Quotes About Sarcastic Quotes

Quotes tagged as "sarcastic-quotes" (showing 1-26 of 26)
Jess C. Scott
“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”
Jess C. Scott, Rockstar

Ashleigh Brilliant
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
Ashleigh Brilliant

Candace C. Bowen
“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”
Candace C. Bowen

Vann Chow
“If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.”
Vann Chow, Shanghai Nobody

E.A. Bucchianeri
“(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery behind it,” Katherine admitted as she remembered her trips to the Louvre and how she shook her head at the poor tourists crowding around to see a jaundiced, eyebrow-less lady that reminded her of tight-lipped Washington on the dollar bill. Surely, they could have chosen a better portrait of the First President for their currency?”
E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

Alex Flinn
“Good to know: Doctors can't cure you of being a beast.”
Alex Flinn

“i'm no good-girl-gone bad or goin O-na-na like Rihanna, but I'm gonna Work It like Iggy and Ride Like Lana.”
Bee

Robert Louis Stevenson
“It was a master surgeon, him that ampytated me - out of college and all - Latin by the bucket, and what not; but he was hanged like a dog, and sun-dried like the rest, at Corso Castle.”
Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island

Heidi Schulz
“I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.”
Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

Solange nicole
“I have a new found respect for Atlas.”
Solange nicole

Ryan Lilly
“If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.”
Ryan Lilly

Karen Hawkins
“I don’t need a hero. I was blessed with a large amount of common sense, which is of infinitely more use than a man.”
Karen Hawkins, The Seduction of Sara

Ljupka Cvetanova
“If you don't understand it, it's art.”
Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

Martyn V. Halm
“Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.”
Martyn V. Halm, Reprobate: A Katla Novel

Prashant Yadav
“The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.”
Prashant Yadav, The Jeera Packer

“You are free.You were born free and you can do whatever you want but between the limits”
raya hatahet

Prashant Yadav
“In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.”
Prashant Yadav, The Jeera Packer

Adhish Mazumder
“Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.”
Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Adhish Mazumder
“Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice is a part of long term justice.”
Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Adhish Mazumder
“I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.”
Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

“Unalloyed Joy of Life has become a trademark; starting from the day, when the world economy has come to a standstill.”
Kristian Goldmund Aumann

Adhish Mazumder
“The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.”
Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Adhish Mazumder
“When friends become overfriendly - smell fish!”
Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Adhish Mazumder
“Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.”
Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Heidi Schulz
“It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.”
Heidi Schulz, Hook's Revenge

“Being Kind, Is Not My Kind”
Syed Sharukh

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