Quotes About Penguins

Quotes tagged as "penguins" (showing 1-14 of 15)
Rick Riordan
“the answer to every problem involved penguins”
Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

“Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.”
Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Jasper Fforde
“I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.”
Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

Joss Stirling
“Zed : Penguins, such fascinating creatures, but I didn’t know you were studying them. What class is that you’re taking?
Sky: The ‘we-stupid-looking-creature-should-stick-together’ class.”
Joss Stirling, Finding Sky

Jasper Fforde
“For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.”
Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

Rebekah Crane
“I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.”
Rebekah Crane, Playing Nice

Jacob M. Appel
“Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one at a time. I’m not going to be the schmuck who shows up in Orlando two
birds short of a dinner party....I know I’m pulling out of Houston with exactly forty-two Gentoo penguins, seventeen Jamaican land iguanas, four tuataras from New Zealand, and a pair of rare, civet-like mammals called linsangs. No more, no less.”
Jacob M. Appel, Scouting for the Reaper

“I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins.”
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, The Worst Journey in the World

“the insiders view”
javid chaudhary

Ian  Barker
“Graham glared him into silence, his eyes cold enough to make a penguin wish it had stocked up on thermal underwear.”
Ian Barker, Fallen Star

Donald Finkel
“I have taken the liberty of quoting at length throughout from the gospels of the Emperor penguins. To them I owe a special debt of gratitude for their remarkable patience.”
Donald Finkel, Adequate Earth

“The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?”
Judith Hayes

A.L. Kennedy
“If ever the difficulties of your life seem overwhelming, consider the prospect of being eaten alive by savage penguins and rejoice that such horrors are unknown to you.”
A.L. Kennedy, Now That You're Back

Laurell K. Hamilton
“The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about the walls and carpet. They could be replaced, but I'd collected those damned stuffed toys over years.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Laughing Corpse

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