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Quotes About Midgets

Quotes tagged as "midgets" (showing 1-17 of 17)
Jarod Kintz
“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.
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Jarod Kintz, $3.33

Cassandra Clare
“I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower selling child who asked me for twopence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me.”
“A little girl robbed you?” Tessa said.
“Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel.”
Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

Cassandra Clare
“Jem grinned. “Where have you been? The Blue Dragon? The Mermaid?”
“The Devil Tavern if you must know.” Will sighed and leaned against one of the posts of the bed. “I had such plans for the evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower-selling child who asked me for two-pence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me.”
“A little girl robbed you?” Tessa said.
“Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel.”
“Easy mistake to make,” Jem said.”
Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

Jarod Kintz
“Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“For such small heads, little kids seem to have the biggest brains. No disrespect to midgets.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“I’d rather play with small quantities of large people than large quantities of small people.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Since pigs are anatomically similar to humans, dissecting one must be like cutting up a midget. And I haven’t done that since middle school.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“I grew up in a small town. It was populated by midgets.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“I was short staffed. But that's what happens when all your employees are midgets. I make love like spicy rice.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“There’s nothing like a good murder to remind you that life is short. So are midgets. This guy was obviously not a midget, and that’s why he moved to the top of my suspect list (I arranged my suspects by height, rather than organized them alphabetically or, you know, by how guilty they seemed).”
Jarod Kintz, Seven Sisters Sinister Murder Mystery Dinner

Jarod Kintz
“Love is like ten midgets trying to amount to more than they are. But no matter how hard they try, they won’t ever be eleven midgets tall.”
Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Jarod Kintz
“Midgets smell like small, and I’m in the mood for a medium, like a large coffee from Starbucks.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

“I think the reason why seniors love NASCAR so much is because they drive with the left blinker on”
JOHNNY CORN

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