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Quotes About Silly

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Jarod Kintz
“If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
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Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Jarod Kintz
“What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

Alanis Morissette
“When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.”
Alanis Morissette

Jarod Kintz
“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz
“Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want

Jarod Kintz
“I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

Jarod Kintz
“I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating.”
Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Jarod Kintz
“I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much.”
Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Jarod Kintz
“My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Norton Juster
“Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”
Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

Jarod Kintz
“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
”
Jarod Kintz

John D. Rhodes
“Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).”
John D. Rhodes

Libba Bray
“Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds. ”
Libba Bray, Going Bovine

Lloyd Alexander
“Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.”
Lloyd Alexander, Westmark Trilogy Prebind Set

Jarod Kintz
“I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes sense. Now if I also lived in Cheeseland (Wisconsin) it would make perfect, yummy sense.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”
Jarod Kintz

Gordon Korman
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.”
Gordon Korman, No More Dead Dogs

Douglas Adams
“He actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house.”
Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Jarod Kintz
“I want to buy you a pair of YAP, or Yellow Admiration Pants (they have no crotch), and have you talk dirty to me.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

Jarod Kintz
“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dressing your father promised my father, 53 years ago. Kindly pour some on my salad and I’ll be on my way.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“When I was a kid we played cowboys and Indians, and I always wanted to be an Indian when I grew up.”
― Ville Valo

Lily Tomlin
“Just remember, we're all in this alone.”
Lily Tomlin

Jarod Kintz
“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To know how I truly feel about you, look no further than the balloon giraffe.”
Jarod Kintz

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