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Quotes About Pizza

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Dora J. Arod
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
”
Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Rachel Vincent
“That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped.
"That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza.”
Rachel Vincent, If I Die

Jarod Kintz
“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.
”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it. 
”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jamie McGuire
“Besides, there was something under the good girl facade. She hated me on sight because she’d been burned by someone like me before. No way was she a slut, though. Not even a reformed slut. I could spot them a mile away. My game face slowly melted away. I’d finally found a girl that was interesting enough to get to know, and a version of me had already hurt her.”
Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

Jamie McGuire
“She ripped the wild bun down from the crown of her head, and then brushed her long hair with her fingers. I couldn’t stop staring while she rewrapped it and tied it back again. I imagined that this was what she looked like in the morning, and then had to think about the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan to keep my dick from getting hard.”
Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

Rick Riordan
“They chose the olive"
"They must really like olives"
"Forget it"
"Now if she invented pizza that i can understand"
-Percy to Annabeth in the lightning theif”
Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

J.A. Konrath
“Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.”
J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour

G.A. McKevett
“There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right.”
G.A. McKevett

Amy Neftzger
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
Amy Neftzger

Jarod Kintz
“I’ve always wondered about people who live in their cars. I’ll bet for them ordering a pizza is kind of tricky. Should they have it delivered, or should they pick it up?”
Jarod Kintz, This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...

Jarod Kintz
“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.
”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Cassandra Clare
“Really?" [Catarina] said when he opened the door. " Two years and then you come back and don't even call for two weeks? And then it's 'Come over, I need you'? You didn't even tell me you were home, Magnus."
"I'm home", he said, giving what he considered to be his most winning smile. The smiling took a bit of effort, but hopefully it looked genuine.
"Don't even try that face with me. I am not one of your conquests, Magnus. I am your friend. We are supposed to get pizza, not do the nasty."
"The nasty? But I-"
"Don't." She held up a warning finger. "I mean it. I almost didn't come. But you sounded so pathetic on the phone I had to.”
Cassandra Clare, The Fall of the Hotel Dumort

Cassandra Clare
“You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza."
"I did? What time is it?"
"Time for pizza," [Catarina] replied.”
Cassandra Clare, The Fall of the Hotel Dumort

Jarod Kintz
“Where is the pizza I ordered 33 minutes ago? I specifically called for pizza to be delivered. The pizza’s missing, and so is the delivery guy. I hope nobody finds his body in the woods, naked, with extra pepperoni covering his nipples.”
Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Jarod Kintz
“I tell people, "Yeah, I went to Harvard University." What I don't tell them is I was only there for five minutes delivering a pizza.
”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles

Jarod Kintz
“If there are seven people present, myself included, and there is one pizza that’s cut into eight slices, then everyone should get one slice—except for me, who should get two slices, because I didn’t pay. It’s this For The People mentality that’ll make me the ideal politician.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

“Qui n'a plus qu'un moment a vivre
N'a plus rien a dissimuler”
Philippe Quinault, Atys: A Play in Five Acts

Jarod Kintz
“A large pizza is healthier than 31 days of fried penis. That is so long it could only be my penis.
”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jennifer Echols
“An hour later, we were full of pizza and I love him a little more.”
Jennifer Echols, Such a Rush
tags: love, pizza

“Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. Love makes people do crazy things like kill other people or shop at Crate & Barrel. I think on some level it makes us all delusional. Deep down, our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets, we think, I have a special skill that no one knows about and if they knew they’d be amazed. And then eventually we meet someone who says, “You have a secret special skill.” And you’re like, “I know! So do you!” And they’re like, “I know!” And then you’re like, “We should eat pizza ice cream together.” And that’s what love is. It’s this giant mound of pizza-flavored ice cream and delusion”
Mike Birbiglia

Patti Roberts
“What do you want me to do?" Amy repeated, then added. "Is there any pizza left in that box?"
Ambrosia shook her head. "You want me to order pizza?"
With all my freaking heart," Amy said, smiling. "Think of it as the last supper. Oh, and ask for extra bacon and cheese, okay. I've been craving bacon like you wouldn't believe.”
Patti Roberts, Equilibrium

Jarod Kintz
“I promise—and I deliver. But I don’t deliver pizzas. Well, not yet anyway. I’ve got an interview on Tuesday. Wish me love. 
”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“Seeing that the pizza slice came to a point, I picked it up and tried to stab my attacker with it. When you’re in love, you’ll do whatever is necessary to protect that person from imminent danger.”
Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

José N. Harris
“Pizza... It's what America's having for dinner!”
José N. Harris, Mi Vida

“Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics."
-Adam Pazandak”
Adam

Jarod Kintz
“Love will come. But not in thirty minutes or less or it’s FREE! 29:47—thirteen seconds left for the pizza guy to ring my doorbell or he eats the cost of the pizza, while I eat the actual pizza.
”
Jarod Kintz, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

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