For several months, preoccupied with my recent marriage and my taking over the practice in Kensington, I had no...moreTHE ADVENTURE OF THE SHOELACE STRANGLER
For several months, preoccupied with my recent marriage and my taking over the practice in Kensington, I had not the opportunity to see my friend Mr. Sherlock Holmes. One winter evening, after spending a largely idle day at my desk, I decided to lock up the door early and visit my old comrade. I did not relish the notion of enduring a lonely night at home --- Mary had gone away to visit her parents --- and I had with me something that I knew would amuse him. Soon enough, I found myself treading the familiar steps to 221b Baker Street. Holmes opened the door himself.
“Ah my dear Watson! What brings you here on this foggy and blustery evening?” said he. He was just about to put the violin on the desperately cluttered sideboard, long nervous fingers smoothing his mouse-coloured dressing gown.The tips of the fingers were stained with something purplish, and a faint ether-like odour lingered about his person. Judging from the remnants of the chemical experiments that I espied on the working table and the numerous copies of the Times that were strewn all over the sitting room, he had been holed up in Baker Street for quite a number of days. I surreptitiously stole a glance at his exposed wrist, and was secretly relieved to find it free of fresh puncture marks.
His slate-grey eyes followed my gaze, obviously aware of my apparently not-so-secret concern, and then swiftly turned to focus on me. “I’ve been keeping well, Watson. How are you? Mary away? Have been so for several days, I see. And quiet days at the office too. You have been somewhere in the vicinity of --- ah, perhaps Charing Cross Road earlier in the day. Browsing the book stalls, most likely. And am I correct to surmise that the parcel that you have under your arm is a new, hardbound book that you thought would be of interest to me?”
I cried in amazement, “How do you ---?”
“Elementary, my dear Watson. You know my methods.” He shrugged, took the parcel from me, and opened it.
“It’s a new novel by a young writer called Graham Moore about Arthur Conan Doyle ---“
“Your literary agent?”
“The very same. The publisher, aware of my own efforts to chronicle your adventures, asked me to read and comment on it.”
“A rather eye-catching cover. Although I actually tend to prefer smaller pipes than the Meerschaum. And I wish that you would cease referring to my cases as adventures, Watson. The aim of these little tales that you penned about me should be to instruct, not titillate. The public needs to be educated about the scientific method of crime detection, not being merely thrilled by the more sensational, wildly romanticized aspects of my cases.”
“But your cases are sensational, Holmes! That devil hound! That other hound that didn’t bark in the night! The Sussex Vampire! The Giant Rat of Sumatra!”
“Ah, never mind.” He began to leaf through the crisp, freshly bound pages. “So tell me, why do you think a piece of fiction about your literary agent should be of interest to me?”
“Because it’s also about you, and because I thought that it’s quite a neat bit of mystery.”
For the first time that evening, Holmes’ grey eyes twinkled. “A mystery!” He rubbed his hands together with exaggerated glee. “These last few days have been exceedingly dull, Watson. No crime worth mentioning whatsoever. The criminal classes of London seem to have hunkered down with the abominable weather. Even the agony columns are devoid of interest altogether. Humor me, my friend. Treat the novelistic mystery as if it is a real one and feed me the data. I am curious to see whether I am as good at devising solutions to artificial puzzles as I am in solving real life ones.”
“Well, if you insist.” I threw myself upon the familiar armchair that used to be mine when we roomed together. “The main character is a young chap called Harold White, 29 years of age, who had just been inducted into the Baker Street Irregulars.”
“Nothing to do with Billy and my other street Arabs, I assume?”
“No. Nothing to do with Billy at all”, I concurred. “The book is set in the future, the 21st century to be exact, and apparently in those far off days, your numerous admirers organize themselves into societies exclusively devoted to the study of you and your methods. The Baker Street Irregulars is one of the most prominent of those societies. One of its more senior members, a Mr. Alex Cale, claimed that he had found Doyle’s long lost diary, the one that he purportedly wrote during the time you were presumed dead at the hands of Moriarty. I must forewarn you that for the purposes of this story, your status has been relegated to a mere figment of Doyle’s imagination.”
Holmes’ thin lips twisted in a crooked smile. “How amusing. This sounds like a long, tall story indeed.” He reached for his pipe, filled it to the brim with pungent tobacco from the Persian slipper, lit it, and stretched his long frame on the armchair by the fire. “Pray continue.”
“As you might have surmised, the other strand of the story follows Mr. Doyle in our own times. He is a successful writer, having penned numerous stories about you in the Strand that brought him quite a degree of notoriety, as well as ample pecuniary rewards. You have became larger than life, an albatross around his serious author’s neck, and in a fit of pique, he killed you off at the Reichenbach Falls.”
“A fit of pique, eh?”
“You may pretend otherwise, Holmes, but I know that you derive quite a bit of satisfaction from my narrative.”
He puffed at his pipe, sending rings of aromatic smoke to the ceiling. “That I may be, my friend. After all, I have never been a larger than life fictional character before. I must admit that the novelty has not worn off. Proceed.”
“The public vilified him for killing their beloved character. Doyle received mailed threats, and even a bomb, that mercifully, he was able to defuse. Exasperated by the Yard’s incompetence, Doyle decided to investigate the matter himself, aided by his friend, a certain Mr. Bram Stoker.”
“I get the impression that it is a name that I should have recognized. Who is he?
I looked at him in silent exasperation. He might be an unrivaled genius in his chosen profession, but of contemporary literature --- and God forbid --- popular culture, he had always been willfully ignorant.
“He is the author of Dracula, the sensation novel of the season.”
Holmes waved his hand dismissively, “another popular writer. Go on.”
“Meanwhile, in the 21st century, Cale was found to be murdered in his hotel room, strangled with a shoelace, the mysterious diary nowhere to be found. Harold, aided by Sarah Lindsay, a girl reporter --- “
“The gentler sex --- always excellent for providing motives for men’s actions, both in fiction and in real life.”
“ --- is hired by a Doyle heir to investigate the murder and find the diary. After a while, it transpires that the clues to the murder are to be found in certain tales of your cases.”
“That you so affectingly wrote,” he smiled. “Pray tell me all the pertinent details of the case, Watson.”
That I did, over a pipe of strong shag tobacco and even stronger glass of Scotch. Just after I finished my lengthy recitation, Holmes rose from his chair, took a random piece of paper from his desk, scribbled on it, and handed it to me with a soft chuckle.
“This is exactly right! How did you ---?” I cried, spilling the contents of my half empty tumbler.
“Isn’t it rather obvious, Watson? As your good self had so eloquently wrote in one of your tales --- when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?”
“I must confess that the mystery eluded me, up until the last chapters, that is.”
“But what of the literary merits, Watson? As a man of letters, what is your opinion of the story?”
“The mystery is actually quite intriguing, especially the one that occurs in the 21st century, and is presented in a linear, easy to follow manner. That said, I must say that there is certainly room for improvement in the writing department. The plot contains plenty of incidents that should be exciting, but are presented in such a way that fails to hold the reader’s interest. The effect is further amplified by the blandness of the central characters. But the author is a young fellow, and I am certain, is bound to improve with experience. And he is obviously a devotee of your methods and of crime fiction in general, so his heart is clearly in the right place. Why don’t you indulge yourself, and spend a few hours by the fire with the book? Judge for yourself.”
He looked at me and chuckled heartily. And for the briefest of moment I fancy that I saw something akin to affection in his eyes. “I prefer real crimes to fictional ones, Watson. You know that. What say you to supper at Simpson’s? The snow has stopped falling, and after solving two mysteries in one sitting, I’m a famished man.”
Having perused the earlier installments of your chronicles with a good degree of enjoyment, I regret to say that I am s...moreDear Miss Russell/ Mrs. Holmes,
Having perused the earlier installments of your chronicles with a good degree of enjoyment, I regret to say that I am somewhat disappointed in this one. The mystery’s premise is valid, if rather simple, but the execution is sorely lacking. I find it to be utterly uninvolving and rather incoherent. Where’s the suspense? And all this traipsing across the moors, abundantly padded with repetitive descriptions of mundane activities such as meals and hot baths, is extremely tedious. Where’s the fun? The use of Rev. Baring-Gould is a clever nod to Sherlockian lore, but here he merely comes across as an old bore who spouts irrelevant trivia. Your Mr. Holmes often disparages Mr. Conan Doyle for excessively romanticizing accounts of his cases, but I think you could learn a thing or two from him about creating genuinely suspenseful, compelling narratives. I sincerely hope that the next installment of your reminiscences will be much improved.
**spoiler alert** 3,5 stars. Enjoyable, occasionally engrossing read, with some reservations (see ‘nitpicks’ below).
- The writing is much bet...more**spoiler alert** 3,5 stars. Enjoyable, occasionally engrossing read, with some reservations (see ‘nitpicks’ below).
- The writing is much better than the first book: the plot is basically a long chase scene, but it is an engagingly written one.
- It is interesting to see Holmes interacting with his son (in a very restrained way, as befits someone with a “cold, precise but admirably balanced mind”), and Russell with her step-granddaughter, without it becoming embarrassingly saccharine.
- Mycroft’s apartment, with all the built-in secret passages and hidden safes. And the clever use of a character from 'The Greek Interpreter' as a living clue to both Mycroft’s whereabouts and hidden nature.
- The Robert Goodman character, which works both as a portrait of a trench-scarred young man and as a Loki/Puck/Forest Deity avatar. I’m not sure how much of this aspect of the character is supposed to be taken literally --- but it somehow meshes well with the rest of the story. That said, I don’t really get what the connection are between him and the other ‘Gods’ in the story --- evidently, I’m not as theologically inclined as both Russell and King.
- There is not much mystery here, as the villains are already indentified early on (by a third person omniscient voice, one of the several different ones used in this novel).
- The connection between West and Brothers is tenuous at best; if West’s ultimate aim is to destabilize Mycroft Holmes’ grip on British intelligence, why use Damian, an illegitimate nephew whom he hardly knows, and whose connection to him is unlikely to cause any public damage to him? As underscored by further plot developments, West has no need for Damian at all, as he has enough power to simply grab Mycroft off the street and throw him into a private dungeon.
- The hostage exchange climax doesn’t really make sense. Why would West, a man who aspires to control British intelligence, need to be there in person (albeit hidden behind a mask), accompanied only by an amateurish thug? And why have it happen on Westminster Bridge, right at the heart of London, in broad daylight? It makes for a great cinematic scene, with Big Ben and other London icons as a backdrop, but it stretches credulity just a bit too much. (less)
Starts up with an intriguing premise: a mystery involving Holmes' son with The Woman, a wayward artist whose wife is mixed up with some kooky cult tha...moreStarts up with an intriguing premise: a mystery involving Holmes' son with The Woman, a wayward artist whose wife is mixed up with some kooky cult that turns sinister. Yes, we MUST absolutely have cults and human sacrifices in a Holmes story (Guy Ritchie had the exact SAME idea). It is a fun romp for a while, though sometimes the flippant tone jars with the darker elements of the story. Then halfway through, it sort of lost its way among the meandering mystery plot --- which is dealt with a somewhat perfunctory manner --- but just before the whole thing grounds into a stand still, King throws in a cliffhanger that makes you absolutely wanting to read the sequel. Hopefully, the second book is better, both in plotting and in dealing with the emotional ramifications of having Holmes’ family involved in the case. I’m not expecting an emo fest from the Great Detective and his equally cerebral wife, but surely they have a greater stake here than in other cases.
And I’m still not completely sold on the marriage. Why do they have to be married? Doesn’t marrying a young girl nearly 40 years his junior, a former teenage ‘apprentice’ to boot, make Holmes a creepy old man? Try to make a movie out of it with age-appropriate actors and you’ll get the ick factor (Carey Mulligan and Ben Kingsley? Keira Knightley and Donald Sutherland?). To be fair, there are real, happy May-December relationships out there, and I have not read the earlier novels that deal with the development of their relationship --- who knows, perhaps they will make me root for this odd couple. (less)
This is the second book in the Mary Russell series that I have read. I read the first (Beekeeper's Apprentice) years ago when it was initially publish...moreThis is the second book in the Mary Russell series that I have read. I read the first (Beekeeper's Apprentice) years ago when it was initially published. Elements in the story --- Oxford, English life after WW I, feminism and theology --- are strongly redolent of Dorothy Sayers' Lord Peter Wimsey stories. However, while Sayers' books are products of their age, this one is clearly a historical fiction. There are some interesting explorations of that age's feminist and religious movements, but somehow it is rather superficial. The mystery is exceedingly simple and takes a distant backseat to the main plot of the novel, which is Mary's coming of age and the development of her relationship with Holmes (not sure whether I'm comfortable with this May-December romance yet).
A page-turner, but those who might wish for a bigger payback for the mystery will probably be dissapointed with the somewhat rushed ending.(less)