Quotes About Seller

Quotes tagged as "seller" (showing 1-11 of 11)
Jarod Kintz
“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Tamora Pierce
“I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me.”
Tamora Pierce, Bloodhound

Jarod Kintz
“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door door salesman, don’t knock it.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were a wholesale hole salesman, and I was a wholesale half salesman. I told you a half a hole is the same as a whole hole, and you said the pricing isn’t the same. I agreed and I disagreed, and I tried telling you this, but there isn’t a word that’s in the middle of agree and disagree that means you think both at the same time, so I just started talking about the newest shovel designs.
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Jarod Kintz
“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“The only people who don’t need elevator pitches are elevator salesmen. I once tried to sell an elevator to a man who owned a one-story building. He didn’t buy from me, but he did sell me on the benefits of leaving his lobby without any bullet holes in my body.”
Jarod Kintz, #Networking is people looking for people looking for people

Jarod Kintz
“I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

“Violence always leads to pain" Trendal Malian- Ishtaria: Prince of Blades”
Keith Collier

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Profitable bookstores sell books. Unprofitable book sellers store books.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being a writer is a gift, being an author is amazing, becoming a best seller is everyone's dream”
LaQuita Cameron

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