Quotes About Murphy S Law

Quotes tagged as "murphy-s-law" (showing 1-9 of 9)
Murphy's Law
“The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.”
Murphy's Law

Gillian Flynn
“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.”
Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

Arthur C. Clarke
“Floyd could imagine a dozen things that could go wrong; it was little consolation that it was always the thirteenth that actually happened.”
Arthur C. Clarke, 2010: Odyssey Two

“If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.”
Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
“My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.”
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr., The Poet at the Breakfast-Table

John Sack
“Anything that can possibly go wrong, does”
John Sack, The Ascent of Yerupaja

Garth Nix
“As per usual, trouble comes in several directions at once.”
Garth Nix, Lirael

Anne Lamott
“When you’re kind to people, and you pay attention, you make a field of comfort around them, and you get it back—the Golden Rule meets the Law of Karma meets Murphy’s Law.”
Anne Lamott, Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

“Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money.”
Mitchell Symons, That Book: ...of Perfectly Useless Information

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