Quotes About Sexting

Quotes tagged as "sexting" (showing 1-5 of 5)
Jarod Kintz
“She texted me telling me her mom was dying, so I did the right thing and texted her back a picture of my erect penis and said, “Let’s start a new family.”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Jarod Kintz
“I have nowhere to go and no way to get there. But at least I’m not hitchhiking, because my thumbs are too proud—and too busy sexting your mom.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Alexandra Iff
“Who are you, Mr. Knight? Are you my knight in shining armor? Or a dark prince, riding into obscurity? Whoever you are, you better reply to me. I need you. I need this.”
Alexandra Iff, Flash burn BOX SET

Alexandra Iff
“Miss Roberts, where should I send the check for the steam cleaning of your furniture and replacement of your ruined panties?”
Alexandra Iff, Flash burn BOX SET

J.L. Langley
“What r u wearing? Huh? Matt blinked at the phone, sure he'd read it wrong. Wasn't that how phone sex started? He wasn't dating anyone.”
J.L. Langley, With Abandon

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