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Quotes About Sales

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Jarod Kintz
“Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

H.G. Wells
“Advertising is legalized lying.”
H.G. Wells

Jarod Kintz
“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“Tomorrow I was supposed to have a meeting with a salesperson, who happened to be Orafoura. But something came up, so I called him and said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I have to cancel tomorrow.” To which he replied, “Cancel tomorrow! Who do you think you are, God?”
Jarod Kintz, This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. The seasons changed, but you did not. You were the same old person you always were, only older. And I was the same old person I always was, only younger. Yes, I’d discovered the Fountain of Youth, and since we were such old friends, I was going to let you have a swig for 10% off the suggested retail price.
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Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Jay-Z
“I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!”
Jay-Z

Jeffrey Gitomer
“Resilience is not what happens to you. It’s how you react to, respond to, and recover from what happens to you.”
Jeffrey Gitomer

Jeffrey Gitomer
“Becoming well known (at least among your prospects & connections) is the most valuable element in the connection process.”
Jeffrey Gitomer

David Mamet
“Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only.”
David Mamet, Glengarry Glen Ross
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George Carlin
“You can take and nail two sticks together like they've never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it.”
George Carlin, Watch My Language

Jarod Kintz
“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, you’ve got to buy. For just $9.99 I’ll show you how a common brick can transform you into an uncommon salesman. 
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Jarod Kintz, Blanket

Jarod Kintz
“I design, manufacture, distribute, and sell elevator buttons. I specialize in the fourth floor. And I don’t mean to brag, but I’m such a good salesman that I could sell one of my fourth-floor elevator buttons to the owner of a three-story building. I’m also into jazz. I make elevator music in my free time. My motto in life: You can’t push my buttons if you don’t buy them.”
Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were a sunscreen salesperson, and you approached me and said, “Would you like to buy some sunscreen?” I looked at you like you were a curious insect as I replied, “No thanks. I’m still standing in my father’s shadow.”
Jarod Kintz, Dreaming is for lovers

Jarod Kintz
“I was raised in a fishing village in the middle of the desert. I sold hellos and goodbyes just to get by.”
Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Jarod Kintz
“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
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Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. The Thursdays were back, and with them they brought hope. They were selling, and everybody was buying. I tried telling the people they shouldn’t buy, because if they just wait 24 hours, the product would be free. What the Thursdays sold was both priceless and worthless, depending on when you acquired it.”
Jarod Kintz, Dreaming is for lovers

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. I was a sleeping bag salesman, and you sold insomnia. I tried talking you into selling sex instead, because that way we could sell combo packages. But you said no, because you didn’t want to infringe on your grandma’s sales numbers, because that’s what she sold.
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Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Jarod Kintz
“Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.”
Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz
“The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?”
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Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were selling nickels for seven cents apiece, and I was only willing to pay six. Grandma thought I was foolish, but what did I care—she was dead! It’s like my grandpa always used to say, “I want to bill Billings one penny at a time.” He died with five cents to his name. I was named after him—fifty years after him.
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Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

“Dreams are less influential than actions and actions are less influential than results.”
Bobby Darnell

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were a used car salesman, and I sold used horses. I sold used horses to farms, not glue factories, and you sold used cars with new promises.”
Jarod Kintz, Dreaming is for lovers

Caitlin Crews
“Clearly you did not rise to your exalted position through sales,” she said after a moment, only the faintest catch in her dry voice. “Because your pitch could use some work.”
Caitlin Crews, The Replacement Wife

Ian Lamont
“The starting point for ‘discounts’ may be the manufacturer’s suggested retail price (MSRP), an arbitrarily high price that no one will ever pay. By crossing out the high MSRP, retailers are handing shoppers a psychological victory that will make them feel good about the purchase, even if the discounted price is still expensive.”
Ian Lamont, Personal Finance For Beginners In 30 Minutes, Volume 1: How to cut expenses, reduce debt, and better align spending & priorities

Butch Bellah
“If you're as good as you're going to be, life's as good as it's going to get.”
Butch Bellah, The 10 Essential Habits of Sales Superstars: Plugging into the Power of Ten

Butch Bellah
“The sales process should be as natural and fluid as a well choreographed dance.”
Butch Bellah, The 10 Essential Habits of Sales Superstars: Plugging into the Power of Ten

Brandi L. Bates
“Quality sells itself. No hype needed.”
Brandi L. Bates, Red Flags

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