Cover Impressions: The cover doesn't stand out as much as I would like. It is simple and clean...more This review can also be found on Reading Between Classes
Cover Impressions: The cover doesn't stand out as much as I would like. It is simple and clean and I do like the gold crown and lettering on a blue background.
The Gist: As an orphan running the streets of Carchar, Sage has learned to depend on his quick wits and quicker mouth to survive. When he finds himself one of four boys bought by a wealthy nobleman with a dastardly plan to gain control of the throne, Sage must use every trick at his disposal to outmaneuver the other boys and convince the kingdom that he is fit to rule.
Review: The False Prince is the first book in The Ascendance Trilogy, and when I finished this book I was incredibly thankful that there are more to come while, at the same time, lamenting that I did not have the next installment NOW. This novel manages to invoke the same sense of intrigue and danger that Game of Thrones does, but presents it in a manner that is appropriate for a young audience. At the end I found myself warring contradicting emotions as half of me wanted to finish quickly so that I could find out what happens while the other half wanted to slow down a savor each word.
The voice of Sage, hooked me from the very first page. He is clever, witty and self-deprecating. He interjects a wonderful sense humor into the most serious of situations and is able to manipulate the other characters into playing along in his grand master plan. His antics left me laughing, shaking my head or asking "why can you not keep your mouth shut!" (and sometimes all three) in the most wonderful of ways. Sage is the type of character that is impossible not to root for and I truly feel that he will appeal to both male and female readers, a feat that seems difficult to accomplish in most YA novels.
The plot unfurls slowly but steadily, with secrets and betrayals around every corner. There was not a single moment when I was bored or wishing for more action. This is one of those books in which seemingly insignificant details will later be revealed as integral to the plot. I adore novels where all the puzzle pieces seem to fall into place, creating a finished piece that is full of detail and leaves the reader reflecting on all of the moments that brought us to this place.
The False Prince is easily the best book I have read this year and I am especially excited because this is a book that I can hand both my male and female students knowing that they will return begging for the next in the series. This is a wonderful addition to any classroom library, kid's bookshelf or adult's to-be-read pile.
Teaching/Parental Notes: Age: 12 and up Gender: Both - Boys will LOVE this book! Sex: None Violence: Shooting with an arrow, swordplay, stabbing Inappropriate Language: None Substance Abuse: None(less)
Cover Impressions: This cover is so beautifully intricate. It is not the type of cover t...more This and other reviews can be found on Reading Between Classes
Cover Impressions: This cover is so beautifully intricate. It is not the type of cover that jumps off the shelf but it is the type that encourages the reader to stop and study it. I am already intrigued to see the artwork for the next in the series.
The Gist: The kingdom of Goredd holds a tenuous balance between it's human citizens and the dragons who can take their form. As the 40th anniversary of their peace treaty approaches it seems that someone is determined to tip the scales and renew the old conflicts. Seraphina straddles the line between humans and dragons. When a member of the royal family is found beheaded, she becomes an integral part of the investigation - if only to try and keep her own secrets hidden.
Review: Oh God. These are always the hardest reviews for me to write. I can rant all day about books that I hate, pointing out the slow plot, annoying characters and writing that would fit quite well in my stack of grading from grade 7. Those reviews are my bread and butter, they flow through my fingertips like water, gracing the page with WTF's and FFS!'s.
Every now and then, however, I come across a book that was just so fan-fucking-tastic that I can barely put into words why. Seraphina was one of those books. The world building is complete and unique. The characters are fully developed, sometimes flawed and remarkably human (even when they are not). The writing is polished and elegant, begging you to savor every word. The plot never lags or races but maintains a pace that keeps the reader enthralled (seriously - as soon as the baby went to bed I begged my husband to just leave me alone and go watch sports or something so that I could read).
Seraphina is easily one of my favorite characters thus far this year. She is intelligent, talented, brave, vulnerable, and loyal. She struggles with her own self worth and undergoes remarkable growth. The secondary characters are also not to be missed. Hartman has not allowed for one dimensional characters here. Between the members of Seraphina's garden, the dignitaries at court and the dragons in human form, there was always someone intriguing to watch and someone else to wonder about.
Hartman creates a world that is wonderfully strange yet oddly familiar. Though the people and dragons of Goredd negotiated a peace treaty nearly 40 years ago, there is still a great deal of animosity and racism on both sides. The hatred and anger between these peoples was palpable and created some of the most tense scenes in the novel.
The writing in Seraphina flows beautifully. The one thing that I did not enjoy (and this is a criticism of fantasy in general rather than this book in particular) is that choosing not to explain certain terminology in the text and to rely on a glossary is fine in a physical book, but I find it becomes rather tedious while reading an e-book.
This novel easily makes the list as one of my top books of 2012. Now, when is that sequel coming out???!!!
Age: 13 and up Gender: Both Sex: Implied at Violence: Death by be-heading, Knifeplay, Swordplay, Death by Poisoning Inappropriate Language: Bastard Substance Use/Abuse: Drinking of Wine(less)
Cover Impressions: Here is where things get tricky. Because I had an e-arc with no cover...more This and other reviews can be found on Reading Between Classes
Cover Impressions: Here is where things get tricky. Because I had an e-arc with no cover page I got to choose my cover. Can you guess which of the two above I picked? That's right, the badass one. I believe the first is the UK cover and the second is the US cover. Well folks, the UK wins it. The US cover is ho-hum, seen it, probably not gonna pick it off a shelf. The UK cover, on the other hand has a fantastic blend of awesome colors, creepy atmosphere and "don't fuck with me" attitude.
The Gist: Game of Thrones meets The Hunger Games when a king bent on domination holds a competition to find the most deadly criminal to be his champion. Celaena Sardothien is pulled from the depths of the lands most brutal prison by the Crown Prince to serve as his competitor. When a mysterious forces begins to sadistically murder and disembowel the other competitors, Celaena finds herself in a world that might just be more dangerous than the one from which she escaped.
Review: Oh how I wanted to love this book. The cover. The hype. And, to be truthful, Maas had me for the first 5 or 6 chapters. I began burrowing in and expecting an engrossing read with a compelling main character but alas, things eventually began to fall apart.
The Celaena Sardothien that Prince Dorian finds in prison is one of the most badass characters I have ever encountered. We learn that she was one of the most feared prisoners for her tendency to "snap" and bury her pickaxe in anyone within her sight. She has survived for a year in a place where most last weeks at best. She is strong, witty and imagines murder at every turn, making comments like "You'll be sweating when I skin you alive and squish your eyeballs beneath my feet". However, halfway through the novel, this character seems to disappear. Throughout the novel, it seems like Maas can't actually decide who Celaena is. She is badass one minute, vain and pompous the next and weak and simpering after that. If anyone has read my review of Grave Mercy, you will recall that I have a problem with Assassins who never actually kill anyone. This is also a problem in Throne of Glass. Making your character a kick-ass female assassin with a deadly past seems like an easy out. The author gets this fantastic character with a fearsome reputation but doesn't actually have to do anything to prove/maintain that reputation. Now, I am a little bloodthirsty, I think an assassin should kill someone at least every 50 pages. That may be a bit excessive but (view spoiler)[ Celaena doesn't actually kill ANYBODY! Sure she can fight, but in the end she gets rescued. Which doesn't fit AT ALL with the original character that we met. There are also some other issues with the whole assassin role:
- It is up to Chaol to come up with the "lie low" plan, why didn't she think of that herself? - It is hard to believe that an assassin would be so comfortable in gowns without making some adjustments or asking for clothing better suited for fighting. - She never manages to get her hands on a decent weapon and, despite being mentioned constantly, she never actually uses her makeshift "knife". - She never takes a single shot at Cain, despite his increasingly aggressive taunting. - Dorian is CONSTANTLY sneaking up on her. Seriously, your trained assassin hearing doesn't work anymore? (hide spoiler)]
There are some other interesting characters. Chaol starts off strong and stoic and it appears that he will play the love interest. Unfortunately, he seems to fade to the background by the end of the novel. The princess, Nehemia, is kind and mysterious. She appears to hold a world of secrets and, I hope she comes to the forefront as the series continues. The prince, Dorian, plays the role of handsome womanizer who reforms once he meets the right woman. It is a little cliche and never quite feels real to me. For his part, Dorian disagrees with nearly all of the decisions that his father makes but never actually DOES anything about them. The fearsome and cruel king removes himself from the action, returning at the end of the novel under mysterious circumstances (which are never explained).
The world building is interesting. I like the idea of a land where magic has been banished but simmers just below the surface, sometimes leaking through fissures and wreaking havoc. The plot begins strong but starts to lag once the competition begins. There are A LOT of Tests and many of them are covered in just a line or two. Maas could have accomplished the same thing by reducing the number of competitors (some of whom never receive a name) and subsequent tests. There are a lot of hints at larger secrets in both Celaena's and Nehmia's past but nothing important is ever revealed (I kept wait for that OH MY GOD! moment - but it never came). The pacing is a bit off, with the training and competition being glossed over in order to spend time on the will-they won't-they relationship between Celaena and Dorian.
Books like this are often the most disappointing. It has a fabulous premise, even a fantastic opening, but fell apart once the story began to be fleshed out. Because I saw flashes of greatness, I will be sticking around for the next book. Here's hoping for more killing, less moaning and FFS no love triangle between Celaena, Chaol and Dorian!
Age: 13 and up Gender: Both Sex: Hinted at Violence: Swordplay, Disembowelment, Hand to Hand Combat, Poisoning Inappropriate Language: Ass, Bitch, Substance Use/Abuse: Wine, Opium ["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>(less)
Cover Impressions: The cover is beautiful. I love the colors and the interplay of the ri...more This and other reviews can be found on Reading Between Classes
Cover Impressions: The cover is beautiful. I love the colors and the interplay of the ribbons with the antlers.
The Gist: Alina Starkov is an orphan training as a mapmaker in the King's Army. When she and her best friend are attacked by a monstrous beast, Alina discovers a power that she never knew she had. The land's strongest Grisha, the Darkling, takes claim of her and begins training her to banish the darkness of The Fold and save the land. However, everyone seems to have their own wishes for Alina's power and she must decide carefully where to place her trust.
Review: Admittedly, I have never been a big fantasy fan. Shadow and Bone is one of those books that kept popping up on my radar but I never gave in to reading it until my Christmas vacation (lots of time at home/v.little to do). It took me a while to fall into the world of Ravka, as it usually does with fantasy novels, but I soon found the world building to be rich and beautiful. This is a land of contrasts, great beauty with great darkness, strong magic with overwhelming poverty. In telling the story through the eyes of an orphan, we are able to see both sides of the country.
I had some difficulty connecting with Alina. I found her to be weak and whiny. I was annoyed by her obsession with beauty and her incessant need to be rescued. The whole "transformation" from sick and spindly orphan to strong and gorgeous Grisha was clichèd and reinforced the stereotype that only attractive people can be heroines. I could get past the fact that her super special power remained hidden for most of her life and even the fact that she was suddenly the most super special Grisha alive. But she couldn't be satisfied with being this special? She still had to whine about not being pretty enough? Dude, you can command light and you are whining about your complexion?
The other characters were a bit one dimensional. There was the "I won't notice you until you are super special and gorgeous" love interest. The "I'm dark and mysterious and can see the power under your ugliness" love interest. The "I'm totally gorgeous but totally humble at the same time" BFF. The "I'm only mean because I can see your potential" trainer and the "I'm also totally gorgeous and a jealous bitch" rival. Neither of the love interests felt quite genuine or passionate to me and the friends didn't play any important role - though I hope they get some fleshing out in the next book.
The plot moved steadily except for a bit of lag in the middle as Alina worked with her power and learned to fight in what transformed in my head to an 80s movie montage set to the sound of "Eye of the Tiger". The writing was beautiful and the ending was strong enough to make me come back for the second installment Siege and Storm in June.
Age: 13 and up Gender: Female Sex: Kissing Violence: Knifeplay, Gunplay, Death of an animal, Deaths by magic/magical creatures Inappropriate Language: Ass, Bitch Substance Use/Abuse: Drinking (less)
Title: Defy Author: Sara B. Larson Publisher: Scholastic Release Date: Jan 7, 2014 Rating:2/...more This and other reviews can be found on Reading Between Classes
Title: Defy Author: Sara B. Larson Publisher: Scholastic Release Date: Jan 7, 2014 Rating:2/5
Cover Impressions: The cover does not stand out particularly well. The blade is interesting - but doesn't appear to have any significance to the story. I like the faint impressions of leaves in the background that link to the jungle setting but the color of the title font is throwing me off - it just doesn't appear to "go".
The Gist: Alexa Hollen is a natural born fighter. She has spent years training with her father. When the war reaches their home and her parents are killed in a Sorcerer's fire, she and her twin brother must flee. In order to avoid the breeding houses where orphan girls are sent to bear sons to become soldiers, Alexa cuts off her hair and becomes Alex, prize fighter and guard to Prince Damian.
Review: Defy is the debut novel for Sara B. Larson, and you can tell. The story is not particularly well conceived and, despite having a female main character who is prized for her fighting skills, it reeks of sexist attitudes. A major plot point revolves around the existence of "breeding houses" for young girls. Orphans are brought here and repeatedly raped in order to produce soldiers for the King's army. Alexa avoids this fate by disguising herself as a boy and becoming a soldier and eventually guard to the prince. Even though she has achieved a level of proximity to the king and prince that most assassin's would dream of, and a reputation as a fearsome fighter, Alexa does not actually DO anything to stop these atrocities until fate forces her hand.
The author appears to have some issues around "male behavior" and "female behavior". The story draws some very clear lines around what is believed appropriate for each sex. I realize that this story is MEANT to challenge those norms - but it doesn't. In fact, when another character guesses that Alex is actually a girl, Alexa herself claims that she hadn't been acting like a girl "I'd carried Tanoori with three other men without complaining once for days. I helped set up the tent, I took it down, I did everything every other man here did." Am I meant to believe that only a girl would complain about trying to save another person's life or that only men are capable of setting up and taking down a tent and that Alexa should be considered "manly" for doing so with only her weak feminine muscles to help her? In fact, it appears that every time Alexa is hindered in doing her job she blames it on the "female" part of her, particularly, emotions and desires. She also seems incapable of resisting the attention of any man and spends a great deal of time describing their physique. To the detriment of my eyes which have begun to tire from the number of times they are spent spinning in my head.
We also have to deal with a very weak love triangle which, I assume, is going to be the basis of some inner turmoil for Alexa as the series (there is at least one more book planned) goes on. I actually held particularly high hopes for Alexa when I was introduced to the young girl who had bluffed her way into the Prince's guard and rose to become their best fighter - however, as soon as that fact is established and very shortly before it is revealed that her secret was not so secret after all, Alexa becomes the damsel in distress who needs constant rescue from the two men who are now fighting for her attention.
I also wish the author had made some different choices around the timing of the story. If it had started earlier in Alexa's life we could have gotten attached the Alexa's parents and brother. As it is written - their deaths did not have any emotional impact and Alexa's belief that she has to appear stoic and "manly" (insert eye roll) mean that we do not see much of the impact that it has on her character either. Some earlier development would also have allowed for some back story into why this war was being fought and avoided some issues with "telling" letter on. Instead, once we get to the reveal-the-whole-plot part of the story we have long explanations of years worth of intrigue and secrets. This appears to be the author's way of compensating for the fact that there is very little action in this book.
I understand that there are several other one star reviews coming from people who simply could not bring themselves to finish the book, and I can respect that. I did, however, see some redemption by the end. Alexa manages to start making some decisions on her own and does show some character growth (though not nearly as much as I would like) which allowed me to raise my rating by a star. I sincerely hope that the author is able to take care of some of the sexist issues before the publication of the second book and that Alexa is allowed to grow into her own as a character, rather than simply spending the book bouncing from one love interest to the other.
Teaching/Parental Notes: Age: 15 and up Gender: Both Sex: Kissing Violence: Use of "Breeding Houses" that feature the repeated rape and pregnancy of young girls, Swordplay, Death by Arrow, Death by fire, Inappropriate Language: None Substance Use/Abuse: None(less)
I chose this novel based solely on the book trailer. I don't normally even bother to watch them, however, this one featured the music of S.J Tucker. I...moreI chose this novel based solely on the book trailer. I don't normally even bother to watch them, however, this one featured the music of S.J Tucker. If you haven't watched it, you really should. Go on, check YouTube, I'll wait.
There. All done? See, it was delightful wasn't it? Now, on with the review. The writing style of the book is charming and reminiscent of Lewis Carroll or Lemony Snicket. Valente is sure to leave any reader smiling and chuckling to themselves. The wonderful language, however, did not lend itself to the plot development. The story is actually a very simple one and I found myself skipping over much of the flowery language in order to reach the next plot point. As the novel wore on, there seemed to be more and more distance between these points. I was also dis-heartened at my utter lack of concern for September. I never felt that she was in any real danger and I did not find her endearing in any way. She was not particularly kind, or clever or gifted. Without a protagonist to worry about, the journey through Fairyland, while colorful and magical, seemed to lack the substance required to make it a truly captivating read. (less)
Cover Impressions: The cover is breathtaking. This is one of those covers that when it was revealed, I immediately added it to my TBR list. The colors...moreCover Impressions: The cover is breathtaking. This is one of those covers that when it was revealed, I immediately added it to my TBR list. The colors are gorgeous and the imagery is so interesting. I love that the connection to Alice in Wonderland does not smack you in the face but is hinted at in the flowers and bugs entwined in her hair.
The Gist: Alyssa is a direct descendent of Alice Liddell, the real life Alice in Wonderland. Every since Alice returned from that fateful trip into Wonderland, the women of her line have been cursed. They are unable to block out the calls of insects and flowers and are haunted by a mysterious moth that inspires them to unspeakable acts. With her mom in a psychiatric hospital and facing more and more dangerous treatments, Alyssa follows in her ancestor's footsteps in an attempt to set things right and free her family from this crippling curse.
Review: If you have been following my blog, you may remember that I am a sucker for books that either re-tell or are influenced by the classics. Splintered first grabbed my attention with it's stunning color, then made it on to my OH MY GOD I WANT IT NOW! list, when I read the synopsis and discovered it was a continuation of the Alice in Wonderland story. Splintered is very true to Carroll's whimsical style but with enough of a twist to stand on its own. The characters are considerably more frightening and the story often dips into darkness which serves to create a more grown up Wonderland while reminding readers that there was real horror in some moments of the original (non-Disneyfied) version.
Alyssa was a strong enough character to carry the story, although I would have liked to see a little more character development. She seemed like a damaged little girl who was playing at being a rebel. At times, she was a little too trusting and took a bit too long to catch on to the obvious. I would have preferred if she had taken a more active role in success, but she seemed to simply stumble upon the answer, rather than work towards it. Her love interest, Jeb, was not my favorite person. He treated Alyssa like a child and was always running to her rescue (whether she needed/wanted it or not). I was pleased when he was conveniently removed from the storyline so that we could see Alyssa grow into her new place in Wonderland and meet her challenges on her own. I did, however, love Morpheous. He was very Mad Hatter-esque in that he had character and motivation. He was multidimensional in a way that most of the other characters were not and I kept wishing for him to pop up whenever the Alyssa/Jeb story started to get a little boring.
The plot of Splintered moved quickly as Alyssa was dragged from one challenge to the next. Morpehous' manipulations made for exciting situations and were the catalyst for an eventful race through Wonderland. Even though I did figure out the BIG plot twist earlier than Alyssa did, it still added a special element to the story and left me to re-examine earlier events in a new light.
Splintered is a very fun read. While it is violent and dark, it is not inappropriate for a teen audience and has enough romance to keep young girls interested. It is a definite must read for anyone who loved Alice in Wonderland or is a fan of whimsical stories with a little bite to them.
Age: 15 and up Gender: Female Sex: Kissing, Allusion to sex/rape Violence: Swordplay, Other Issues: Discussion of mental issues/images in a psychiatric hospital Inappropriate Language: Ass Substance Use/Abuse: Underage drinking (less)
Title: The Cracks in the Kingdom Author: Jaclyn Moriarty Publisher: Scholastic Release Date: March 25, 2014 Rating: 5/5
Cover Impressions: The digital imag...moreTitle: The Cracks in the Kingdom Author: Jaclyn Moriarty Publisher: Scholastic Release Date: March 25, 2014 Rating: 5/5
Cover Impressions: The digital image really doesn't do this one justice. In the physical copy, the colors are so vibrant and the raindrops and lightning keep your eye moving across the image. It fits beautifully with the first cover in this series, but I am still wishing for the parking meter to be featured on a cover - here's hoping for #3!
The Gist: Madeleine and Elliot's communications through a mysterious crack between their worlds have been fun and exciting, but now their notes must take on more purpose. The royal family is missing, presumably transported to The World and Madeleine and Elliot have been charged not only with finding them, but with determining the science governing the cracks so that they can bring the family home. As if that weren't enough, Elliot must also travel Cello with the Royal Youth Alliance and endure tours and parties while trying to discover where in The World to start looking for the missing royals.
Review: I shouldn't like this book. The characters are strange and some are completely unrelatable, there are long scientific diatribes that make little sense and the "rules" of the fantasy kingdom are near impossible to discern. I shouldn't like this book, but I do. In fact, I love it.
It has a strange charm that drew me in and I ended up closing the book wishing for just one more chapter. Please, Ms. Moriarty, Just. One. More. Chapter.
Cover Impressions: At first glance, this cover looks like just another contemporary roma...moreThis and other reviews can be found on Reading Between Classes
Cover Impressions: At first glance, this cover looks like just another contemporary romance but, after finishing the book, I can appreciate the little touches. Madeline's outfit is exactly as described in the book - a whimsical plethora of colors. I also love the sparkle and light that gives an ethereal quality to the letter and the wonderful colors reflected in the falling leaves. The one thing that I do miss is a reflection of Elliot, but perhaps that is just because I preferred his side of the story to Madeline's. It is also worth taking a look at the actual hardcover underneath the book jacket - it is covered with the colors of Madeline's jacket and boots and is imprinted with the image of the umbrella and falling leaves. These touches are beautiful and unexpected.
The Gist: Madeline and her mother have run away from their privileged life for one of struggling to make ends meet in Cambridge. Elliot lives in the mysterious Kingdom of Cello and is on a desperate search to find his missing father. The two begin communicating through letters that they fit through a rare gap between the worlds and weave their two lives together in ways they never imagined possible.
I will admit, A Corner of White was almost a did-not-finish for me. This book got to a very slow start. Almost the entire first half was a sluggish slog. At about this point, I went back to the reviews on Goodreads and saw that most reviewers had commented on this and said to hang in there. So I did, and, I am so happy for it. In the beginning, the writing style took some getting used to and the characters were quirky if a little too well informed for their age. This type of book will require a patient reader and not all teens will fit this bill, however, the payoff in the end is entirely worth it.
Moriarty's characters endear themselves to you slowly. At the beginning I wasn't particularly fond of Madeline and I didn't entirely see the point of Jack and Bella. By the end, I enjoyed their strange obsession with aura's and horoscopes and could see the important role that they played in Madeline's growth and development. Incidentally, I really hope that their peculiar interests are incorporated into Cello's world in further books. Even Madeline had outgrown her whining and become a character that I could continue to follow through this series. I enjoyed Elliot from the very beginning. He was strong and independent while holding an important place within his community. I was very glad that the relationship between him and Madeline never crossed into the romantic and I hope that is something that does not change further into the story.
Jaclyn Moriarty is certainly an author who shows rather than tells. While this is an admirable trait among writers it also means that it takes quite a while to get a clear understanding of the way that the world of Cello works, particularly the threat of Colors. She occasionally pushes our understanding forward through the inclusion of newspaper articles, books or police reports. I will admit, I still don't quite understand the mechanics behind catching and using spells, but I assume this will be revealed in the next installement. One thing that I did love to see was the incorporation of scientific knowledge and history into the storyline. It would be interesting to see the reactions of my grade 8 students were they to read this book while studying our Optics unit which covers light and colors. A Corner of White also featured an unexpected twist or two that were refreshing and kept me engaged for the second half of the book.
As I noted previously, this novel gets off to a slow start but ends with a resolution that is satisfying while also successfully setting up for the next book in the series. Unfortunately, I cannot discuss too much of what makes it such a good ending without spoiling the entire plot, I only wish to tell you that if you are reading this review while in the middle of the book, as I did, keep going. If have not started yet, remember to let the story develop around you - it is worth it.
Age: 13 and up (readers must be patient enough to get through the slow beginning) Gender: Both Sex: Kissing Violence: "Color" attacks that maim/kill Inappropriate Language: Ass Substance Use/Abuse: Underage Drinking, Smoking, Discussion of Alcoholism(less)