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Quotes About Shit Happens

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J.R. Ward
“You never knew the last time you were seeing someone. You didn't know when the last argument happened, or the last time you had sex, or the last time you looked into their eyes and thanked God they were in your life.
After they were gone?
That was all you thought about.
Day and night.”
J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

Colleen Hoover
“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.”
Colleen Hoover, Slammed

J.R. Ward
“Or, God, maybe this was just life. For everyone on the planet. Maybe the Survivor's Club wasn't something you "earned," but simply what you were born into when you came out of your mother's womb. Your heartbeat put you on the roster and then the rest of it was just a question of vocabulary: the nouns and verbs used to describe the events that rocked your foundation and sent you flailing were not always the same as other people's, but the random cruelties of disease and accident, and the malicious focus of evil men and nasty deeds, and the heartbreak of loss with all its stinging whips and rattling chains... At the core, it was all the same.”
J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

J.R. Ward
“The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.”
J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

Scott Lynch
“He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that the line is actually circular.”
Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

Toba Beta
“Free-will doesn't include shit-happens,
unless that's the goal of one's intention.”
Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

David Hume
“Stercus accidit.”
David Hume

Scott Lynch
“Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?"

"The what?"

"The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared, universal assumption about the human condition."

"What is it?"

"He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that line is actually circular.”
Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

Karl Marlantes
“We all have shit on our shoes. We've just got to realize it so we don't track it into the house.”
Karl Marlantes, What It is Like to Go to War

Charles Bukowski
“There is always somebody about to ruin your day, if not your life.”
Charles Bukowski, Pulp

Anthony Liccione
“The pessimist reason that things just happen, where the optimist believe that things happen for a reason.”
Anthony Liccione

Stacey Marie Brown
“Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter.”
Stacey Marie Brown, Fire in the Darkness

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