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Quotes About Humor Sarcasm

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Cassandra Clare
“Have you tried talking to her?"
"No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work?”
Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

Seanan McGuire
“We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" - Frances Brown”
Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to worry about. Ever. Anyone have a cushion I can sit on? A really big fluffy one? Hell, let’s even make it pale pink with bows on it just for good measure.”
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Born of Shadows

Dana Marie Bell
“Does the Pope love Jesus?”
Dana Marie Bell, Shadow of the Wolf

Christina Channelle
“I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all.”
Christina Channelle, Dahlia

Stieg Larsson
“I mean, I may not hold the record in cleaning house either, but if I've got old milk cartons that smell like maggots I bundle them up and put them out."
"I'm on a disability pension'" he said. "I'm socially incompetent.”
Stieg Larsson, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

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