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Quotes About Naughty

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Oscar Wilde
“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.”
Oscar Wilde

Dorothy Parker
“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”
Dorothy Parker

Groucho Marx
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
Groucho Marx

Mae West
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Mae West

Mae West
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
Mae West

Stephenie Meyer
“Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.”
Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

Mae West
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West

Lily Tomlin
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
Lily Tomlin

Mae West
“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
Mae West

Jarod Kintz
“I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want

George Burns
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
George Burns

Groucho Marx
“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.”
Groucho Marx

Helen Gurley Brown
“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”
Helen Gurley Brown

Jarod Kintz
“I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Dorothy Parker
“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”
Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns

Dorothy Parker
“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
Dorothy Parker

Dylan Thomas
“The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.”
Dylan Thomas, Under Milk Wood

Jarod Kintz
“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.
”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

J.K. Rowling
“The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path.
'We were just talking about your friend Hagrid,'
Malfoy said to Ron. 'Just trying to imagine what he's saying to the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. D'you think he'll cry when they cut off his hippogriff's—'
SPLAT.
Malfoy's head jerked back as the mud hit him; his silverblond hair was suddenly dripping in muck.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.”
Chauncey Mitchell Depew

Jarod Kintz
“Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“I keep my phone on vibrate, and I keep it close to my genitals. You should call me. A lot.”
Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Jarod Kintz
“None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women lust after me and mail me their panties? (Mail to: Jarod Kintz/12358 Fibonacci Way/Jacksonville, Fl 32258)
”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”
Jarod Kintz, $3.33

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