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Witch World
3.61
did not like it
Won in a First Reads giveaway!

Basic Plot: Jessie Ralle takes a senior trip to Las Vegas that introduces her to a new game, a new world, and a new life
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Oct 23, 2012
Sep 13, 2012
 
Seduced By Shadows (Marked Souls, #1)
3.40
did not like it
*sigh* This book mostly just reminded me of why I don't typically read books labeled as romances.

Basic plot: Sera gets possessed by a demon who wants
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Feb 26, 2011
Feb 28, 2011
 
Little Miss Liberty
3.63
did not like it
Basic plot: Little Miss Liberty finds her way to New York Harbor.

I really was bothered by this book and I'm struggling to define the whole of it witho
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Apr 12, 2014
Apr 13, 2014
 
Misery
4.10
it was ok
This book is actually a lot better than I give it credit for. The story was good, and the characters were interesting. The horror was really there. Th ...more
not set
Apr 08, 2008
 
The Lego Movie: Awesome Adventures (DK Readers)
3.82
it was ok
Basic Plot: Emmett, an average guy, becomes the special and saves the universe from the evil Lord business.

I am really beginning to HATE these adaptat
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Dec 11, 2015
Dec 12, 2015
 
Little Learners Sing-Along
3.00
did not like it
Basic Content: Old nursery rhymes/songs.

Warning: Rant ahead. At least it will be brief.

WHY WHY WHY do people feel the need to CHANGE CLASSICS???

There
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Dec 08, 2013
Dec 10, 2013
 
Strega (Strega, #1)
3.87
did not like it
I won this book in a First Reads giveaway.

Basic Plot: Jay discovers that she is the chosen one of the Strega, destined to defeat an ancient evil.

I don
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Jun 07, 2015
May 18, 2014
 
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)
3.52
it was ok
I feel horrible that I disliked this book as much as I did. I read it after I saw the musical, which was fantastic. The satire of the play was spot-on ...more
not set
Apr 07, 2008
 
Licensed to Drive (Barbie Life in the Dream House)
3.29
it was ok
Basic Plot: Barbie finally gets her driver's license.

I love my son. He doesn't even think about gender when picking out toys or books, and both me and
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Nov 13, 2014
Nov 14, 2014
 
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds
3.79
did not like it
Basic Plot: Tillie deals with her odd family circumstances and winning the annual school science fair.

What. The. Fuck.

I teach English on occasion, and
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Mar 04, 2016
Mar 04, 2016
 
Bell's Big Move (Bell, #1)
4.06
it was ok
Basic Plot: Bell is a cute husky pup who loves girly things and then has to move to a new town and discover where to do girly things there.

This is ano
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May 07, 2014
May 07, 2014
 
Hotter Than Hell (Hell on Earth, #3)
3.61
did not like it
Have you ever picked up a book thinking it was one thing, then turned out to be something else entirely? Yeah. The problem here is that I've been hunt ...more
Jul 12, 2009
Jul 14, 2009
 
Grease
3.43
did not like it
Basic Plot: Nice, normal Sandy changes schools then changes herself to fit in among the smoking, drinking, swearing greaser gangs of Rydell High.

Can y
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Sep 18, 2013
Sep 16, 2013
 
Damn Yankees
3.61
did not like it
As Bill the Cat would say: *THBPFFFFT*

Basic Plot: The New York Yankees are winning everything because it's the late 1950's and that's what they did ba
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Sep 2011
Nov 08, 2011
 
Teen Titans Go! (TM): Chillin' Like a Villain
3.41
did not like it
Basic Plot: When Robin needs a supervillain, Starfire steps in to become his arch-nemesis.

I loved the old Teen Titans cartoon. It had silly moments, b
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Oct 30, 2016
Oct 31, 2016
 
Tithe (Modern Faerie Tales, #1)
3.73
it was ok
2 stars only because I intend to read the sequels, otherwise it would have been one star. On my Y-A shelf only because the publisher put it that way, ...more
Feb 24, 2009
Feb 24, 2009
 
A Canterlot Wedding (My Little Pony: The Magic Begins #5)
4.34
did not like it
Basic Plot: Shining Armor marries Princess Cadence.

Warning: Pointless rant about a children's book ahead. You have been warned.

Now, I like the newer M
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Oct 2015
Oct 11, 2015
 
Palace Pets: A Party for Pumpkin: A Princess Adventure Story
3.00
did not like it
Basic Plot: Puppy. Princess. Pets. Party? Something happened.

Why me? Why must my son love cheesy princess fare that doesn't have any substance and doe
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Mar 07, 2016
Mar 08, 2016
 
The Rule of Four
3.21
did not like it
Another book I bullied my way through because I'm too stubborn to quit. It was billed as "the next Da Vinci Code" and it fell way short of that to me. ...more
Jan 2006
Apr 17, 2008
 
The Silmarillion (Middle-Earth Universe)
3.87
did not like it
I attempted to read this book back in high school. I'd read The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and thought I'd take a stab at it. It's the only b ...more
not set
Apr 07, 2008
 
Lost
2.80
it was ok
This book was odd. I don't really have any other words for it. I kept feeling like the book was stuck in the exposition phase and never completely got ...more
not set
Apr 07, 2008
 
Bite (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #8.5, Sookie Stackhouse, #5.1, Undead, #2.5, Mageverse, #1.5)
3.76
it was ok
Vampires and sex. Mostly. A very *meh* kind of book. If you like short stories, they're okay- but with one BIG caveat: you have to have read the serie ...more
Jun 2007
Aug 12, 2008
 
Doc McStuffins Jingle Bell Doc: Free Read-aloud Bonus Pack Inside
3.42
did not like it
Basic Plot: Doc fixes a Christmas toy.

I was very unimpressed with this VERY short book. It was barely long enough to believe I actually paid for it. T
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Jan 04, 2016
Jan 07, 2016
 
The Tale of the Body Thief (The Vampire Chronicles, #4)
3.70
did not like it
I want the time I spent reading this book back.
not set
Apr 07, 2008
 
Narcissus in Chains (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #10)
3.89
it was ok
None
Jan 2007
Apr 08, 2008
 
Morning Is a Long Time Coming (Summer of My German Soldier, #2)
3.31
it was ok
None
Jan 2002
Apr 22, 2008
 
The Virgin's Lover (The Plantagenet and Tudor Novels, #13)
3.69
it was ok
None
not set
Apr 08, 2008
 
Micah (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #13)
3.62
did not like it
None
Jan 2007
Apr 08, 2008
 
Danse Macabre (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #14)
3.81
it was ok
None
Jan 2007
Apr 08, 2008
 
Incubus Dreams (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #12)
3.78
it was ok
None
Jan 2007
Apr 08, 2008
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