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A Lady Of Expectations (Lester Family Saga, 2)
3.70
godawful.
shorter book:
"My fairest damsel, although we have met only five minutes ago, you possess blonde hair and blue eyes and know how to maintain a
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Apr 10, 2011
Apr 08, 2011
 
Love, Come to Me
3.61
Terrible. TERRIBLE. Was this ghost-written? by a shitty ghostwriter?
because

1. It's a clear rip-off of Gone With The Wind. I'm surprised there are no
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Feb 15, 2012
Feb 15, 2012
 
Scarlett
3.33
One of the worst books ever. (Horatio Alger was a more convincing author.) I like Gone With The Wind - like, not love. What? Don't look at me like tha ...more
not set
Mar 05, 2010
 
The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1)
4.55
I'm not one of those feminists who only read books written by women with their menstrual blood under the light of a perfect full moon -- wait, no, tho ...more
not set
Jan 27, 2010
 
Rules of Surrender (Governess Brides, #1)
3.72
T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. Not the writing but the characters OH GOD the characters.

Charlotte is the improbably prim/proper/perfect governess-cum-heiress with a
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Apr 02, 2012
Apr 02, 2012
 
The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1)
3.73
This is one of the worst books I have ever read. And I bought it from a thrift shop (because I was too embarrassed to have it on my library record for ...more
Oct 26, 2009
Oct 27, 2009
 
Shadows
3.65
I wanted this to be a sequel to Sunshine, and maybe McKinley did too -- because things would tiptoe up to that line -- and then fart on it.

Maybe I ju
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Oct 14, 2013
Sep 29, 2013
 
March
3.70
Terrible, insulting, stupid, useless, and dull.
I give it one star because the writing (albeit vacuous and overcompensating) could have been worse.

As a
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Jan 2007
Aug 01, 2009
 
Lisa And Her Soundless World
3.00
Horrible, horrible, horrible picture book about a young deaf child and her sad, sad inability to make friends BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH A DEAF ...more
Aug 06, 2011
Aug 06, 2011
 
Summer Song
2.00
Here, we have the Modern Woman: uninterested in family, hateful towards men, and runs her own business successfully -- crikey, she might even be one o ...more
Apr 14, 2011
Apr 12, 2011
 
Seduced
3.87
It is ironic that books are composed of words, because words cannot express how godawful this book is. THIS IS IRONY, people. Not fake mustaches; not ...more
not set
Jun 20, 2010
 
Breaking Dawn (Twilight, #4)
3.71
This was by far my favorite book of the series. What started out as reasonably coherent (vampires, werewolves, baseball) disintegrated into this train ...more
not set
Jul 18, 2009
 
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years #1)
3.48
Sith I am the only person in the Western world who has not seen The Wizard of Oz, it puts me in the unique position of not knowing what the hell was g ...more
Jan 2003
Jun 12, 2009
 
Many a Green Isle
3.35
If only I could give a negative star review.

Quick synopsis! Rose (small-town girl, local beauty, innocent beyond measure) falls in with the wrong boy
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Jan 1990
Jun 12, 2009
 
Bride for a Night
3.49
dreadful.
Mar 26, 2012
Mar 24, 2012
 
A Long Fatal Love Chase
3.62
Gather 'round, children, and hearken to my tale of a young girl who longs for adventure and love, gets what she wants, and ... immediately acts like a ...more
not set
Apr 03, 2011
 
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
3.83
This book made me want to punch someone in the face. Preferably the therapist (if he's fictional, the author will do just as well). It manages to -- s ...more
not set
Jan 12, 2011
 
Gossip Girl (Gossip Girl, #1)
3.49
Bad, bad, bad. It's almost impossible to read - the writing is so flat - & the characters are appalling; it's hard to find a reason to keep on wit ...more
May 2009
Jul 30, 2009
 
Ender's Game (The Ender Quintet, #1)
4.28
Orson Scott Card is a hateful douche.
I probably would have loved this book in elementary school. Thank god I had the stubbornness not to read it unti
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not set
Jul 28, 2009
 
The Bridges of Madison County
3.38
This is the worst fucking book I've ever fucking read.
It gets one star because the print is big and the pages are little and it successfully murdered
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not set
Jan 20, 2011
 
The Great Divorce
4.27
If this is where the afterlife is headed, count me out
Out of rebirth, out of avatars
I wouldn't hang about
Nov 09, 2013
Nov 09, 2013
 
My Sister's Keeper
4.04
Others have nice reviews, so I'll just say: nice job on the deus ex machina grand finale, Picoult!

and OH MY GOD, I am never never reading another book
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Aug 04, 2009
Jul 21, 2009
 
Goddess Interrupted (Goddess Test, #2)
4.05
Sometimes I thought Persephone was the only reasonable character. The narrator was certainly useless.
But, hell, maybe I'm wrong about good ol P. I did
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not set
Jul 28, 2013
 
Dreaming of Mr. Darcy (Austen Addicts #2)
3.08
It's deeply manipulative (and deeply tiresome, sigh!) to toss up the name "Darcy" in a title when this book is not even a tin-eared retelling of Pride ...more
Apr 2012
May 20, 2012
 
Watchmen
4.32
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. no.
this is one of those things that annoying young men reference at parties. they say "did you read it?" and then I say "yeah. I
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Oct 28, 2009
Jul 31, 2009
 
The Goddess Inheritance (Goddess Test, #3)
4.00
Yea, verily i say unto you: not even to know the ending could I be arsed to read further!
not set
Aug 01, 2013
 
The Naked Duke (Naked Nobility, #1)
3.64
Finished reading from a misplaced urge towards completion.
Shouldn't have bothered.
not set
Feb 05, 2014
 
The Graveyard Book
4.09
Gaiman thinks he's far more clever than he is.
Feb 02, 2009
Jan 14, 2009
 
Love Locked Out: A Survey of Love, Licence and Restriction in the Middle Ages
1.00
None
not set
Jan 31, 2009
 
Mr. Darcy's Diary (Jane Austen Heroes, #1)
3.62
None
not set
Jan 31, 2009
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