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Quotes About Sugar

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Jarod Kintz
“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Jarod Kintz
“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Laurell K. Hamilton
“I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.”
Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins

Shirley Jackson
“You will be wondering about that sugar bowl, I imagine, is it still in use? You are wondering, has it been cleaned? You may very well ask, was it thoroughly washed?”
Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Vera Nazarian
“Neither sugar nor salt tastes particularly good by itself. Each is at its best when used to season other things.

Love is the same way.

Use it to "season" people.”
Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

Stephen King
“Want a Coke?” Abra asked. “Sugar solves lots of problems, that’s what I think.”
Stephen King, Doctor Sleep
tags: sugar

Jarod Kintz
“All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Jarod Kintz
“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Robert Rankin
“If there are no spots on a sugar cube then I’ve just put a dice in my tea.”
Robert Rankin, The Antipope
tags: dice, sugar, tea

Jarod Kintz
“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit of measurement for love).”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I bought a five-pound sack of sugar. Now I just need to buy a cup of coffee to dump it in.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar anyone?”
Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Jarod Kintz
“Life’s like brown sugar sprinkled on shit. Sure it tastes great, if you don’t mind the smell.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“People think coffee can be drunk with or without cream and sugar, but coffee can be drunk more ways than that. Coffee can be drunk awake or asleep, and coffee can be drunk by the cup, by the gallon, or by yourself.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“I’d pour the Milky Way in my morning coffee, just to wake up my inner universe. Your love is all the sugar I’d need.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“Her hair was the color of coffee without cream, and she fell in love with me when I poured sugar on her. Probably.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“I’ve decided to cut back on my sugar intake by applying it externally, as a dermal abrasion.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“I’m not rich in paper money, I’m rich in packets of sugar. Actually, I’m richer, because at least the packets of sugar have some real value.”
Jarod Kintz

Israelmore Ayivor
“Not every dream grows on every land, so you got to watch out! “Sugar cane” dreams should find the environment where there is flooding of great ideas from great people. It will die off if it is planted at the place where the drought of discouragement is a well cherished culture!”
Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

Jarod Kintz
“I like my women like I like my sugar—refined. Actually, I like my sugar natural, like my mannequin sex.”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Jarod Kintz
“I like my coffee black, like my disposition. Either pass me the sugar, or pass me without so much as a nod of acknowledgement.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“I drink coffee like a civilized man—alone in a cave, wearing a loincloth, and grunting in frustration because my club is too thick to fit in my cup to stir in the sugar.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“For breakfast I want a bowl of sugar with some corn flakes sprinkled on top. Then I want to make sweet love to you.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I have a coffee table, but I don’t like it. I think it could use some more cream and sugar. Plus, it’s entirely too liquid to be a functional piece of furniture.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jacques Loeb
“Through the discovery of Buchner, Biology was relieved of another fragment of mysticism. The splitting up of sugar into CO2 and alcohol is no more the effect of a 'vital principle' than the splitting up of cane sugar by invertase. The history of this problem is instructive, as it warns us against considering problems as beyond our reach because they have not yet found their solution.”
Jacques Loeb

“I spent 33 years and 4 months in active military service . . . And during that period I spent most of my time as a high-class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.

Thus, I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street.

I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1902–1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927, I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested.

Our boys were sent off to die with beautiful ideals painted in front of them. No one told them that dollars and cents were the real reason they were marching off to kill and die.”
General Smedley Butler

Cheryl Strayed
“I hope when people ask what you're going to do with your English degree and/or creative writing degree you'll say: 'Continue my bookish examination of the contradictions and complexities of human motivation and desire;' or maybe just: 'Carry it with me, as I do everything that matters.'

And then smile very serenely until they say, 'Oh.”
Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar

Jarod Kintz
“Let’s make Kool-Aid together. I’ll bring the Kool-Aid and the sugar, if you water down the sex.
”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Candess M. Campbell
“When you find yourself pushing through and using caffeine or sugar to keep going, this is the time to listen to your innate ultradian rhythm and take a rest.”
Candess M. Campbell, 12 Weeks to Self-Healing: Transforming Pain Through Energy Medicine

Edwidge Danticat
“Perhaps there had been joy for them in finding that sugar could be made from blood.”
Edwidge Danticat, The Farming of Bones

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