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Quotes About Price

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Jarod Kintz
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Henry David Thoreau
“The cost of a thing is the amount of what I will call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.”
Henry David Thoreau, Walden

Jarod Kintz
“If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Jarod Kintz
“There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jacqueline Carey
“And for a price, I will pretend absolutely nothing.”
Jacqueline Carey, Kushiel's Chosen

Jarod Kintz
“I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of getting others to do it for me is as cheap as cheering them on?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Toba Beta
“Value is more expensive than price.”
Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

“I've solved the mystery: You have to submit silently. Open up, let go. Let anything penetrate you, even the most painful things. Endure. Bear up. That's the magic key! The text comes by itself, and its meaning shakes the soul ... You mustn't let scar tissue form on your wounds; you have to keep ripping them open in order to turn your insides into a marvelous instrument that is capable of anything. All this has its price.”
Klaus Kinski

Henry Ford
“I will build a car for the great multitude. It will be large enough for the family, but small enough for the individual to run and care for. It will be constructed of the best materials, by the best men to be hired, after the simplest designs that modern engineering can devise. But it will be so low in price that no man making a good salary will be unable to own one...”
Henry Ford, My Life And Work

Criss Jami
“In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.”
Criss Jami, Killosophy

Jarod Kintz
“Love is special, like seeing an item that’s marked up 200% and buying it half price.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Peter S. Beagle
“If she had touched me," he said very softly, "I would have been hers and not my own, not ever again. I wanted her to touch me but I could not let her. No cat will. We let human beings caress us because it is pleasant enough and calms them - but not her. The price is more than a cat can pay.”
Peter S. Beagle

Jarod Kintz
“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it up. So why is .99 cents so much sexier than a dollar?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Brom
“Peter's face clouded. "Everything comes at a price. Or have you not learned that yet?”
Brom, The Child Thief

Jarod Kintz
“For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectation level. Thanks, inflation!”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Toba Beta
“Price of peace could only be valued by
people who had suffered loss in the war.”
Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

Toba Beta
“Price ain't merely about numbers. It's a satisfying sacrifice.”
Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

Jarod Kintz
“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or greater value to $14.95.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Moshe Dayan
“It is not in our hands to prevent the murder of workers… and families… but it is in our hands to fix a high price for our blood, so high that the Arab community and the Arab military forces will not be willing to pay it.”
Moshe Dayan

Jarod Kintz
“I want to price my next book and adjust it for the coming hyperinflation. So instead of the normal one dollar price, I’ll charge $1,000,000.00. If I sell one copy now I’ll be a happy man, and if I sell a million copies after hyperinflation hits in a few years then I’ll be equally as happy.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics. But then I changed my mind, once I found out how expensive the tickets are.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

José Saramago
“Dignity has no price, when someone starts making small concessions, in the end, life loses all meaning.”
José Saramago

Jarod Kintz
“The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

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