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Quotes About Stupid

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George Carlin
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

John Green
“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”
John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

Bertrand Russell
“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
Bertrand Russell

Charles M. Schulz
“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
Charles M. Schulz

George Carlin
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
George Carlin

C.S. Lewis
“Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.”
C.S. Lewis, The Magician's Nephew

Orson Scott Card
“Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.”
Orson Scott Card

Eoin Colfer
“Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

Victor Hugo
“An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.”
Victor Hugo, Ninety-Three

Oscar Wilde
“Irony is wasted on the stupid”
Oscar Wilde

Patricia Briggs
“Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.”
Patricia Briggs, Dragon Bones

John Green
“I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.”
John Green, Let It Snow

George R.R. Martin
“If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.

"That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya”
George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

Kami Garcia
“I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.”
Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

Mercedes Lackey
“If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
(a Shin'a'in saying)”
Mercedes Lackey, Owlknight

William Blake
“To generalize is to be an idiot.”
William Blake

Margaret Mitchell
“I wish to Heaven I was married," she said resentfully as she attacked the yams with loathing. "I'm tired of everlastingly being unnatural and never doing anything I want to do. I'm tired of acting like I don't eat more than a bird, and walking when I want to run and saying I feel faint after a waltz, when I could dance for two days and never get tired. I'm tired of saying, 'How wonderful you are!' to fool men who haven't got one-half the sense I've got, and I'm tired of pretending I don't know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they're doing it... I can't eat another bite.”
Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

Jarod Kintz
“I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s a fact: politicians are not loyal.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Patricia Briggs
“A stupid ruler is much more of a problem than an insane one.”
Patricia Briggs, Dragon Blood

Rick Riordan
“He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles).”
Rick Riordan, The Maze of Bones

Lynsay Sands
“Intelligent people know they are intelligent. They also know that one person cannot know all, hence a person is not stupid simply because he is ignorant of one thing or another. They know that, to another intelligent person, they will not appear stupid in asking for an explanation of what they do not know, and so their ignorance on any particular issue does not become an embarrassment.”
Lynsay Sands, Love Is Blind

“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”
Britney Spears

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
Lowest crime rates in the country”
― Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC

Katie MacAlister
“Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid. ”
Katie MacAlister, Hard Day's Knight

Jessica Park
“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”
Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

“The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
Joe Theismann

Meg Cabot
“I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.”
Meg Cabot, Insatiable

Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.”
Jessica Simpson

Libba Bray
“God doesn't like lesbians," Grandma Huberman hised, throwing the magazine in the trash.
Jennifer knew what lesbian meant, and she knew she probably was one. But she couldn't understand why God would hold that against her or against Monica Mathers, who'd never started a war or killed anybody, and whose deadeye three-pointers were straight-up amazing. After all, hadn't God made both of them? But people were like that, she'd noticed. They'd invoke Godly privilege at the weirdest of times and for the most stupid reasons.”
Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

Hillary Rodham Clinton
“I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton

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