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Quotes About Sheets

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Kristie LeVangie
“I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.”
Kristie LeVangie

Jarod Kintz
“My sheets are so white they look like Google’s homepage. They even have a touch of red on them, from that double homicide back in December.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Tegan Quin
“All around me new love and it makes me sad. All around me feel assured that you'll be back, if I imagine you, body next to another.”
Tegan Quin

Jarod Kintz
“I have a spreadsheet of all the women I'd like to spread and sheet. Your mom is on my list. So is your grandma, may she rest in peace.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

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