I fucking deserved it. I should have stopped at book 2 knowing what a fucked up love triangle this is. I knew it will be bad. I knew it will lead to sI fucking deserved it. I should have stopped at book 2 knowing what a fucked up love triangle this is. I knew it will be bad. I knew it will lead to shit. I did not imagine the shit will be this bad. I really didn't.
This book got me genuinely angry. But the end I was cursing and pulling my hair. Nope. Do not agree with what happened. Do not agree with the decisions. Do not agree with the focus being switched on the fucking comparisons between the guys instead of the story. Which was pretty cool, btw. But really. Evie, you twat. Burn in hell. Jack, burn in hell as well. Death, fuck you too. A little less, cuz you're kind of cool, but you're in this book so you should fuck off as well.
Angry. Frustrated. Piece of shit book. Piece of shit series. Will not touch the next ones. I care about my sanity more than I care about Evie's "story"....more
So this was supposed to be funny. Funny and educative at the same time. The pink puke rimmed Cosmo meets SCIENCE! cover was a turnoff, but I still tooSo this was supposed to be funny. Funny and educative at the same time. The pink puke rimmed Cosmo meets SCIENCE! cover was a turnoff, but I still took the risk. Because SCIENCE! And funny! You know?
But nope. No funny. Meh Science. Do yourself a favor and avoid this one. It's a cringe-worthy POS.
Elders warned children to stay inside at night, away from the mysterious, bear-sized creature with razor claws and cutthroat quills r
Elders warned children to stay inside at night, away from the mysterious, bear-sized creature with razor claws and cutthroat quills running down its back. An evil creature, gray of skin, who steals livestock, and women, and does unspeakable things to both.
Sigh. Why had she agreed to come again? Oh yeah: to help Misha track down the evil Chupacabra. Sigh.
“The chupas aren’t human, and they aren’t animals either. My best guess is that they were dropped here by some alien race. They seem to be immortal, though they don’t really talk about that. What they do tell me is that there aren’t any females, yet they have these raging sex drives.” Adam paused, and smiled. “And what they ask, in exchange for saving your lives, is this.” He stopped again, and looked at Misha, then Miguel, then to the others. “They want to have sex with all of you.”
This was supposed to be a funny review. I was going to read the book, collect my funny quotes, and go wild with it. I couldn’t collect any quotes. I dThis was supposed to be a funny review. I was going to read the book, collect my funny quotes, and go wild with it. I couldn’t collect any quotes. I don’t have the necessary gifs. I am completely unprepared. Why? Because this book is pretty fucked up.
Let me give you a little warning. If you are looking for a silly erotica to make fun of, then walk away. If you want to experiment the new “monster porn” thing, then walk away. This is not for the faint-hearted. Things are pretty messed up.
Ok, no. Things are very messed up. Pun intended.
Virginia Wade is a special butterfly. She obviously doesn’t want to be one of the “typical” erotica authors, so she doesn’t allow herself any boundaries. The point is to shock and disgust. Or arouse, if you’re into that kinda thing.
Cum For Bigfoot, or Moan For Bigfoot, as they call it nowadays, is full of disgusting crap. The main characters are teenage girls, there’s dirty sex with an older guy (who happens to be the father of one of her guy friends – and a married man), kidnapping, forced sex, sex with an animal of sorts (that’s Bigfoot – not just an overly hairy dude, but an animal-like creature), huge penises with tips shaped like tennis balls (tmi, I know, but I went through it and so should you),
(Stfu! I know this is a baseball (ball?) but that's all I got!)
watergun-like sprays of cum,
group sex with the said animal and – dun dun duuuuun – a cliffhanger!
I don’t know if I should be happy or not about this, but I wasn’t as disgusted as you would think. I felt like Wade is trying too hard to shock and I ended up not feeling anything. I wanted it to be funny, I really did, but nope. Big nope. It was boring. Boring and kind of sad. I’m actually thinking of giving #2 a try. I want to see where all this is heading. I hear things about Bigfoot tribes and impregnation. I hope I won’t regret it.
Holla to my girls for reading this masterpiece with me! I hope your stomachs are feeling better....more
The creature that stood upright on the road in front of her was huge, nearly eight feet tall, and was c
It was a man…or a bear standing upright.
The creature that stood upright on the road in front of her was huge, nearly eight feet tall, and was covered from head to toe in mottled dark fur. He wore a sort of loincloth and carried a large sack in his left hand.
His face was humanoid and distinctly handsome. Although his features were heavy, with a dark, slashing brow line and thick, finely etched lips, it was his eyes that mesmerized Mel’s dazzled senses. They were huge, intelligent, humorous and knowing.
Although Mel’s conscious mind screamed in disbelief and denial, her emotional core understood that she had just been touched, probed…deeply, by something she had only ever read about in shock rags and books on mythology.
He looked like an especially large and hairy hippie.
They kissed and the drums, pipes and cacophony of the dancing sasquatches faded to a whisper. As far as Mel was concerned, she and Onio were the only people on the planet, and her inexperienced kiss held all of her heart’s passion in its innocence.
What happens when Mina doesn't know what her heart wants and a crazy Stalker is after Jaiden's life, and the only person who can save him is Mina?
Welcome to the world of Premenstrual syndrome!
Prepare to be eaten by the giant marshmallow girl!
Seriously. I’m not mean. The dude, Jaiden, actually says that she looks like a marshmallow.
Jaiden could not believe a girl who looked like a marshmallow could take him down with such little effort. He struggled to break free.
Now look at the cover. The girl on the cover looks actually pretty, anime or not. And she is not fat at all. On the contrary, she looks rather skinny. Now why would you make girls who have a body similar to this feel like they are flabby and marshmallow-like? Yes, I’m aware that I’m harsh but never underestimate the power of a low-self-esteemed teenage girl. They’ll starve themselves over any stupid shit.
Conclusion time! Don’t. Just don’t. I only read this because it was for free. I’m full of regrets. Let me take the hit for you. Please.