Quotes About Pizza

Quotes tagged as "pizza" (showing 1-30 of 43)
Rachel Vincent
“That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped.
"That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza.”
Rachel Vincent, If I Die

Dora J. Arod
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

J.A. Konrath
“Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.”
J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour

Cassandra Clare
“Really?" [Catarina] said when he opened the door. " Two years and then you come back and don't even call for two weeks? And then it's 'Come over, I need you'? You didn't even tell me you were home, Magnus."
"I'm home", he said, giving what he considered to be his most winning smile. The smiling took a bit of effort, but hopefully it looked genuine.
"Don't even try that face with me. I am not one of your conquests, Magnus. I am your friend. We are supposed to get pizza, not do the nasty."
"The nasty? But I-"
"Don't." She held up a warning finger. "I mean it. I almost didn't come. But you sounded so pathetic on the phone I had to.”
Cassandra Clare, The Fall of the Hotel Dumort

Neil Patrick Harris
“But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.”
Neil Patrick Harris, Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

Amy Neftzger
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
Amy Neftzger

G.A. McKevett
“There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right.”
G.A. McKevett

Jim Butcher
“Faeries like pizza?" I asked.
"Oh, Harry," Toot said breathlessly. "Haven't you ever had pizza before?"
"Of course I have," I said.
Toot looked wounded. "And you didn't share?”
Jim Butcher, Storm Front

Jandy Nelson
“I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.”
Jandy Nelson, I'll Give You the Sun
tags: love, pizza

Neil deGrasse Tyson
“On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)”
Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Jetzt eine Pizza, niemand kann tagelang Streuselkuchen essen.”
Lilly Axster, Dorn

“I'd rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.”
Sarah Burgess

Giselle Simlett
“Oh, right. I doubt this place has any delicious, fattening fast-food places, and maybe the Imperium doesn’t either. Yup, no McDonald’s, no Burger King, no Gino’s Pizza… Dear God, have I made a mistake coming here? I may be of small stature, but make no mistake: I am a glutton. On the other hand – possible franchise opportunity.”
Giselle Simlett, Girl of Myth and Legend

Vann Chow
“Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.”
Vann Chow, Shanghai Nobody

Aishabella Sheikh
“Christmas was definitely the best thing ever, even better than pizza. But instead of all her favorite toppings, Amitola was surrounded by all her favorite people.”
Aishabella Sheikh, Jungle Princess

Jayden Hunter
“Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling”
Jayden Hunter, Undressed To The Nines: A Thriller Novel

George Saunders
“I say it must have been great to grow up when men were men. He says men have always been what the are now, namely incapable of coping with life without the intervention of God the Almighty. Then in the oven behind him my pizza starts smoking and he says case in point.”
George Saunders, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
tags: god, men, pizza

Daniel Younger
“Now, my friends, we go for pizza.”
Daniel Younger
tags: pizza

James Patterson
“I called for back up,” Nudge said. “The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way.”
James Patterson

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go!”
Aubrey Plaza

Will Advise
“I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?”
Will Advise, Nothing is here...

Will Advise
“Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.”
Will Advise, Nothing is here...

Will Advise
“Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?”
Will Advise, Nothing is here...

Carl William Brown
“Non capisco come in Italia venga proibita la vendita di droga e armi e si lasci invece la libertà agli autogrill di spacciare la loro schifosissima pizza.”
Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

Deyth Banger
“It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces!”
Deyth Banger

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.”
Jason Barnett

Deyth Banger
“Everything it's has it's own benefits if you buy frozen pizza you go fat. If you buy well made pizza you will keep your weigh, even you won't get fat!”
Deyth Banger

“Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.”
Benedict Smith

“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
Madeline Oles

Noah  Wareness
“The universal logo for a pizzahut is eight slices painted cross a disc of yellow plywood mounted in the mouth of a taxidermic hippopotapus.”
Noah Wareness

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