Quotes About Guarantee

Quotes tagged as "guarantee" (showing 1-14 of 14)
Jarod Kintz
“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Criss Jami
“Feel what it's like to truly starve, and I guarantee that you'll forever think twice before wasting food.”
Criss Jami

Jarod Kintz
“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you today. Wait, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m thinking like a government employee again.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Suzanne Collins
“I know I'll never marry, never risk bringing a child into the world. Because if there's one thing being a victor doesn't guarantee, it's our children's safety. My kids' names would go right into the reaping balls with everyone else's. And I swear I'll never let that happen.”
Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Toba Beta
“There's no guarantee of disaster-free in any world religion,
but love, faith and knowledge give men hope and willpower.”
Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

Lois McMaster Bujold
“It’s true that if your religion failed to deliver a miracle, that a human sacrifice would certainly follow."
"Ah...quite. You are a man of acute insight."
"That’s not insight. That’s a personal guarantee.”
Lois McMaster Bujold, Borders of Infinity

Anita R. Sneed-Carter
“Take no stock in saying, "never", because it carries no guarantee.”
Anita R. Sneed-Carter

Israelmore Ayivor
“One or two steps alone do not guarantee the evidence of your success unless you have your own peculiar definition for success. And I assure you; that definition is wrong! Do it again and again!”
Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“Common human experience alone is no guarantee with which we can build a science of psychology.”
Wolfgang Köhler

Bryant McGill
“There is a law of opposition apparent in all life which guarantees balance and fullness.”
Bryant McGill, Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best Life

Aniruddha Sastikar
“We guarantee rude emptiness for ourselves; later in life, when we treat children as - "empty buckets", today.”
Aniruddha Sastikar

“Our eyes can discover the peace and quiet, but that's no guarantee of reality.”
jan jansen easy branches

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