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Quotes About Umbrella

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Dejan Stojanovic
“To hear never-heard sounds,
To see never-seen colors and shapes,
To try to understand the imperceptible
Power pervading the world;
To fly and find pure ethereal substances
That are not of matter
But of that invisible soul pervading reality.
To hear another soul and to whisper to another soul;
To be a lantern in the darkness
Or an umbrella in a stormy day;
To feel much more than know.
To be the eyes of an eagle, slope of a mountain;
To be a wave understanding the influence of the moon;
To be a tree and read the memory of the leaves;
To be an insignificant pedestrian on the streets
Of crazy cities watching, watching, and watching.
To be a smile on the face of a woman
And shine in her memory
As a moment saved without planning.”
Dejan Stojanovic

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. The blue sky matched the blue in your eyes, though you had a few more clouds in your irises. When you got sad, you didn’t cry—you rained, and that’s why I approached you to try to sell you a nose umbrella, something that I had just invented.
”
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Jarod Kintz
“The party was dry, she was wet, and the sky was in the middle (cloudy, but no rain).
Love was in the air, and that’s why I brought an umbrella.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Debasish Mridha
“God is like an umbrella of illusion and belief,
In rainy days we use him, in sunny days we forget him.”
Debasish Mridha

Paul Auster
“Yes. A language that will at last say what we have to say. For our words no longer correspond to the world. When things were whole, we felt confident that our words could express them. But little by little these things have broken apart, shattered, collapsed into chaos. And yet our words have remained the same. Hence, every time we try to speak of what we see, we speak falsely, distorting the very thing we are trying to represent. […] Consider a word that refers to a thing- “ umbrella”, for example. […] Not only is an umbrella a thing, it is a thing that performs a function. […] What happens when a thing no longer performs its function? […] the umbrella ceases to be an umbrella. It has changed into something else. The word, however, has remained the same. Therefore it can no longer express the thing.”
Paul Auster

Jarod Kintz
“A gun that shoots out rainclouds is a delayed water gun. I need to just pull the trigger and tell her I love her, but I’ll wait until her umbrella is open and her bathtub full of coffee.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were taking a bath, and I was taking a nap. I took my nap everywhere I went, and I kept it in a knapsack. You kept your bath in your purse, and I kept my shower under my umbrella.
”
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Jarod Kintz
“The morning came pouring down on my night, but luckily I was able to convert my erection into an umbrella.”
Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Jarod Kintz
“You can talk about love all day, but until you feel it, you might as well be an albino under an umbrella.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I put the cloudy in Sunday. And I love like an open umbrella on Saturday night.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I’ll begin to feel better.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I use my umbrella as a shield against flashlights. People are always trying to kill my shadow. I believe the people of the night are in love with me.
”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“It’s raining and my clothes are all wet. They are so drinkable! So is my love for you, but I left that in the river, along with the umbrella.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“I make love in the rain, alone, under an umbrella, because people in phone booths cannot be trusted. I hang my clothes up like I hang up a phone—long distance.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holding umbrellas standing behind me. Who invited Congress?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I sold her an umbrella that would shield her from heavenly I love yous.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Love is like a rain cloud under the dome of an umbrella. But I’m cool with that, because that’s what I call a portable shower.”
Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Jarod Kintz
“An upside down umbrella is a soup bowl. The next time it’s raining dinner, I’ll be there, and I’ll bring an extra spoon for you.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inevitably there’ll be a parade, so just remember your umbrella.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Anthony Liccione
“Umbrellas raining upon me, as these cloudy tears give me shelter.”
Anthony Liccione

Giorge Leedy
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. "You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT where the SUN DOESN'T SHINE," he growled.
"Too late. Somebody already DID THAT.”
Giorge Leedy

Jarod Kintz
“A toothpick would not make a good umbrella pole. Cotton candy doesn’t rain like a cloud, but my love sure does.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a rainy day.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “The Cloud”, because honestly, reading and rainy days go together like peanut butter and umbrellas.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Rain brings rain of umbrella!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Rain is simple, umbrella is simple; umbrella under rain is the magical meeting of these beautiful simples!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Don't let the rain drive you to the wrong shelter; the shade can turn out to be your protector and also your destroyer, and sometimes the rain is the perfect protector from the rain.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Spiridon Vangheli
“The Umbrella

Ion Bulbuk has bought an umbrella.
“Knock-knock” – it is a neighbour at the door.
“It is going to rain, Ion. Give me your umbrella, please.”
“It is not in the house,” lied Bulbuk.
It rains…
Bulbuk is walking wet in the yard, for the neighbour to see that the umbrella is not at home. But the neighbour is not watching.
He went in the village for his business.”
Spiridon Vangheli

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