Ok so we all know this is probably gonna be the biggest pile of turd ever having left Clare's hide. Its steam is gonna be visible from space and the pOk so we all know this is probably gonna be the biggest pile of turd ever having left Clare's hide. Its steam is gonna be visible from space and the poor champions on the ISS won't be able to see anything until about 3 months after release date when the fucking fans will finally have calmed back into their crypts only to rise again come THE FUCKING SEQUELS NOBODY EVER ASKED FOR WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THIS IS NOT THE DISNEY CHANNEL also known as PILE OF TURDS: TRILOGY 3 and FUCK YOU I LIKED JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER. We also know that I'm gonna read it regardless of that knowledge (don't worry I won't pay for it) because I have a holy cause and that cause is to rip Clare's shit to pieces because IT'S FUN and I SEEMINGLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME.
That being said, come the fuck on: “Alec looked down at the shattered pieces in disbelief. “You BROKE my PHONE.” Jace shrugged. “Guys don’t let other guys keep calling other guys. Okay, that came out wrong. Friends don’t let friends keep calling their exes and hanging up. Seriously. You have to stop.” Alec looked furious. “So you broke my brand new phone? Thanks a lot.” Jace smiled serenely and lay back on the grass. “You’re welcome.”