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Jarod Kintz
“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want

Jarod Kintz
“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.”
Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz
“Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want

J.K. Rowling
“Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.”
J.K. Rowling, The Casual Vacancy

Terry Pratchett
“You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.”
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Terry Pratchett
“-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.”
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Candace C. Bowen
“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”
Candace C. Bowen

Amit Kalantri
“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.”
Amit Kalantri

Suzanne Enoch
“The animal is making quite a mess,” the butler droned.
“Are you referring to the monkey, or to my nephew?” Fennington drawled, strolling into the room.
“Hm. How long did you lurk outside the room waiting forthat opportunity?” Bennett asked”
Suzanne Enoch, The Care and Taming of a Rogue

Amit Kalantri
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.”
Amit Kalantri

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