Elders warned children to stay inside at night, away from the mysterious, bear-sized creature with razor claws and cutthroat quills r
Elders warned children to stay inside at night, away from the mysterious, bear-sized creature with razor claws and cutthroat quills running down its back. An evil creature, gray of skin, who steals livestock, and women, and does unspeakable things to both.
Sigh. Why had she agreed to come again? Oh yeah: to help Misha track down the evil Chupacabra. Sigh.
“The chupas aren’t human, and they aren’t animals either. My best guess is that they were dropped here by some alien race. They seem to be immortal, though they don’t really talk about that. What they do tell me is that there aren’t any females, yet they have these raging sex drives.” Adam paused, and smiled. “And what they ask, in exchange for saving your lives, is this.” He stopped again, and looked at Misha, then Miguel, then to the others. “They want to have sex with all of you.”
I can't seem to get myself to hate Hugh. He's a psycho. He's fucked up in the head. He keeps on hurting Kate. He keeps on beating Curran up. He's killI can't seem to get myself to hate Hugh. He's a psycho. He's fucked up in the head. He keeps on hurting Kate. He keeps on beating Curran up. He's killing everyone. Yet I get giddy every time he makes an appearance.
I need to get my shit together and hate the bastard.
Mild spoilers, which are conveniently hidden in spoiler tags, ahead.
This was a bumpy ride. A ridiculously fun yet painful ride. Let me start by sayinMild spoilers, which are conveniently hidden in spoiler tags, ahead.
This was a bumpy ride. A ridiculously fun yet painful ride. Let me start by saying that I’m pretty much crazy about Ilona Andrews’ books. Kate Daniels is between my most favorite series ever. I’m not exaggerating, it really is. I’ve been waiting for this book, like all of you guys, I’m sure, for about a year. Some of my Goodreads friends got the ARC a month before the release. I hated them. Still kind of do. I’ve been avoiding Goodreads in order not to get Magic Rises spoiled in any way. Yep, I’m that paranoid.
Anyways, as much as I love the author and the characters, I can’t help but feel that there is something wrong with Magic Rises. Now don’t get me wrong, I loved it but there were some things that bothered me, and I couldn’t ignore them as much as I tried. I’m not going to say much about the positive things because they’re the typical thing you would expect from a Kate Daniels book. All the awesomeness is there, all most of the cool characters are there. A relatively new villain, Hugh, who is pretty badass. For some crazy reason I really loved him. And we get more of Kate and Curran. What more do you want?
Well, call me an asshole but I wanted more, especially from the first half of the book. Because I will get into mild spoilers, I’ll mark the next part in a spoiler tag.
(view spoiler)[I really was happy to hear that Magic Rises will take place on another country/continent. I love Atlanta, and after this book I can say that I kind of miss it already, but the thought of exploring the universe Ilona Andrews has created, getting to see a totally different environment and culture, meeting the other packs and god knows what other monstrous creatures made me all giddy. The possibilities are endless! I remember seeing a post on Ilona Andrews’ blog about Georgia. You can view it here. Sadly, the first video has been removed. That’s the video I wanted you guys to watch. The rest of them are some traditional dances, pretty cool stuff, you can watch them if you wish. Lucky for you, I found it on another channel. Here it is. WATCH!
Oh yes. WANT.
Now, since you guys have a small idea of what I wanted, I can start my rant. I feel like most of the first half of the book was boring. The sea crossing part was kind of fun, as much fun as one could have on a ship. Weredolphins?
The part in the Georgian castle, not so much. Most of the first part of Kate’s trip was spent indoors. The focus was on the newly introduced characters (which were douchebags), pack politics (boring) and awkwardness between Kate and Curran (y u do this??). I could get over the douchebags and boring politics, but the problems between Kate and Curran not so much.
The cynical part of me believes that the drama between Kate and Curran is added only to keep readers from getting bored of their relationship. To make things more interesting. And I’m ok with that. I really am. What bothered me was the way in which this was done. Ok, I can’t help myself so get ready for some spoilception. Major spoilers – do not click unless you’ve already read the book.
(view spoiler)[ I knew that Curran had something planned. I knew he couldn’t just throw the relationship out the window just like that. Lorelei is a fucking asshat who clearly wants something more than his hot bod spread on a platter, and Curran is too smart not to see this. I also knew that he’s keeping it from Kate. I had a good idea why he’s doing this, and in the end the story proved me right. But I don’t like this type of drama. It’s simply not my thing. I don’t like the stress and the insecurity that Kate went through, I feel like it made the rest of the story lose its quality. I also felt sad that Kate got so insecure about Curran’s love. I’m kind of disappointed in her, to tell you the truth.
And again, why all the drama? Kate Daniels, as a series, is too good for these immature scenes. I would have taken this better if it was done in a funny way, say like Andrea and Raphael’s fight, when he brought his mindless model and presented her as his fiancée in front of Andrea. It was funny. Cheap, but funny. The Lorelei affair, not so much. (hide spoiler)]
That’s one thing. The other thing is the predictability. The moment they announced the characters that were going on the trip, I knew what’s going to happen to them. Is it just me? Didn’t you guys feel it? I have no idea. Spoilception! Major spoilers. Again.
(view spoiler)[ I am very sensitive to authors killing their characters. It’s not that it gets me sad, it rarely does. Insensitive is my middle name. It’s the reason why they do it. Take J. K. Rowling, for instance. She kept on killing character after character. I felt bad for Sirius Black, since he was the first character, whom I loved, to die. Then she kept on killing and killing and I didn’t get the reason why. I felt like she just wants to force out feelings from her readers, since her story isn’t enough. I don’t feel like the deaths were necessary, and I don’t think they’re even justified. I need authors to properly justify why they chose to kill their characters, not to do it only for tearjerking reasons.
I knew since the beginning that something is going to happen to Doolittle. It was too obvious. I was expecting something more drastic, though. The invalid part was pretty superhero-esque. Very Barbara Gordon. And it matches the story. I’m cool with that. Aunt B, on the other hand, doesn’t. I was torn between Aunt B and Mahon for the tearjerker death of the century. I thought it will be Mahon at first because he’s a dick and I wanted him to die. He still paid the price, and proved to be an ok guy towards the end of the book. But Aunt B… She had to be the martyr of the story. Yeah, no. Just no. I don’t see her death as a necessity. This partially ruined the experience for me. I felt more touched when Christopher offered to make more panacea just to stop Kate from crying. It made me get all teary eyed. It was such a wonderful scene. (hide spoiler)](hide spoiler)]
That’s about it with the complaints. I can’t really think of anything else that bothered me much. The book also had a very sweet ending; I was really touched by it. And again, can’t wait to read the next one. I heard rumors that Roland will make an appearance in it. The excitement, it burns!
1st read: 30th Jul - 2nd Aug 2013 2nd read: 1st - 3rd Oct 2014
:imagines Kate saying "My sword is bigger than yours":
Magic Bleeds was such a damn fun ride! Kate is as awesome as ever, the gang’s all there plotting and.. existing? Grendel stole my heart!!! And Curran is the biggest asshole you can ever see on the face of the planet.
An asshole in the best of ways, yes.
Why am I calling the poor sweetheart dude an asshole? First of all because he’s been one since book one, and second of all because we get to see Kate and Curran (view spoiler)[hook up (hide spoiler)].
Yes, I wish I was in Kate’s shoes right now.
Oooooh that was wonderful! And the cool thing is that most of the book goes around this little secret I’ve just shared. So if you’re a fan of Kate and Curran move your fat ass to the nearest library (or check your fave ebook seller like all the cool kids) and get the book.
This, my dear, has been another thrilling book from the Kate Daniels series. As I was expecting, it kicked ass. I loved every jiffy of it and, as it aThis, my dear, has been another thrilling book from the Kate Daniels series. As I was expecting, it kicked ass. I loved every jiffy of it and, as it always happens with the books I love, I have no idea what to write in my review. Everything I type ends up retarded, boring, daft and not good enough to show the size of the awesomeness that is Magic Strikes. So I will keep it simple as a chicken’s rear end.
But I’ll be a bit serious now. It’s the little things that make me love this series. Raphael’s gift for Andrea, discovering Kate’s heritage, the dialogues, the jokes, the emotional moments, the times when I feel like crying, the times when I feel joy, the times when I want to read more but the clock says 4 AM and I have to go sleep but I can’t because I want to find out more!!
Five reasons why owning a Beast Lord would kick ass
1. Getting dinner has never been this easy. I always have a hard time finding a good place to orderFive reasons why owning a Beast Lord would kick ass
1. Getting dinner has never been this easy. I always have a hard time finding a good place to order my food from. Order, yes, since I’m too lazy to go out sometimes. Having a Beast Lord with me could save the day. Think of eating some yum roast whenever you want. You just say “Hey Curran, don’t you feel like eating some rabbit?” and he just goes and gets it for you. Freshest rabbit out there and it’s all yours.
Nah, I kid the rabbit catching thing. I could never eat rabbits, they’re too cute. I’m actually talking about that awesome restaurant that’s at the end of the city and doesn’t deliver to my street because I’m too far away. The lazy bastards! So I can just send my Beast Lord to fetch it for me since he needs a stretch of legs. Fastest delivery ever!
2. Lose weight like a boss. Sometimes all that chocolate I eat goes all the way to my ass. My husband might like it but I still like to fit in my favourite pair of jeans! Here’s where my Beast Lord comes in for the rescue. Beast Lords need to eat a lot. And I mean A LOT. Since I can’t afford to pay so much for food I’ll simply give him half of what I’m eating. And what do you know? I’ll probably be underweight in less than a week. What fun!
3. Redecorate your house every month. With all that running around it’s inevitable not to get casualties.
Curran: “Look! Squirrel!” – there goes my new lamp
Curran: “Look! Ball!”- there goes my new couch
Curran: “AAAAAA! Vacuum!”- there goes my living room
4. Be the most fashionable girl out there. Did you know that Beast Lords have the best sense of fashion? Yes they do! And since they’re such sweethearts they share everything they know with their owners.
I always have a hard time finding what to wear when I go out. I keep staring at my closet and no ideas pop in my mind. Curran just jumps into my room and chooses my clothes. And what do you know? Everyone compliments me, everyone is jealous.
Yes it’s totally because I’m gorgeous and not because of the growling Beast Lord that’s standing behind me.
5. Smile like there’s no tomorrow. The last and best, in my humble opinion, reason of all. Carnage! Since I hate almost everyone around me, I tend to get upset a lot. Why? Simple question. Because most of the people I know are idiots. So here I am doing my thing (aka: plotting world domination) when my dear Beast Lord brings me a gift: a severed head. And what do you know? It belongs to the chick who bought the last Nutella I wanted today at the supermarket!
I get bloody when it comes to my Nutella.
1st read -> 6th Feb 2012 - 10th Feb 2012 2nd read -> 15th Jun 2013 - 17th Jun 2013 3rd read -> 11th - 12th Sep 2014...more