Quotes About Shaving

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James Joyce
“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.”
James Joyce, Ulysses

Libba Bray
“I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.”
Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

Tom Robbins
“Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.”
Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All

David Wong
“The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The right half was as shaggy as before. John emerged after her, brushing a layer of dog hair off his clothes.

John said, "Well, that's done... It was Molly's idea. She wants to look like two different dogs when she's coming and going. She thinks it will make it easier for her to steal food... That's one complicated dog, Dave. Have you started on the bomb?”
David Wong, John Dies at the End

John Steinbeck
“A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.”
John Steinbeck, Cannery Row

Jarod Kintz
“I missed a spot shaving. The spot looks like a mustache.”
Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

Robert L. Slater
“Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply.”
Robert L. Slater

Jarod Kintz
“I cut my face shaving, and all those little pieces of toilet paper stuck to my chin actually looked great with my butt chin.”
Jarod Kintz

“Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?
-Sergeant Schlock”
Howard Tayler, The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance

Crystal Hudson
“I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.”
Crystal Hudson, Dreaming is for lovers

Jarod Kintz
“I haven’t shaved in days. There are literally dozens of peaches waiting for me.
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

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