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Quotes About Pizza

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Dora J. Arod
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Rachel Vincent
“That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped.
"That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza.”
Rachel Vincent, If I Die

Jarod Kintz
“Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

J.A. Konrath
“Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.”
J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour

Cassandra Clare
“Really?" [Catarina] said when he opened the door. " Two years and then you come back and don't even call for two weeks? And then it's 'Come over, I need you'? You didn't even tell me you were home, Magnus."
"I'm home", he said, giving what he considered to be his most winning smile. The smiling took a bit of effort, but hopefully it looked genuine.
"Don't even try that face with me. I am not one of your conquests, Magnus. I am your friend. We are supposed to get pizza, not do the nasty."
"The nasty? But I-"
"Don't." She held up a warning finger. "I mean it. I almost didn't come. But you sounded so pathetic on the phone I had to.”
Cassandra Clare, The Fall of the Hotel Dumort

Amy Neftzger
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
Amy Neftzger

G.A. McKevett
“There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right.”
G.A. McKevett

Jarod Kintz
“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the pizza delivery guy probably wondered if I was going to go put on some clothes and pay him.”
Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Jarod Kintz
“I’ve always wondered about people who live in their cars. I’ll bet for them ordering a pizza is kind of tricky. Should they have it delivered, or should they pick it up?”
Jarod Kintz, This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...

Jarod Kintz
“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“Where is the pizza I ordered 33 minutes ago? I specifically called for pizza to be delivered. The pizza’s missing, and so is the delivery guy. I hope nobody finds his body in the woods, naked, with extra pepperoni covering his nipples.”
Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Jarod Kintz
“You can smuggle anything into an event inside empty pizza boxes. Carrying pizza boxes transforms anyone into Moses. There can be a crowd of 20,000 people, and if you have a few pizza boxes, the crowd parts like the red sea. Hey, that guy’s got pizza. Let him pass. Make way for importance!”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pizza!" to a pack of mushrooms.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“With the rising cost of food, either the portions get smaller, or the quality gets inferior. So, for example, pizza that used to taste like cardboard now tastes like carpet. Unvacuumed carpet, because I asked for lots of toppings.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she made me dress up like the pizza delivery boy while I rang.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I think a cool war helmet is painted with red and white concentric circles, exactly like a bull’s eye. But I’m not a fighter—I’m a lover. That’s why I’m joining the military. I figure after well over a decade of continuous war, all they do is fuck around.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“In high school they called me “Pizza Face.” Not because I had bad acne, though I did, but because I always wore pepperoni and mushrooms on my face.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Let’s split the pizza amongst ourselves, and divide the price evenly amongst yourselves.”
Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Jarod Kintz
“I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me eat on the run.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtains.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“If love tasted like pork, and you were allergic to Francis Bacon, could I be your Shakespeare? We could make love on a pizza and make much ado about nothing, everything, anything, something.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Right now I’m naked, like how my pizza comes out of the oven. I like my toppings like I like my women: topless. I love me some pepperoni.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

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