Quotes About Stairs

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Jarod Kintz
“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Derek Landy
“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.
"Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs."
"Really?"
"Oh, yes."
She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?"
"They just are."
"In what way?"
"In a magicky way."
She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?"
"Not really.”
Derek Landy, Mortal Coil

Jarod Kintz
“She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“They say there are twelve steps to quitting something. But what if that something is playing with a slinky? Seems like you should be able to quit playing with a slinky using no steps.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“The river didn’t fall down the mountain. No, it took the escalator. I love swimming down stairs like I’m Michael Phelps in a wheelchair.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go down one flight of stairs and then come back up? Same destination, same distance, same amount of work, but two different paths. Who knows, I might find love on one path. Probably the path I don’t choose. 
”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Glenn Beck
“Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn`t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.”
Glenn Beck

Mehmet Murat ildan
“We are all on the stairs, my friend; some of us are going down, some us are going up!”
Mehmet Murat ildan
tags: stairs

Julie Kagawa
“Gazing up at the long flight of stairs to the temple, Puck shook his head and sighed. “Stairs." He grimaced. “I swear there must be like some secret code. All mysterious ancient temples must have a minimum of at least seven thousand steps to the front door.”
Julie Kagawa, The Iron Knight

Munia Khan
“You will never feel alone, if you run down the stairs of loneliness; as every solitary step becomes your companion.”
Munia Khan

Jarod Kintz
“We made love like stairs in an elevator. I rang the doorbell twice before anybody answered the phone.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“A manmade waterfall that was half man, half waterfall would have a hard time going upstairs. Thank God for waterproof elevators!”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Why is it called a flight of stairs? It should be called a walk of stairs.”
Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

Jarod Kintz
“I’m like a staircase, she was like an elevator, and our relationship never escalated above friendship. I’d like to think we’ll one day be a couple, but I’m not going to wear a fishbowl on my head and dream about it. That wouldn’t be fair to me, her, or the goldfish I’d be displacing.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“Instead of hip hip hooray, how about hip hip replacement? Old age should be celebrated one wobbly step at a time until the top of the stairs topples down onto the topless crowd below.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I’m walking downstairs and upstairs at the same time. I’m in love.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Mehmet Murat ildan
“To ascend faster on the stairs of life, keep the thinking shorter! Think fast and act fast!”
Mehmet Murat ildan
tags: stairs

Lev Grossman
“You don’t live in a castle full of spiral stairs without getting calves of adamantium.”
Lev Grossman, The Magician's Land

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Every step of every stairs contains many precious treasures for you to ascend further up and to go further far!”
Mehmet Murat ildan
tags: stairs

Jarod Kintz
“Too bad the buttons on my shirt don’t operate the elevator at work. If they did, maybe I wouldn’t have taken off my pants and taken the stairs.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Chloe Thurlow
“Like drugs and alcohol, stairs take you up and stairs bring you down. Stairs are neither in one place nor another. They bridge the vertical. Stairs have no allegiance. Stairs live in a private world of the abstruse and mystical. Don't thrust them. More people die falling down stairs than on airplanes.”
Chloe Thurlow
tags: stairs

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Stairs are your teacher; they teach you to be stronger. Love your teacher and every time life puts some stairs before you, accept them as a present!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Zechariah Barrett
“Once outside, the detectives advanced up an escalator and to a floor with two elevators. One was labeled for the staff, and the other for guests. In the corner was a plain grey door which led up a staircase.

“Monsieur Leor…” Jean began. “Are you up for a challenge?”

“You want to run up the staircase.” Leor concluded, plainly. “Like schoolboys?”

“Ouais, monsieur,” Jean replied, with a silly grin. “You can consider it your preliminary training, if that helps your dignity.”
Zechariah Barrett, Beyond Chivalry

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Once in a lifetime every man encounters a very special staircase which can take him to very high grounds; but only some of them grasp this and use the stairs!”
Mehmet Murat ildan
tags: stairs

Kelly Batten
“I hate smug people.”
Ros laughed. “That you do. And so you’re using his phone. He’ll explode, you know.”
“Oh, it’ll be bad. ‘Cause I made all the phone calls on my list.”
There was a pause. “No. You didn’t.”
“I did.”
“Fifty-one phone calls on the off-limits phone?” “Yup.”
“Did you fall down the stairs or something? What is wrong with you?!”
Kelly Batten, One Day You'll Find Me

Mehmet Murat ildan
“If you have to walk up the endless-looking stairs to reach your target, do never waste your time thinking, just walk up the stairs!”
Mehmet Murat ildan
tags: stairs

Mehmet Murat ildan
“To be very successful, climbing the stairs will not be enough; you must climb the icy stairs as well!”
Mehmet Murat ildan
tags: stairs

Nick Hornby
“Even thought our problems had driven us up there, it was as if they had somehow, like Daleks, been unable to climb the stairs.”
Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down

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