’s what I want to know. High Points. Deryn. Alek. This world… wooow, why doesn’t it exist yet?! Huxleys. Darwinists. Clankers. Flying wales. Cow farts. Trinkets&Diddies. Messenger lizards. Science. Nature. Snowshoes. Tazza. Dr Barlow. Frostbitten bums. Odd kind of tingling. The prospect of sequels… Low Points. I think I’ll appreciate this book all the more when I look back on it after reading the others… which may or may not be zooming down the motorway to my house as I type. This isn’t a gripe directed solely at Mr Westerfeld… more like everyone who has ever written a story where a girl dresses up as a boy and no one notices. Yes, that’s right. It’s also directed at YOU director of Shakespeare in Love and that film where Channing Tatum takes his top off a lot and there’s football… sorry, soccer, involved! She’s the Man. Basically this rant is aimed at Shakespeare. *shakes first* Sure, I could get over it if the girl in question was like… a baby. People would notice a sixteen year old girl (who looks extremely pretty in the illustrations, I need to add!) was gallivanting around a whale! Even if her diddies are on the small side. The whole idea of people changing one thing about themselves and all of the sudden are unrecognisable is a serious pet peeve of mine (I But you know what?! I don’t care because Deryn is brilliant and if anyone could fool a ship full of silly boys she could! Hero. Oh Alek, I think you’re going to end up getting overshadowed in this review which is completely unfair because you are brilliant too. But… well… Derynissocool……*whines* Sorry, Alek. I’m back with you, promise. You have all this ridiculous stuff happening around you and you still have the time to be a Grade A sweetheart? I applaud you because if I was an Austro-Hungarian prince I would be whinging like nobody’s business. I loved how he was innocent and naïve I’m really excited to see where Alek’s learning curve takes him. Also, the banter between him and Deryn was hilarious.
And I can’t wait to see what happens when what I think will happen happens! YES YES YES. I’ve only read one book but already Deryn is one of my favourite female heroines. She can fashion a zipwire while dangling under a squid-thing! I’m going to start adding that to my necessary friend requirements. And this is the point where I would get slightly nervous because I always fall in love with fantastic heroines in the first book of a series and then get my heart dashed as it goes on (Looking at you, Katniss!)… but I have no doubt that Deryn and I are for keeps. *fingers crossed* And OH, I caught you with your tingling feelings after a certain prince hugged you. Don’t think I didn’t see that! Just because you’re a soldier doesn’t mean you can’t twist your skirts every now and again… or um, you know… your uniformed pants. Again, I can’t wait to see what happens when what I think will happen happens ! Illustrations. When the wonderful Catie recommended this book to me to be part of my Illustrated Book Week I was sceptical because it didn’t look like the kind of book that should be illustrated. I mean it wasn’t about magic or fairy tales or monsters. It was about alternative war and machines and.... boy stuff. But, boy am I glad it was illustrated?! I think they are particularly important because they are so detailed and perfectly capture Westfeld’s fantastical world. They almost looked like they had been produced with the smog and grime and grease from one of the Clanker's machines. What I loved was that even though they were highly detailed and intricate, they also managed to maintain their cartoon-ness (Is there a word for that?). I loved the pictures with the characters on them the most because Mr Thompson got their facial expressions perfectly. Also, the fact that Deryn is taller than Alek was brilliant! Theme Tune. I couldn’t find any song that really went with giant whale airships and clanking. So I’m* going to choose a song for my girl, Deryn. Just a Girl by No Doubt. *Well, I say I’m- fellow music lover Catie chose this one because I was too busy buying the next two books. Sadness Scale. 3/10. Almost zilch but I think Alek’s story (if you know your…um, alternate history you’ll know what I mean) was really sad. Poor little pup. And also, while I’m thinking about it, Deryn’s story is sad as well. But she doesn’t tend to dwell… I hope we’ll get to find out more about these and their feelings as the series goes on. Recommended For. People who are looking for a fast-paced, high-action book with great characters and fantastic potential for the rest of the books. People who live in places where they can’t get mobile reception but have an abundance of lizards who seem to listen to your conversations! People who think that the smell of fish and cow farts always lead to adventure. People who would look great in a bowler hat. People who actually use the words “boffin” and “ninny” in everyday conversations (I actually do, you know, when I’m not swearing like a lorry driver.) People who always take medicine when they go on their glacial hikes. Boys who couldn’t recognise a girl if she cut her hair short and wore pants. People who are suspicious of eggs. People who can’t wait to see what happens when what they think will happen happens. You can read this review and other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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"…I think it isn’t enough to survive for the sake of surviving…. Surviving should mean something like it means something to them. And if it doesn’t- I...more "…I think it isn’t enough to survive for the sake of surviving…. Surviving should mean something like it means something to them. And if it doesn’t- If it doesn’t." An Exchange of E-Mails between a friend and I. [Censored for spoilery badtimes] Last night. 10.49 pm. OMG THIS BOOK. THIS IS A BOOK THAT NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS. [blank] and then [blank] and omg [blank] !!! OMG CATIE. WHAT.... WHAT.... *head implodes* 11.06pm. [A reply from Catie, aka, President of Courtney Summers' Fan Club.] THIS BOOK. The title just kept passing through my head - THIS IS NOT A TEST. Too [blank]ing right it's not! She really pulled out all the stops I think. Her best. 11:20 pm. CATIE. A chav just threw a snowball at my window and I swear I literally just died for a split second. 11.31 pm. OMG WHEN HE [blank]. OMG I can’t even deal with this book now. I’ve actually had to stop reading for the night to calm down. Blarrgh. Next day. 11.45 am [Shh, I had a lie in. It was Sunday!] I hope [blank] doesn’t turn into a baddie. Or a zombie. Or a zombaddie. 11.48 am. A [blank]?!?! OH COME ON *gnaws off hand* 11.55 am. [At this point punctuation, never a strong point of mine, failed me completely.] the [blank] ??? !!!! omg what is with courtney summers she is an evil evil GENIUS woman 12.08pm. IS [blank] GOING TO BE A [blank]?!?! Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. UNLESS [blank] and then they [blank] and then omg [blank] and [blank]. no… still don’t tell me. 12.22pm. OMFG. Are you kidding me?! ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME?! 12.37pm [When I reached the end. Censored for my language because I could make a sailor blush with my muck mouth.] Holy [blank]-a-doodle-do. The above should give you an insight on what this review is going to be like. Manic? Possibly. Gushing? Probably. Incoherent? Pffft… you know me too well. ;-) Let’s just call it passionate, shall we? The above should also give you an insight on how brilliant it is to get an e-mail off me. High Points. In a perfect world. Survivors. Lockers. Notes. Sisters. Family. Pressure. “drenched in someone else’s life.” Book bags. Broken. Tina T. ”Thud.”. Saying good-bye. Safety in numbers. Bait. What comes next? Low Points. Trace and Grace…. Really? Are any parents that cruel?! Heroine. Sloane… crimeny. “I’m lying because I’m the only one that can say the things I need to hear.” Ms Summers sure knows how to create a broken heroine, doesn’t she? “I’m just waiting for the rest of me to catch up.” Gah. Supporting Cast. OMG [blank] AND WHEN THEY WERE IN THE [blank] and OMG [blank] OMG WHY DID [blank] JUST DO THAT?!?!?! Guh. The interactions between these characters in that last part? Literally made my mind implode. LITERALLY. .... OK, maybe not literally. Theme Tune. Seeing as I was still jibbering at the end of this book, I asked Catie to help me pick out a song for this book. I needed one bleak and horrifying and poignant and remarkably human. How to Disappear Completely- Radiohead. Strobe lights and broken speakers Fireworks and hurricanes I’m not here. This isn’t happening I’m not here. I’m not here. *shivers* I made two cups of tea while I was reading this book and both of them went cold. The moral of this story? Drink juice when reading Ms Summers. Or, like, a milkshake or something. You know that bit in a horror film when you see a shadow flick across the screen behind the doe-eyed heroine? And there’s the feeling in your stomach where you know terrible things are going to happen but you just don’t know when? Ms Summers has turned that feeling into a book and that book is called ‘This is Not a Test’. I think people who go into this book expecting it to be a zombook (“Braaaaains”) will be incredibly disappointed. Because, to me, this isn’t a zombie book. This book is a snapshot into suffering and despair and humanity and it’s one that’s blown up to such high-definition that it’s difficult to stomach because it’s honest and it’s brutal and it’s real and it’s so intense in its depiction of unbearable human emotions that you just want to gnaw on a pillow and curl up in the foetal position. Also, there are zombies. Zombies that eat braaaaaains. Recommended For. People who are ready to join the land of the living. People who are compelled to chase their nightmares. People who wonder what astronauts do when a zombie outbreak breaks…out. People who wonder what celebrities do in a zombie outbreak (Seriously Courtney Summers, get out of my mind! I always think of stuff like that!). People who wonder whether the zombies are the ones they should be worried about. People who could wield a crowbar without hitting themselves in the face with it. People who would stay on the side of zombie-infested side of the fence with me when they realise there is no chance in hell I’m going to be able to get over that because my upper body strength is non-existent. I mean we could try and find a loose slat or something but I might as well apologise to you now in the off-chance we find ourselves in that situation. I received an advanced copy from the publishers. You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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Oh my god. Honest to goodness spoiler lies within. (view spoiler)["Unable to guess the answer, she asked, "Who am I, that you should love me?" "You are M...more Oh my god. Honest to goodness spoiler lies within. (view spoiler)["Unable to guess the answer, she asked, "Who am I, that you should love me?" "You are My Queen," said Eugenides. She sat perfectly still, looking at him without moving as his words dropped like water into dry earth. "Do you believe me?" he asked. "Yes," she answered. "Do you love me?" "Yes." "I love you." And she believed him. (hide spoiler)] And if that isn't the most perfect, gut-wrenching way to finish a book, I don't know what is. I'm not sure if I can even write a review for this book. (less) | Notes are private!
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This poem does not contain spoilers for Quintana HOWEVER if you haven't read Froi of the Exiles, be off with you. Shoo. Finnikin of the Rock. Froi of th...more This poem does not contain spoilers for Quintana HOWEVER if you haven't read Froi of the Exiles, be off with you. Shoo. Finnikin of the Rock. Froi of the Exiles. Here she is. Crazy as ever… You may think that it would be difficult to get behind A heroine who snarls at people, keeping them at arm’s length. But, for me at least, Quintana will always be my ultimate heroine, As she’s a girl who survives because of her resilience and strength. And I want her to be my life coach, my best friend, Because I can’t imagine a life without her savage little stare. (I also feel it’s of the utmost importance that a girl from Manchester knows how to kill, gut and skin a hare.) I adored how we, with the help of first person account, Are allowed to creep inside the madness of our girl Q. We get to see what makes her heart beat (or maybe...who makes it beat.) And it’s easy to see there is a little Quintana in both me and in you. But I guess this leads me to the only quibble that I have with this book. Gasp. I know! Sacrilege. But…. OK, it’s the name. Because this book may be about our crazy queen. But there were other stories and I loved them all the same. This is the story of Phaedra and the girls in the valley. And it’s about the Charynites who fought for peace. It’s about a woman full of anger and a bitter man, and the one they both adore. And Luci-en; possibly the only guy who could look hot in a fleece. And it’s about the “ginger king” and his beloved queen, Who made me hate them one minute but love them the next. The couple who started it all and hold everyone together. With a love so fierce and pure and mind-blowingly complex. And let’s not forget about the powerful white witch Who keeps a warrior as her lover, the one with the scar. And “our boy”, my favourite, with the story like no other, He grew up to be pretty much everything, not at all “Dafar”. This book isn’t about just one girl and what she does, It’s about hundreds of voices, greater than the sum of their parts. And it’s that that makes MM the queen of writing about families, Friends, lovers and enemies and the connections of their hearts. Q of C is about journeys, both of the physical and mental. It’s about not giving up for the one you love, no matter how much you’ve bled. It’s about connections, circumstances and trusting those you never did. OH and it also has girls telling the boys exactly how they want to be treated in the marital bed. I was genuinely concerned that crafty Double M Would end this series in a way that would make it difficult for me to cope. And while I do not want to spoil this book for you… I can divulge that there’s an ending full of “Hope. Hope. Hope.” Words or pitiful rhyme cannot express how much I adore this Series and the characters that live within these pages. And I have a horrible feeling that if I want to read something That will affect me like this series has, I will be waiting ages. Why do I always feel like this after I finish fantasy books? The ones that speak to me the most, that make me cry and smile. It’s because, I think, that they’re the books that let me Escape from reality… if only for a little while. I am distraught that it’s over but I know I will revisit Skuldenore And catch up with Because all I have to do is visit my bookshelf, and once again I’ll be back with them. And that’s me looking on that wonderful, wonderful wondrous side.
I received a copy of this book from the author. No more Jo-etry for a while now, Brownie promise. ;) You can read this review and lots of other exciting things on my blog, Wear the Old Coat.(less) | Notes are private!
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There are slight spoilers hovering around in this review… I’m going to try and not spoil it outright but if you don’t want to know anything about it…...more
There are slight spoilers hovering around in this review… I’m going to try and not spoil it outright but if you don’t want to know anything about it… here’s the short version: read it read it read it. “Together always. Free… And their lives ahead of them, around them, spilling from them as they screamed Whoooooooooo like three demented owls. What joy it was to be, what joy.” Initial Final Page Thoughts. Breath taken and hairs on the back of my neck standing up… wowowow. This book was spectacular. High Points. Shell. Father Rose. Trix. Jimmy. Caves. Rhymes. Altar boys who think unholy thoughts. Buckets and spades. Doing a Mary Magdalene. Ireland. Jezebel. See Shells. Piers. Mirrors. Faith. Spirituality. Bras. Hope. Ferris Wheels. “The dreams and laughs and tears. The here-and-nows and the here-afters.” Low Points. I honestly can’t think of one that won’t sound lame like “It wasn’t long enough”. So… I’m passing on this one. ….. But it wasn’t long enough. I wanted to know what happened after… what happened to Shell, what happened to Father Rose, what happened to Trix and what happened to Jimmy…. *sulks* Heroine. Oh Shell, my heart is bleeding for you. But you’re the kind of heroine who wouldn’t want my sympathy… so I’m sorry, but I can’t help it. I was emotionally invested in your story, your narration, your circumstances. And I still am. If it helps you also have my utmost respect because you are one of the strongest heroines I’ve ever read. Shell’s narration often had me stopping and reading over the paragraphs again because they were so beautiful.
Shell’s narration is so breathless and passionate and so full of feeling, it was impossible to look away. There was one scene… in a cave… with the boy… that was possibly the most compelling sex scenes I’ve read in YA fiction. Not a “deflowering” in sight either… Hurrraaaah. Ms Dowd’s portrayal of Shell’s battle with her faith, after everything she’s been through, was so compelling. But what I loved most about this book was after I finished it, I still had no idea where Ms Dowd stood on religion. I think with books with ‘controversial’ subjects, it is so easy for authors to inject their own beliefs and write a story that is basically a vehicle to bully them on to their readers. But this never happened. Shell was so resilient and even though she would have had my full support if she wanted to crawl under the duvet and weep into her pillow, she never did. She stands alone throughout most of this book but, even when everyone turns their back on her, she remains true to herself. And, throughout it all, she still has time to raise her brother and her sister without a second thought. I think Shell and I are going to be friends for a while. Father Rose. “Coolbar isn’t ready for a gum-chewing priest.” Maybe not, but I definitely was. Lovedlovedloved this man. And his car, Jezebel. And I loved his ending. “Isn’t the world a mad fandango?” Here be minor spoilers. OK, I know, I knowww. I’m not supposed to like Declan after everything he did and after everything he didn’t. But I so so so did. Yes, he’s a bad boy but not a cliché bad boy who dwell in dark classrooms of YA books that stare and leer and brood from the side lines. He’s actually a boy. A realistic boy that you can imagine sitting at the back of the bus, scrawling crude graffiti on the back of the seat, grabbing at you, making suggestive comments to you when you walk by, who wonders what kind of bra the Virgin Mary would wear and calls going to have a quick shufty in a field “Doing a Mary Magdalene”. I think Shell understood this too.
See? If Shell still likes him… how can I hate him? I don’t think Ms Dowd would have wanted me to, anyway. I bet she had a lot of fun with Declan. I know I know. He made some bad decisions. But they were realistic decisions and he wasn’t to know and I like to think that if he had known, he would have made different ones. I think he really did care for Shell… and, not because he had to like Trix and Jimmy did. But because of her.
Ohh. Theme Tune. After the Storm by Mumford & Sons. And there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears. And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears. Get over your hill and see what you find there, With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair. I don’t know what it is about Mumford and Sons but they always seem to find the words to emotions when I can't. The more I listen to this song, the more I realise how perfect it is for this book and mirrors the journey that Shell goes on and how she comes out of it all stronger and braver. Sadness Scale. 10/10. I don’t usually cry at books and this one was no exception… probably because my body felt so numb and my mind was so fixated on Shell’s story that I forgot how to cry. When you find out what this book is about, whether it’s from reading the book or reading a review or whatever, you will no doubt roll your eyes and think “Oh god, not one of those stories”. Believe me, I did it too. Ms Dowd created a novel that is equal parts harrowing and beautiful. It’s a story that is told without judgement or an agenda or melodrama. Even though this book is awfully sad and one that will stick with me for a long time, what I loved most about it was the hopefulness at the end. No, it wasn’t a happy ending as such. The characters are still shrouded in uncertainty and there are still problems and Ms Dowd doesn’t insult the intelligence of her readers by suggesting everything is going to be fine. But she leaves us with such hope and positivity and joy that there is a chance, even if it is small, that they will all make it through. And I think they will. Recommended For. Everyone. People who want a realistic novel that focuses on the heroine and her strengths rather than how she acts around a boy. People who wonder if the altar boys are always thinking holy thoughts. People who like to pick up stones for no reason. People who like make up rhymes. People who think a smooth stretch of sand on the beach is for jumping on and messing up. People who aren’t top of their class but who are in a class of their own. You can read this review and other exciting things on my blog here.(less) | Notes are private!
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"In imagination she sailed over storied seas that wash the distant shining shores of "faery lands forlorn," where lost Atlantis and Elysium lie, with...more
"In imagination she sailed over storied seas that wash the distant shining shores of "faery lands forlorn," where lost Atlantis and Elysium lie, with the evening star for pilor, to the land of Hearts Desire. And she was richer in those dreams than in realities; for things seen pass away, but the things that are unseen are eternal."
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