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Quotes tagged as "witty-quotes" (showing 1-30 of 62)
Terry Pratchett
“-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.”
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

J.K. Rowling
“Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.”
J.K. Rowling, The Casual Vacancy

Terry Pratchett
“You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.”
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Candace C. Bowen
“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”
Candace C. Bowen

Amit Kalantri
“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”
Amit Kalantri

“The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.”
Robert Brault

Amit Kalantri
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.”
Amit Kalantri

Mark A. Cooper
“Luckily the smoke raised the alarm and everyone fled we don’t think any innocent people died. Although when the cavern collapsed two guards were crushed.”
“Yeah I would have been disappointed too.” Jason grinned, his grin was soon wiped off his face when he noticed Dexter’s face change and disapproval of his joke.”
Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

Amit Kalantri
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.”
Amit Kalantri

Gail Carriger
“Alexia found herself surrounded and embraced by a room of such unmitigated welcome and personality that it was akin to being yelled at by plum pudding.”
Gail Carriger, Blameless

Sherrilyn Kenyon
“You're going to throw me naked into a pit and make me drench myself in baby lotion, aren't you?" Bride
You live in New Orleans, where they can't even dig a grave. So tell me where I'm going to find this pit?" Vane
"It's an above ground pit." Bride
"Hardly secretive." Vane
"But possible," Bride”
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Play

Gail Carriger
“It was difficult to see the exact nature of his expression as, in addition to the ubiquitous mustache, the clockmaker also wore a golden-brown beard of such epic proportions as might dwarf a mulberry bush. It was as though his mustache had become overly enthusiastic and, seized with the spirit of adventure, set out to conquer the southern reaches of his face in a take-no-prisoners kind of way.”
Gail Carriger, Blameless

Amit Kalantri
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.”
Amit Kalantri

Suzanne Enoch
“The animal is making quite a mess,” the butler droned.
“Are you referring to the monkey, or to my nephew?” Fennington drawled, strolling into the room.
“Hm. How long did you lurk outside the room waiting forthat opportunity?” Bennett asked”
Suzanne Enoch, The Care and Taming of a Rogue

“I never forget a face.
But in your case I'll make an exception.”
Groucho Marx 18901977

Anna Gavalda
“- Los. Hilfst du mir ? Diese Matratzen wiegen eine Tonne.
- Du hast recht, stöhnte sie. Was ist denn da drin ?
- Generationen vor Müdigkeit tot umgefallener Bauern.
Anna Gavalda, Hunting and Gathering

“This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar”
MJL Evans and GM O'Connor

Brian Spellman
“Of course I had to talk to myself. I had no prayer God. I had no prayer doG. Why not reverse bark and froth and recite verse?”
Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it.

Sara Massa
“I know that you’re worried about me, but crushing my lungs isn’t going to help anyone.”
Sara Massa, The Shifting Moon

Jeffrey Archer
“The solicitor he selected, a Mr Makepeace, had demanded five thousand pounds up front, even before he took the top off his fountain pen, and then another five once he'd briefed Alex Redmayne, the barrister who would represent him in Court. Danny couldn't understand why he needed two lawyers to do the same job.”
Jeffrey Archer, A Prisoner of Birth

Pia Juul
“A grieving woman could sit alone on a jetty in the early morning. But not with a book in her hands.”
Pia Juul, The Murder of Halland

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