Quotes About Vasectomy

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“My genes done gone and tricked my brain
By making fucking feel so great
That's how the little creeps attain
Their plan to fuckin' replicate
But brain's got tricks itself, you see
To get the bang but not the bite
I got this here vasectomy
My genes can fuck themselves tonight.
- The R-Selectors, Trunclade”
Peter Watts, Blindsight

Abraham Verghese
“...and there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars.”
Abraham Verghese, Cutting for Stone

“Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy”
Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?

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