Quotes About Romance Humor

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Lindsay Ribar
“...Oh god. I'm one of those girls."
"What girls?" he asked, perplexed.
"Those girls. The ones in all those books and TV shows. Some dumb high school girl falls in love with some supernatural guy, and he's all, 'Behold, I am five million years old!' and she's all, 'Oh my god, how can you ever love pathetic little me!' and he's like, 'Because of destiny!' or whatever. It's just so...ew. You know?”
Lindsay Ribar, The Art of Wishing

Annette Curtis Klause
“what red lips you have," he said in her ear. Did she dare say it? "All the better to kiss you with, my dear," she replied. And then their lips met.”
Annette Curtis Klause, Blood and Chocolate

Amy Lane
“If it feels good, enjoy it. If it doesn’t, adjust your position until it does.”
Amy Lane, Under the Rushes

Laney Smith
“I always thought 'love at first sight' was silly and incredibly irresponsible. Then, you came along and you flipped it on me. I understand it now. I do! ~Sheriff Derrick Decker”
Laney Smith, Lock Creek: In Their Own Time

Ashley Earley
“He smirks, shaking his head and letting his eyes wander. I watch him carefully, wondering what I can say to get him to leave. “I’m not leaving until you answer some questions. Plus, I’m holding your sketchbook hostage, so you might want to cooperate.”

I raise an eyebrow at him. I guess there isn’t much I can say. “This isn’t a hostage negotiation.”

He chuckles half-heartedly as his eyes take me in, almost sizing me up. “I guess I should introduce myself.” He holds a hand out for me to shake. “I’m Nathan.”

I stare at his hand for a moment. “Taylor,” I reply, meeting his eyes again without taking his hand.

He lets his hand fall back to his side. “At least I got you to say something non-hostile.”

“I haven’t been hostile,” I object.

His eyebrows shoot up. “Oh, haven’t you?”

“Why don’t you leave me alone?” I snap. “Leave and don’t come back.” I move passed him, heading for my apartment. He can’t follow and annoy me if I lock the door.

“Where are you going?” he demands. I look back over my shoulder and roll my eyes at him, indicating the answer should be obvious: anywhere he isn’t. Once inside, I slam the door behind me.

“That was totally not hostile!” he calls after me, sarcastically. I quickly head for my bedroom door, slamming it, too.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Ashley Earley
“I grab the nearest lamppost when my knees threaten to give out, panting for breath as the words rip through me”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Julianne Donaldson
“I promise not to love you for your misfortunes”
Julianne Donaldson, Edenbrooke

Ashley Earley
“Every gesture and every look he gives me takes me by surprise and causes my heart to stutter.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Julie Ann Walker
“Wow, put the girl through a couple of days of high-level stress, dress her in black leather and give her a gun, and suddenly she went all Xena: Warrior Princess.”
Julie Ann Walker, Hell on Wheels

Julie Ann Walker
“Sweet lovin' Lord. This place was like a Cabela's catalog on crack”
Julie Ann Walker, Hell on Wheels

Oliver Markus
“Check the top 1000 books on Amazon. Most of them have a shirtless guy on the cover, because they're smutty "romance novels" (read: porn for women) about a girl being swept off her feet by one (or more) billionaire alpha-males. There are literally tens of thousands of books out there about shirtless billionaire alpha-male vampires who can't wait to mate with you. Lucky you! And women eat that shit up! Men, not so much. Men prefer to watch actual porn.”
Oliver Markus, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

Lisa Kleypas
“Aline," he interrupted tersely, "the forces of heaven and hell combined couldn't stop me from making love to you right now."
That hardly left room for ambiguity.”
Lisa Kleypas, Again the Magic

Lorraine Beaumont
“Katherine -I wondered if this was how Dorothy felt when she woke up in Oz with all the little people squawking ding dong, the witch is dead.”
Lorraine Beaumont

S. Walden
“Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away.”
S. Walden, Going Under

Nicole  Silver
“Nothing is impossible when you believe...”
Nicole Silver, Emerald Downs

Laney Smith
“Derrick, you have to make the air move out of her tummy. You are not assaulting her. You're saving her from a stomach ache. ~Anne Howard”
Laney Smith, Lock Creek: In Their Own Time

Lailah Gifty Akita
“God is love. He who loves knows God.”
Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!

Linda Howard
“Good God." he said incredulously. "You've got a black belt in purse attack, that's for damn sure.”
Linda Howard

Jacquelyn Frank
“In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided she didn't look so damn good in them.”
Jacquelyn Frank, Cursed by Fire

Jacquelyn Frank
“In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided that she didn't look so damn good in them.”
Jacquelyn Frank, Cursed by Fire

Debbianne DeRose
“If change is what you're after, unify your broadcast and quit muddying up the signals with thoughts that contradict your preferences. The experience of happiness, love and abundance is actually the default Life design. It's already available. You just need to clean out the debris that's blocking your view.”
Debbianne DeRose, How I Met the Man of My Dreams: a guide to MANifesting yours

Ashley Earley
“I take in all the colorful locks that line the bridge. Each one told a story. Each lock represented a relationship that was once special, whether it ended or turned into true happiness. The locks represented a past, present, and a possible future.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Ashley Earley
“When we step onto the bridge, Nathan turns and spreads his arms out wide. ‘Welcome to Pont des Arts, a.k.a. The Lock Bridge.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Ashley Earley
“The boy took my sketchbook.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Ashley Earley
“I head in the direction of the Eiffel Tower when I exit the alley, relieved to be out of the dark.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Julie Ann Walker
“Was it against the law to vomit in the Oval Office?”
Julie Ann Walker, Hell on Wheels

Ashley Earley
“I freeze, my feet suddenly glued to the floor. It takes me a minute to gather the courage to turn around, but when I do, I immediately wish I hadn't. The boy is standing in the doorway at the end of the hall.
Why is he here again? I barely allow myself time to ask the question before I move. Panicked, I turn and run back downstairs as fast as I can.
"Hey! Wait!" he calls after me.
I don't stop.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Ashley Earley
Lonely.
My heart grips as the word crosses my mind. So many different feelings come with the word, not just loneliness. The word went beyond its definition. Loneliness has a deeper meaning to those who truly know what it means to be alone.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

Ashley Earley
“He stares at me—taking me in—with his lips slightly parted. I struggle to hold myself in place as we gawk at each other. I want so desperately to run, but something is holding me back, keeping me in place.”
Ashley Earley, Alone in Paris

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