Quotes About Romance Funny

Quotes tagged as "romance-funny" (showing 1-30 of 45)
Josephine Angelini
“You certainly do heal fast. But you'll still have some impressive bruises, so if I were you I'd avoid your father for the rest of the night."
"I'll just tell him you abuse me," Helen said with a shrug. She jumped off the examining table.
"And I'll tell him you like it," he teased back.”
Josephine Angelini, Starcrossed

Lia Habel
“The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made me want to turn around, walk out the door, and find a cliff to fling myself off of.”
Lia Habel, Dearly, Departed

Andy Vogt
“Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion.”
Andy Vogt

Cynthia Hand
“Is it okay to kiss you?” he asks.
“I won’t get struck by lightning?”
Cynthia Hand, Unearthly

Alyxandra Harvey
“I have to console myself with the hope that I'd seen Isabeau soften, even hesitate, as if she might actually have taken my arm. It was suddenly very easy to picture her in a gown with petticoats and ringlets in her hair and diamonds at her throat. It was just as easy to picture Magda with horns and pitchfork." - Logan, page 95”
Alyxandra Harvey, Blood Feud

Alexandra Adornetto
“He smiled and scrawled something at the bottom of the answer sheet. The solution now read:
Find X if (X)=2sin3X, over the domain -2πX= Beth
Stop goofing around! I said.

I'm not I'm stating a truth your my solution to everything. Xavier replied. The end result is always you. X always equals Beth.”
Alexandra Adornetto, Halo

Stephenie Meyer
“=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
=> Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
=> It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.”
Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

Christine Feehan
“Jesse, we can’t do this.”

“Sure we can, honey. It’s the perfect night for it. You’re a woman, I’m a
man. Those little twinkling things overhead are stars. I believe it’s referred to as romance.”
Christine Feehan, Predatory Game

Morgan Parker
“I think sometimes the stars align whether we want them to or not. And we're drawn to certain people and places for no other reason than...Destiny.”
Morgan Parker, Non Friction

Rusty Fischer
“So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”
“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.”
Rusty Fischer, Ushers, Inc.

Nicola Marsh
“You thought I didn’t notice the way you two looked at each other? I may be old but I’m not blind. I remember that
feeling. The spark, the electricity... ”
I had to interject before I got the unabridged version of Anjali Does Mumbai.”
Nicola Marsh, Busted in Bollywood

Morgan Parker
“You're not my words, Emma." I said, standing up and staring at the door while pretending to be gazing deep into her pretty hazel eyes. "But you're my numbers. You're all of my numbers." I paused, listened, and figured she had fallen asleep. "You're my infinity.”
Morgan Parker, Non Friction

Allie Everhart
“I’ve never heard a girl say a diamond was too big.”
“I just think when they get too big they look fake.”
He leans down. “I say the same thing about breasts.”
Allie Everhart, Loving You

Sara Daniell
“Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?"

Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh.

"Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?"

"Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great cartoon in your world.”
Sara Daniell, Visions

Nicola Marsh
“Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.
Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhill
from there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting to
detonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, and
suddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal.”
Nicola Marsh, Busted in Bollywood

Morgan Parker
“And I would stop and take you in, all of you, and when our eyes lock we'd just stare into each other's souls and all of the lost time would come out in the shape of a big smile, a few tears and a tight hug that feels like...
I don't know, it would feel like home.”
Morgan Parker, Non Friction

Nicola Marsh
“All pomp and show.” Anjali’s glare at the house would’ve exploded bricks if she’d had superhuman powers. “A fat cow needs a big barn.”
Nicola Marsh, Busted in Bollywood

Sara Daniell
“I can't help it, I run up to him and put my arms around him. Shocked he pulls away, just a little because my arms are still around him and he lifts my head to look at him and kisses me. "And you've been trying to act like you aren't interested." he says while smiling that smile that makes butterflies suddenly appear in multitudes in my stomach.”
Sara Daniell, Visions

Lilly Avalon
“Did you want to change into something more comfortable?” Adrian asks with a raise in his eyebrows, breaking me out of my train of thought, but not away from naughty thoughts.

I smack his knee. “I'm comfortable, but I know you're not.” He doesn't mind dressing up, but on most days I see him in casual clothes like screen-printed tees and hoodies.

“You're right,” he says, tapping my knee lightly, standing up. As he walks toward the hallway, he slips his shirt off the rest of the way. I can't look away from the sight, even if it is only from the back. Damn. What is happening to me? Have I gone mad?

Before I can tear my eyes away from him, he turns around. Judging by the look in his eyes, I've been caught. I have so been caught. Damn again. I didn't want him to see me practically drooling. It's too late for that now.

He smirks. “You know, I could spend the rest of the night just like this.” He places a hand to the hard muscles of his chest.

I clear my throat, trying really hard not to imagine my hand in place of his, and say, “If I'm wearing clothes, you're wearing clothes.”

“So if I'm not wearing clothes...” I grab a coaster from the coffee table and fling it at him. He catches it in his hand. “Just remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.”
Lilly Avalon, Here All Along

Billy London
“Trust me, my parents have about as much impulse control as I do. If they didn't like you, you'd know. Hell, you'd have been sitting in the car until I finished eating.”
Billy London, On Caristo's Watch

Genevieve Dewey
“Kyle, you are a mellow dude...You can’t be with an agitator. And that’s what she is. An agitator. She’s a Jackson Pollock and you’re a Thomas Kinkade.”
Genevieve Dewey, The Good Life

Vicki Lesage
“Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.”
Vicki Lesage, Confessions of a Paris Party Girl

Tiffany Allee
“It wasn’t right. A rescuer shouldn't have a hard-on while performing a heroic act. Charles was pretty sure there was a rule about that somewhere, but he'd be damned if it was one he could follow right now.”
Tiffany Allee, Don't Blackmail the Vampire

Angela Quarles
“The door opened, held by the butler, and Lord Montagu swept into the room, his presence overwhelming the space. She could swear even the flowers in their vases perked up and listed in his direction. Honest to Pete.”
Angela Quarles, Must Love Breeches

Tessa Dare
“This was now officially the most inane conversation in which Griff had ever been a participant—and that included a drunken debate with Del over ostrich racing.

“The color isn’t too awful?” She twisted a fold of the skirt. “The draper called it ‘dewy petal,’ but your mother said the shade was more of a ‘frosted berry.’ What do you say?”

“I’m a man, Simms. Unless we’re discussing nipples, I don’t see the value in these distinctions.”
Tessa Dare, Any Duchess Will Do

Genevieve Dewey
“Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances.”
Genevieve Dewey, The Good Life

Nicole Castro
“Hell if I know. I’m twenty-six, single, just signed a year lease on an apartment…” She touched her eyebrows with her fingertips. “Damn, why did I move back here?”
“Sorry.” I grimaced. “The job market isn’t as bad as it was. I’d give you a job if you really needed one.”
“Thanks. Not sure how good of a bouncer I would be.”
“Maybe hair holder for drunk girls.”
“Sounds great,” she said flatly then made a gagging sound.”
Nicole Castro, The Disintegrated House

M.M. Kin
“For a God whose heart is supposed to be as cold as his realm, you are so warm and kind. You
make it hard to resist,” she murmured.
“Why should you resist? You know how much you are enjoying yourself.”
“Much as I hate to admit it,” she sighed”
M.M. Kin, Seeds Volume One

Tami Lund
“She wore a fitted white scoop neck shirt under a thin jacket, slim brown pants and tennis shoes. He bet she looked hot in four-inch heels. He wondered how long she’d last in this town, and he decided he wanted to sleep with her before she left.”
Tami Lund, Candy Crush

Nicole Castro
“Yes, I just…” Should I be honest and sound like a complete loser? Oh why the hell not? “I have not had a kiss like that in a while.” I licked my lips.
He looked me dead in the eye. “Good.” A wave of silence crashed over us. I didn’t know what to say to that. “Well, I better get going. See you soon?”
I nodded dumbly. “Mmm-hmm.” He smiled and began to walk away. I couldn’t just let him go! “Declan!”
He turned. “Yes, Cake?”
Come on, brain! Think of something! “What should I wear? I mean, what kind of place is Shellshock?” Yes, yes, that was fine… damage averted.
“California casual.”
“Oh, ok.” I think I knew what that meant. Spend three hours getting ready to make it look like you just threw any-ol’-thing on. “Have a nice night.”
He flicked his head my way. “You too.”
Then he was gone.
And then I was sad.
It was ridiculous. Preposterous, even. I was going to have to come clean about the ring- eventually. I hoped he didn’t bring it up because I would probably tell the poor guy my life story to get to why the ring he bought meant so much to me.”
Nicole Castro, Winner's Curse

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