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Quotes About Weather

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Chuck Palahniuk
“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

Dr. Seuss
“The storm starts, when the drops start dropping
When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping.”
Dr. Seuss

T.S. Eliot
“April is the cruelest month, breeding
lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
memory and desire, stirring
dull roots with spring rain.”
T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land

Jarod Kintz
“The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Pema Chödrön
“You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather.”
Pema Chödrön

Carl Reiner
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Carl Reiner

Jarod Kintz
“I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.
”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Alice Hoffman
“When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.”
Alice Hoffman, Here on Earth

A.A. Milne
“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”
A.A. Milne

J.K. Rowling
“October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy drafts that bit at exposed hands and faces.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Charles Frazier
“They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!”
Charles Frazier, Cold Mountain

Jerome K. Jerome
“But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.”
Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

Jarod Kintz
“I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorable) weather conditions, I took to the shower as a suitable substitute.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“Right now it’s 77 degrees—even if you’re a dyslexic.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Dave Barry
“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.”
Dave Barry

Tony Hillerman
“From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it.”
Tony Hillerman, Coyote Waits

Haruki Murakami
“Precipitate as weather, she appeared from somewhere, then evaporated, leaving only memory.”
Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance

Jarod Kintz
“I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“It’s so windy tonight the window is rattling. I guess it’s time to turn off my fan and turn on my anti-hurricane machine that’s powered by love.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Oscar Wilde
“Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous.”
Oscar Wilde

“Summer in the deep South is not only a season, a climate, it's a dimension. Floating in it, one must be either proud or submerged.”
Eugene Walter, The Untidy Pilgrim

Jarod Kintz
“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on about the weather. Little did I know she was an aspiring meteorologist.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Laurie Halse Anderson
“Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't.”
Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

“My mom says that when it rains you never feel like you should be anywhere but home.”
Elise Broach, Shakespeare's Secret

Elmore Leonard
“There are cities that get by on their good looks, offer climate and scenery, views of mountains or oceans, rockbound or with palm trees; and there are cities like Detroit that have to work for a living, whose reason for being might be geographical but whose growth is based on industry, jobs. Detroit has its natural attractions: lakes all over the place, an abundance of trees and four distinct seasons for those who like variety in their weather, everything but hurricanes and earth-quakes. But it’s never been the kind of city people visit and fall in love with because of its charm or think, gee, wouldn’t this be a nice place to live.”
Elmore Leonard

“Rain makes me feel less alone. All rain is, is a cloud- falling apart, and pouring its shattered pieces down on top of you. It makes me feel good to know I'm not the only thing that falls apart . It makes me feel better to know other things in nature can shatter.”
Lone Alaskan Gypsy

Thornton Wilder
“Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure.”
Thornton Wilder, Our Town

Sherwood Anderson
“The fruition of the year had come and the night should have been fine with a moon in the sky and the crisp sharp promise of frost in the air, but it wasn't that way. It rained and little puddles of water shone under the street lamps on Main Street. In the woods in the darkness beyond the Fair Ground water dripped from the black trees.”
Sherwood Anderson, Winesburg, Ohio

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. The blue sky matched the blue in your eyes, though you had a few more clouds in your irises. When you got sad, you didn’t cry—you rained, and that’s why I approached you to try to sell you a nose umbrella, something that I had just invented.
”
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Yvonne Woon
“With Dante gone, time seemed to stand still around me; the mornings just as cloudy and dark as the evenings, as if the sun had never decided to rise. There was no wind, like the world was holding its breath along with me, waiting for him to return.”
Yvonne Woon, Life Eternal

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