Quotes About Paraprosdokian

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Bill Liao
“Children should be seen and not herded”
Bill Liao, What the Tweet!? Write Funny One-Liners, Paraprosdokians, Quotations and Aphorisms for Twitter

Brian Spellman
“Absence makes the mind go yonder.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

Brian Spellman
“The shot glass is half drunk.”
Brian Spellman, Psych Ward Cyrano

Brian Spellman
“Honest, I'm a liar. Believe me?”
Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it.

Brian Spellman
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.”
Brian Spellman

Brian Spellman
“An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

Brian Spellman
“The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.”
Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it.

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