Quotes About Vodka

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Frank O'Hara
“After the first glass of vodka
you can accept just about anything
of life even your own mysteriousness
you think it is nice that a box
of matches is purple and brown and is called La Petite and comes from Sweden
for they are words that you know and that is all you know words not their feelings or what they mean and you write because you know them not because you understand them because you don't you are stupid and lazy and will never be great but you do what you know because what else is there?”
Frank O'Hara, The Collected Poems of Frank O'Hara

Richelle Mead
“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”
Richelle Mead

Mikhail Bulgakov
“Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.
The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation.
"I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!”
Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita

Anthony Bourdain
“They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.”
Anthony Bourdain, A Cook's Tour: Global Adventures in Extreme Cuisines

Sergei Lukyanenko
“Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk on vodka. Cognac and wine—that's all for the heart."

"So what's vodka for?"

"For the soul. If it's hurting real bad”
Sergei Lukyanenko, Night Watch

Jarod Kintz
“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”
Jarod Kintz, $3.33

Jarod Kintz
“For me to enjoy a salad, I need the right dressing. Vodka is salad dressing, right?”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jonas Jonasson
“Allan interrupted the two brothers by saying that he had been out and about in the world and if there was one thing he had learned it was that the very biggest and apparently most impossible conflicts on earth were based on the dialogue: “You are stupid, no, it’s you who are stupid, no, it’s you who are stupid.” The solution, said Allan, was often to down a bottle of vodka together and then look ahead.”
Jonas Jonasson, The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

“Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do you think I would give vodka to a lady? That is pure spirit!”
Mihail Bulhakov

Lidia Yuknavitch
“I kiss her. I kiss her and kiss her. I try not to bite her lip. She tastes like vodkahoney.”
Lidia Yuknavitch, Dora: A Headcase

Jennifer Lane
“Vladimir leaned forward. “Never dilute vodka. Is sin.”
Jennifer Lane, On Best Behavior

Jarod Kintz
“I saw the ghost of vodka. It was a translucent spirit.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Michèle Bernstein
“Vodka goes well with a wintery perspective. Nothing else provokes such presentiments of falling snow except, for some, the communist seizure of the state.”
Michèle Bernstein, All the King's Horses (Semiotext

Jarod Kintz
“I just made tasty soup. It’s got one ingredient: vodka. No wait, two ingredients. It’s also heavily seasoned with love.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Anton Chekhov
“Wine and tobacco destroy the individuality. After a cigar or a glass of vodka you are no longer Peter Sorin, but Peter Sorin plus somebody else. Your ego breaks in two: you begin to think of yourself in the third person.”
Anton Chekhov, The Seagull

Volatalistic Phil
“I pawned the remote to my misery,
trading it in for liquor that was cheap;
screwdrivers for my vitamin c,
and a little bloodstream to my IV,
helping to soothe my lunacy”
Volatalistic Phil, White Wedding Lies, and Discontent: An American Love Story

Jarod Kintz
“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn flesh.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Rawi Hage
“Jazz and vodka, the fuel of resistance.”
Rawi Hage, Carnival

Warren Ellis
“Once in a very blue moon, John Tallow imagined his younger self standing down the timeline of his present life, bare toes curling in teenage beach sand, looking ahead to today and watching his future life collapse in on itself like a dying star. His future life becoming small and dark and dense, its gravity apparently grim and inescapable.

Once in a very blue moon, John Tallow spent some cash on a bottle of vodka and drank it at home within an hour.”
Warren Ellis

“Wine and tobacco destroy the individuality. After a cigar or a glass of vodka you are no longer Peter Sorin, but Peter Sorin plus somebody else. Your ego breaks in two: you begin to think of yourself in the third person.”
Anthon Chekhov

Jarod Kintz
“You like vodka, and I like carpet cleaner. You should try it. It’ll put hair on your chest—really clean hair. Grandpa said it would make me a better lover, but I made me a better lover—and I made it out of clay.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I make love like I make orange juice—two parts vodka, and one part grapefruit juice.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were sipping wine, and I was chugging vodka. I was talking to a beautiful woman, and you were trying to lick my armpit. You had a rough tongue, and I woke up to find my cat curled up next to me.
Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

“Nel mio paese, la vodka non porta alcuna gioia. Porta abbruttimento, rimorso, depressione. Distrugge ogni cosa.”
Nikolai Maslov, Siberia

Elif Batuman
“At the first such gathering, I politely sat with them for half an hour, drank some vodka, and even recited a toast about how great it was that Gulya had such great friends. This proved to be a tactical error, since afterward Gulya wanted me to drink vodka and recite toasts with them every night, which was not compatible with my program of study of the great Uzbek language.”
Elif Batuman, The Possessed: Adventures With Russian Books and the People Who Read Them

Kirsty Logan
“We grab handfuls of bottles and climb up onto the roof of the house. She stumbles and her foot slips into the gutter sopped with dead leaves. I grab her wrists and pull her clear – sure, she's not the person I'd choose to do this with, but she's my only option so I might as well be nice. Plus I don't want her to drop the vodka.”
Kirsty Logan, The Rental Heart and Other Fairytales

“I hate vodka. It is the second worst thing to have come out of Russia, after communism - which isn't Russian anyway, Karl Marx was Russian.”
Param Vyas

“It's 2am and I took seventeen shot of vodka just trying to forget your name but the only name I forgot was mine and drunk or sober you're the only thing on my mind.”

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