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Quotes About Offer

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Jarod Kintz
“Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?
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Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Jarod Kintz
“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you’ll get water with no ice. Ah, but that’s life, no?
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Jarod Kintz, Ah, but that's life, no?

Jarod Kintz
“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Raven Symone
“Friendship is a give and take. You have to have a strong relationship with your friend and I think you have to offer them something and they have to offer you something and that’s to always learn from it.”
Raven Symone

Jarod Kintz
“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Jarod Kintz
“This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’m also selling frozen alien flesh, a patch of Bigfoot’s fur, and a patch of land on Pluto (limit one per customer).
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Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Mitch Albom
“This is how you start to get respect, by offering something that you have.”
Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie

Jarod Kintz
“Everybody has something to offer the world. Even rapists, murderers, and politicians. Well, maybe not politicians.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

M.F. Moonzajer
“Offer me water in your palms and I will drink everlastingly.”
M.F. Moonzajer, A moment with God ; Poetry

Ann Brashares
“This is the most beautiful piece of advice I can offer. I you don't have what you want now, you don't have what you want.”
Ann Brashares, Sisterhood Everlasting

Cheryl Richardson
“Your best teacher is the person offering you your greatest challenge.”
Cheryl Richardson

Nicole Kidman
“Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to miss out on anything life had to offer just because it might be considered dangerous.”
Nicole Kidman

Jarod Kintz
“Her last name was Purchase, and I was sold. I tried to buy, but as there was only one of her, she was OUT OF STOCK. Better luck tomorrow.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Melissa Marr
“His face was pale, and he dropped to the floor so that he was half kneeling, half sitting before her. "Please. I can...help you."
"No." She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. Her mind felt clearer now. Everything made more sense when she wasn't so hungry. "I don't think I want the help you have."
He cradled his bloody arm and tried to stand. "This isn't right. You aren't right. You aren't suppose to be here."

"But I am.”
Melissa Marr, Graveminder

Michael Bassey Johnson
“When you favour a woman, she will want to return the favour in so many means, but its better to rupidiate such offerings.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson
“When you are convinced that what you offer is yours, whether it be mediocre or of standard quality, your originality will make people love you in a way you did not expect.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Any fool that had once helped you will someday make known to everyone that you were once a needy. No matter how broke you are, don't ever be quick to ask for help, let it be voluntary, and you must also learn to feign repudiation, no matter how valuable the offer.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

“Well, when you give me an offer like that, Addolgar the Cheerful, I don’t see how any female with a passionate love of hammers can turn you down. . . .”
G.A. Aiken, A Tale Of Two Dragons

Melissa Marr
“We can end this before anyone gets hurt." William held his hands out to sides as if to show her he was unarmed. "You don't want to hurt people, do you? You will if you don't come away with me. You know that."
"I'm not bad," Daisha whispered.
"I believe you." He held out a hand to her. He curled his fingers toward him in a beckoning gesture. "You can do the right thing here. Just come with me. We'll go meet some people who can help us."
"Her. The new Graveminder."
"No, not her. You and I can fix this all on our own.”
Melissa Marr, Graveminder

Aniruddha Sastikar
“Keep extending hand for friendship. Those alive will grip yours with theirs, while the morally dead will inflate; rubbing their own palms.”
Aniruddha Sastikar

Israelmore Ayivor
“You have to direct change; if you don't do so, change will direct you. Guess... the direction change will offer you is not a comfortable one. But the direction you can offer change will be the most comfortable. Go, make a change now!”
Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

Pen
“Selling yourself short shortchanges others who could reap the benefits of what you have to offer; it also shortchanges you who could, in turn, reap the benefits of what others want to offer you.”
Pen

Felix Wantang
“If God offers the world for sale, how much will you pay for it? What is the price of your own destruction?”
Felix Wantang, Face to Face Meetings with Jesus Christ 2: Astounding Biblical Mysteries Revealed in His Own Words Like Never Before in Human History

Felix Wantang
“Everything Satan has to offer you is a collection of what Jesus rejected; it is the garbage bin of Jesus Christ. Matthew 4:1-17.”
Felix Wantang, God's Blueprint of the Holy Bible

S.A. Tawks
“She didn't want to alienate herself from the very wealthy man that was about to offer her a job by declining the polite offer of a drink.”
S.A. Tawks, The Spirit of Imagination

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