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Quotes About Nose

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Jarod Kintz
“I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want

Toba Beta
“To recognize bullshit,
nose is better than ear.”
Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

George Gissing
“I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose
between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things.”
George Gissing

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. The blue sky matched the blue in your eyes, though you had a few more clouds in your irises. When you got sad, you didn’t cry—you rained, and that’s why I approached you to try to sell you a nose umbrella, something that I had just invented.
”
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Terry Pratchett
“Don't stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.”
Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
tags: eat, nose

Leonora Carrington
“Darling stop being philosophical it doesn't suit you, it makes your nose red.”
Leonora Carrington, The Hearing Trumpet

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. We watched the water in the toilet swirl down like a liquid tornado, and we wondered if we’d just flushed away our last chance at love. We’d used all the toilet paper, so you had nothing to blow your nose with. So I gave you the shirt off my back, and went out into the world to start my new life as a nudist.
”
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Phyllis Theroux
“My nose remembers more than my eyes. The sharp oily smell of eucalyptus combines with afternoon dust from the hockey field. But my heart feels the different then and now.”
Phyllis Theroux, The Journal Keeper: A Memoir

Jarod Kintz
“I collect sounds. I store most of them in my ears, but some, like the sneeze, I store in my nose. If you wear a rain slicker and some rubber gloves, I’ll show you my collection sometime.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“It is with great sadness that I blow my nose.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose would smell like?”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Robert Browning
“Any nose
May ravage with impunity a rose.”
Robert Browning, Sordello

Jarod Kintz
“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. Everest, or you could mount me instead.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
tags: humor, nose

Len Deighton
“He had a long thin nose, a moustache like flock wallpaper, sparse, carefully combed hair, and the complexion of a Hovis loaf.”
Len Deighton, The Ipcress File

Jarod Kintz
“When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiffed medium or large.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“My ears are as blind as my eyes are deaf. But my nose, it can see the truth, except when I block its line of site with my index fingers.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
tags: humor, nose

Jarod Kintz
“The elevator wasn’t empty; it was full of fragrance. The perfume that lingered smelled like my past. Starting tomorrow, to focus on the future, I’m going to close my nose with a clothespin. One day, probably the day after tomorrow, people may regard me as a fashion visionary. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
Jarod Kintz, Ah, but that's life, no?

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. The sky looked threatening, and hail the size, shape, and color of boxing gloves started pounding us in the face. Luckily my mustache looked like Chuck Norris, and you were able to take shelter under my nose.
”
Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

Jarod Kintz
“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I never noticed it, but my mustache has been right under my nose this whole time. The love of my life has also been right under my nose, but the hipsters aren’t on to that trend yet.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“My mustache, it was right under my nose, but that doesn’t make it right.
”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. I had an erection the size of your nose, though I could breathe through mine while yours was congested. The air smelled like pee to me. 
”
Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

“Es más fácil ocultar una espinilla en la punta de la nariz, que el amor.”
Maria Fernanda Heredia, Hay Palabras que los Peces no Entienden

Laurence Sterne
“I define a nose, as follows,—intreating only beforehand, and beseeching my readers, both male and female, of what age, complexion, and condition soever, for the love of God and their own souls, to guard against the temptations and suggestions of the devil, and suffer him by no art or wile to put any other ideas into their minds, than what I put into my definition.—For by the word Nose, throughout all this long chapter of noses, and in every other part of my work, where the word Nose occurs,—I declare, by that word I mean a Nose, and nothing more, or less.”
Laurence Sterne, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

Nikolai Gogol
“The nose looked at the Major and frowned a little.”
Nikolai Gogol, The Nose
tags: nose

“In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.”
Chris Farley

Ilse Losa
“Já que não és bonita, deves salientar-te pela inteligência. Assim há se de conseguir mais na vida do que essas criaturinhas que contam com o sucesso do seu palminho de cara. Quero que aprendas também a tocar piano.
Assim falou à minha mãe, que se contava entre as mulheres bonitas. Suspeitaria do mal que me causava?
Pouco a pouco fui-me convencendo de ser feia. Olhando para o espelho via uma cara redonda, sem dúvida redonda em excesso, via olhos cinzentos (e não era o cinzento a cor mais feia de todas?), cabelo liso, sem ondas nem caracóis. No nariz curto já Anna repararam e gostava de puxar por ele. E como se me meteu na cabeça que os olhos eram demasiado pequenos, comecei a arregalá-los quando caminhava pelas ruas.”
Ilse Losa, O Mundo Em Que Vivi

Gaston Leroux
“I say, `Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose,
and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha!”
Gaston Leroux, Phantom of the Opera

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