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Quotes About Toothbrush

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E.L. James
“You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me.
"I used your toothbrush."
His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you?”
E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

Jarod Kintz
“In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them with defeat. Both are mint flavored, so I try not to get them mixed up.
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Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Arthur Conan Doyle
“I should be very much obliged if you would slip your revolver into your pocket. An Eley's No. 2 is an excellent argument with gentlemen who can twist steel pokers into knots. That and a tooth-brush are, I think, all that we need.”
Arthur Conan Doyle

Jarod Kintz
“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“My toothpaste tastes like baloney, so I brush my teeth with wheat bread.
 Guess what flavor my love is, and what kind of mechanical apparatus I use to make it.
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Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“I use two toothbrushes. One is for my anus, though I can never remember which one. Both toothbrushes belong to my mother-in-law, so I’m incentivized to be forgetful.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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