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Quotes About Tall

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Jarod Kintz
“Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I want to never stop growing as a person. I’d love to be well over 8 feet tall.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

Jarod Kintz
“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

R.L. Mathewson
“They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. “Fine, will you go in with me then?”

“Will it make you feel better?”

“Yes.”

“Sure thing. The worse thing that could happen is people will think you are carrying my baby. I’m sure it’s perfectly normal for a female teacher to be with her male student at a pharmacy in the middle of the day buying a pregnancy test. What could go wrong?” he asked wryly.”
R.L. Mathewson, Tall, Dark & Lonely

Jarod Kintz
“I’m taller in tolerance than I am in height. Barely. I’m only 6’3, so I apologize for not being more understanding.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

R.L. Mathewson
“Her hands shot up. “See that’s exactly what I’m saying. You’re seeing what you want, and what you see you explain away and excuse things like you’re fixing me. I’m not perfect, Ephraim and I really wish you would see that.”
“You drool.”
“What?” That caught her off guard.
“When you’re asleep you drool. I’ve woken up more than a few times with a little puddle forming on my chest.” After a thought he added. “And you snore. Not a delicate snore either mind you.”
“I do not!” Her face colored with indignation.
He sighed heavily as if the knowledge pained him. “Oh, but you do. I’ve even heard Jill talk about it. Did you know that’s the main reason she was happy about her room. Actually, she and Joshua thanked your Grandmother for putting you at the other end of the house, something about finally getting a decent night’s sleep. They compared your snore to a chainsaw. I can see why they’d say that.”
R.L. Mathewson, Tall, Dark & Lonely

Joss Stirling
“He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald patch on top of his head fringed by curls when we stood side by side.”
Joss Stirling, Seeking Crystal

William G. Bentrim
“Physical size can not measure the ferocity and compassion of the heart, spirit and soul. Truly in the measure of a person, short or tall doesn’t matter at all.”
William G. Bentrim, Short or Tall Doesn't Matter at All

“You know how when someone is tall, people will compare them to a string bean? She, my friend, was like asparagus, but without the subsequent odor.”
Tom Alford, Dolph and Erasmus

Jarod Kintz
“My phone rang a long time, so I answered. How long? Eight feet long. My last relationship was half that long. I should be taller in love.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter and taller and more handsome than other water.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“You have to be fun to ride roller coasters. And you have to be tall. My love for you is both of those things, even though I disguise it as a dwarf.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obviously, mothers of really tall men must have been loose whores.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
tags: humor, tall

Israelmore Ayivor
“If you plant your crops in the weather of pride they will grow tall and fall down. Take away pride and your dreams will stand.”
Israelmore Ayivor, Shaping the dream

Jarod Kintz
“The phone book shouldn’t be arranged alphabetically, but by height. Guess how tall my love for you is. That’s right—taller than Goliath!”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“All the Debbies in the world are too big to be little. Makes me wish I were just two inches taller, you know? I blame my dad—or the mailman. Not sure yet. I get the DNA results back tomorrow.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in less than 19.82 inches.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“If I grew an inch a day, in 365 days I’d be one year tall. I’d be over three basketball hoops high, but I’d still only be able to palm a Sunday once a year.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Love is like ten midgets trying to amount to more than they are. But no matter how hard they try, they won’t ever be eleven midgets tall.”
Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Jarod Kintz
“The word “Word” is too long to be short, like a 4” tall non-midget. My favorite word is love, and though it’s not long, it’s by far the tallest word.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you know my love is refillable? For just .99 cents.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Israelmore Ayivor
“Your challenges are like tall walls with weak foundations. They'll fall when you dare to give them a blow. Don't be afraid to dare... You will surely overcome!”
Israelmore Ayivor, Daily Drive 365

Israelmore Ayivor
“You may be tall; you may be short. You may be a black; you may be a white. One more thing to keep behind your mind is that you "your purpose is unique". Anyone who is thinks he is clever enough will mess up when he/she wears your shoes; it won't fit!”
Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

David Weber
“Falderson," he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He craned his neck to gaze up at the hradani and shook his head. "In fact, he's even stupider than I thought. You, sir, are the biggest damned hradani-no offense-I think I've ever seen.”
David Weber, Oath of Swords

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