Quotes About Romance Humor

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Alice Clayton
“Hey, if you're going to say what I think you're going to say…wait, are you going to say it?” he asked, smiling down at me.
“Yes, yes I think so.” I grinned shyly back.
“Well, then I think we should say it at the same time, yes?” he suggested.
“Count of three?” I asked. He nodded.
“One…” I started.
“Two…” he said, eyes twinkling.
“Three,” we said together. We both paused, smiling hugely, and then I took a deep breath.
“Jack, I love you.”
“I know,” he said at the same time.
“Ass!” I said, smacking him on the arm.
“That was great!” he laughed.”
Alice Clayton, The Unidentified Redhead

Lindsay Ribar
“...Oh God. I'm one of those girls."
"What girls?" he asked, perplexed.
"Those girls. The ones in all those books and TV shows. Some dumb high school girl falls in love with some supernatural guy, and he's all, 'Behold, I am five million years old!' and she's all, 'Oh my god, how can you ever love pathetic little me!' and he's like, 'Because of destiny!' or whatever. It's just so...ew. You know?”
Lindsay Ribar, The Art of Wishing

Annette Curtis Klause
“what red lips you have," he said in her ear. Did she dare say it? "All the better to kiss you with, my dear," she replied. And then their lips met.”
Annette Curtis Klause, Blood and Chocolate

Samantha Towle
“It’ll take more than a tattoo to stop me from getting inside you. Death, maybe.”
Samantha Towle, Wethering the Storm

Allie Everhart
“I swore I’d never be the girlfriend who spies on her boyfriend’s phone, but tough shit. I’m her today.”
Allie Everhart, Loving You

Julie James
“(Vaughn said)"I'm serious. There was a speech and everything. She told me that I run around with my 'obviously healthy ego' and compared me to a kid in a candy store when it comes to women-trying to get my hands on as many 'shiny treats' as possible."
Cade's mouth twitched. "How dare she. That's just so..." He trailed off, as if thinking about how best to respond.
"Dead-on balls accurate," Huxley finished. The two of them began laughing.”
Julie James, It Happened One Wedding

Amy Lane
“If it feels good, enjoy it. If it doesn’t, adjust your position until it does.”
Amy Lane, Under the Rushes

Nicole Gulla
“There was a definite pull to him and in that moment I had to know why.”
Nicole Gulla, The Lure of the Moon

E.A. Bucchianeri
“... far be it from a French man to interfere with love.”
E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

Mita Jain
“I uttered the wisest thing that you must say to an angry woman - “I’m sorry.”
Mita Jain, In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

Lorraine Beaumont
“Katherine -I wondered if this was how Dorothy felt when she woke up in Oz with all the little people squawking ding dong, the witch is dead.”
Lorraine Beaumont

L.L. Watkin
“From her own life experience Keldaren knew that loveable hunks were in short supply anywhere in the galaxy, loveable hunks who knew her were an extinct species, and that more marketing companies than friends had her phone number.”
L.L. Watkin

Nicole Gulla
“Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful.”
Nicole Gulla, The Lure of the Moon

Tina Vaughn
“Ryan held a strawberry milkshake in one hand, his father's ashes in the other--and hoped like hell he didn't get them mixed up.”
Tina Vaughn, No Sweeter Love

Nicole Gulla
“A sinfully gorgeous man locked his brown eyes with mine.”
Nicole Gulla, The Lure of the Moon

Erik Bundy
“Oh, darlin’, it has nothing to do with how often you mention him. It’s the moony way you do it.”
Erik Bundy, Magic and Murder Among the Dwarves

Nicole Gulla
“Secret societies…like the Skulls of the Free Masons?"
"What do you know about them?" he asked, feeling me out.
"Limited. I've seen a couple of movies with Johnny Depp and Paul Walker a while back. They're societies that have high influence over things like the American and foreign governments.”
Nicole Gulla, The Lure of the Moon

L.G.A. McIntyre
“He had a body that begged to be painted…with chocolate.”
L.G.A. McIntyre

Katie Graykowski
“It smelled delicious but tasted of jealousy.”
Katie Graykowski, Saving Grace

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